Saturday, September 30, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #19 (September 30th, 2006)




All this week the Blog & Mail

Is brought to you by individual

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Including this copy of

Going Home

Sitting right here.

It's not just the elaborate homage to F. Scott Fitzgerald and his writings that you, yourself, can get at your local comic-book store or online at

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it's the only one available that has the words

"As seen on the Blog & Mail"

hand-lettered on the title page

and autographed by Dave Sim & Gerhard

The First Money Order or Certified Cheque for

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In the event of a tie—since Gerhard only picks up the mail once a week—all cheques and money orders for $50 will be honoured with an autographed copy marked "as seen on the Blog & Mail"

So Ger looks at my cover idea and the title card and he listens to my idea of Cerebus breaking through like Porky Pig and he is getting less and less impressed by the moment. Then he says, "It's not going to show up very well in the solicitation". Which is true. The covers in Diamond Previews are about the size of a large postage stamp and the more complicated and detailed a cover you have, the less people are going to be able to see it. Whatever "brand" value there is in using Elrod is going to be lost because a) he's going to be too small to see b) his dialogue is going to be too small to read and c) he's going to be dressed in a giant rooster costume. I was already thinking about re-doing the Looney Tunes style lettering in some way to diminish the fact that there really are too many letters in the words "Following Cerebus" to do a visual analogue. And I had started wondering about having the logo rise up in the successive film frames and wondering if the Looney Tunes logo actually did that or if I was misremembering it and realizing that I had hours of paste-up to do to try and get it done in rough form and Ger would have more hours on the computer trying to get it to work (if I thought he was laughing through his nostrils now…). And he said, "So there would be the regular Following Cerebus logo in addition to the film strip?" and no, that wasn't actually what I was picturing but I can see what he's saying. "What's this going to look like in the solicitation stage?" And the answer isn't very good no matter what I try reconfiguring the cover mentally.

Meanwhile, Ger has mentioned that he's pencilled another wraparound-cover-sized drawing from a photograph he found interesting and I'm starting to think that I really can't save this potential animation cover, so maybe we should just go with a nice unrelated wraparound cover. This has been an on-going question: does the cover have to apply to the contents or can it just be a nice picture? Knowing my crabby, hair-splitting, literal-minded audience (and I love each and every one of you dearly as I would my own flesh-and-blood and you know that MWAH!) I've tended to think it has to apply in some way (even going so far as to coerce Craig into writing an analysis of "The Night Before" to tie in to the cover to #10 which Ger has done pretty much on his own except for getting me to actually pencil and ink Jaka and Cerebus) as often as possible, but I'm starting to wonder if I'm fighting uphill for no good reason. From Ger's standpoint even if we go with the straight "Eye Candy" cover that's unrelated, we want to avoid Cerebus looking like a "stuck on" afterthought and he really can't picture where Cerebus would go on the picture he has tight pencilled on tracing paper. Ger promises to bring in the tracing paper drawing the following Tuesday so I can take a look at it and see what we can do about turning it into a cover. I don't see the same problem he does, but then I'm not the one who is going to be filling up a good 9/10s of the finished cover with my work, so how he sees it has to be taken into account (nor, presumably, does he want a significant 1/10th of the visual point of his cover obliterated by an aardvark if he can help it).

The following Tuesday is here and in and around unloading 6,000 plus pages of Cerebus negatives all taped onto 8-pages-per flats and an eight-foot fire retardent cabinet big enough to hold them Ger informs me that he forgot to bring the drawing in because he forgot to write it down. As he is fond of saying these days, "Post-it notes ARE my brain cells".

Well, around this time, Craig has finally gotten all of the Neal Adams material off of his desk and he's had a closer look at the Dream Issue and it's starting to seem to him that there might be more there than one issue's worth so he's suggested that we make issue 11 part 2 of the Dream Issue[s] and he does a quick description of an Odd Transformations cover and I'm just about to fax him back saying that Ger's already halfway through a cover and we're just going to have to live with whatever it is. So that's when I suggest to Ger that whatever the drawing is that he's done, I could just do a drawing of Cerebus asleep on a pillow with his blanket fluttering over him and that would serve to make the background a dream, whatever it is.

Continued on Monday.


You're not REALLY going to fall for that, are you?

Sending a cheque or money order for $50 just to get an autographed $30 book that says "as seen on the Blog & Mail"?

It'll only encourage us, you know!


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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #18 (September 29th, 2006)



All this week the Blog & Mail is brought to you by

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You don't have to buy them all, they're even really good

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Today's Trade Paperback: Flight

Surreal! Mind-Bending! Blood Soaked!

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1994

Then issue 186 came out and that was the end of that!

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Anatomy of a Following Cerebus cover

A Week-Long Except for Wednesday, Sunday and Tuesday Blog & Mail Essay


Figuring out what an issue of Following Cerebus is going to be about is really one of the toughest things about my and Craig's jobs right now. Just about the time we're getting our publisher's copy of Diamond Previews with the solicitation for an issue of Following Cerebus, it's time to start working on the next cover. So, about a week ago, the Previews issue came in with the solicitation for issue 10 which means we now have three weeks to get a cover done, scanned, the logo and type put on and a description of it sent to Diamond. Of course, right now Craig is just cleaning up the debris from the Neal Adams issue—sending me back my Adams reference material and getting his own files back in order—and starting to write some of the text and come up with the interview questions for issue 10's "The Night Before and Dreams" issue. The last thing he wants me to ask is: "What's the one after that going to be about?" But that's what's right in the middle of my plate if I'm going to get my part done and Ger's going to get his part done and each of us is going to have enough time to do our part properly. If I'm doing the cover solo (a la the cover to issues 5 or 7) that isn't as much of a problem, but obviously if you have the King of the Pen and Ink and Watercolour Eye Candy standing by, you want to make maximum use of him (a la the covers of issues 2, 8, 10) and that means giving him as much time as possible.

So, a while back I had faxed Craig the suggestion that we do an Animation Issue. I had just had brunch at the Walper Terrace Restaurant with Rob Walton who had come up for a visit and I had recorded our conversation, got the waitress to take photos, etc. Apart from Ragmop [again, highest possible recommendation on this 400-page graphic novel—get your orders into Diamond before the book actually ships if you're a retailer and let your local store know you want one if you're a comics reader] Rob's primarily made his living from animation, working for various companies but primarily Toronto's Nelvana Studio over the years, doing storyboards and all other aspects of the animation business and he knows them inside and out. As far as I know, apart from the guys who have drawn the Hanna-Barbera characters over the years for their various comic-book incarnations, Rob is the only one to use that cartooning style extensively in his own comic-book work. So it seemed like a fruitful idea to discuss what both of us have taken from the animation field in our own work, where comic books and animation are similar, etc. And, what the heck. I'm the point man. No one else is thinking of issue 11 at this point, so let's just say it's the Animation Issue. I suggested to Craig that I could do an Elrod/Foghorn Leghorn homage, with Elrod wearing a Foghorn Leghorn costume and Foghorn wearing a Lord Silverspoon tunic and wig. He thought it was a great idea. So, that was what I decided to do when it came time (which, as it turns out, was last week).

So, I got my part done and the gag hinged on knowing what "Space Jam" was—Foghorn basically fools Elrod into switching places. Foghorn will get all of Elrod's High Society royalties and Elrod gets to go to Hollywood and star in the big "Space Jam" sequel. I showed Ger the pencilled cover idea and he laughed a little bit through his nostrils which meant that he didn't like it, but I soldiered on anyway. The following week when he came in, I had my part pencilled and inked and lettered and finally he asked in an exasperated voice, "What IS `Space Jam'?"

Uhhh. So, I explained that "Space Jam" had been this huge animation fiasco that only Time-Warner could put together that came out five years ago which involved the Warner Brothers cartoon characters teaming up with Michael Jordan, of the NBA's Chicago Bulls to save the universe in a big basketball game. Does this sound familiar to anyone? One of the problems with a two-man operation is that there's no way of telling who is crazy and who isn't. I figured pretty much everyone would remember "Space Jam" because it had been so bad—that really irritating Roger Rabbit crap that they do these days where every frame of every scene looks as if it had been drawn by Tex Avery on amphetamines—LOTS of amphetamines. And, um, it tanked really, really badly. I tried watching it on Pay TV back when I had a TV and I think I lasted about eight minutes. So, I'm explaining this to Gerhard and he has his "REAL people won't know anything about that" look on his face. So, I'm the crazy one. And I'm not so much agreeing with him (does ANYONE out there remember "Space Jam"?) as I'm thinking, the target outreach audience for this issue (if there is one) is animation people and maybe trying to get a laugh out of "Space Jam" is not a particularly cagey move given that the movie virtually single-handedly sunk traditional animation which is what most of the potential new audience would have been employed in. See, they didn't do the movie in-house but farmed out most of it to animation studios all over North America and then stitched it together at the end. I heard that Jeff Smith's old studio Character Builders did some of it and I know Nelvana did some.

Meanwhile, I've gotten a book out of the library on the Classic Warner cartoons which has a great Robert McKimson model sheet of Foghorn Leghorn from 1953 (there are approximately three or four really good Foghorn Leghorn cartoons—the first one won an Oscar—and then a bunch of so-so and lousy ones) as well as the Looney Tunes title card. I figure I'll do an animation strip of the title card, lettering "Following Cerebus" in the "Looney Tunes" style and in the final frame Cerebus is bursting through the title card a la Porky Pig only Cerebus says, "Nay. Nay. Cerebus is NOT going to say it." (`Th-th-th-That's All Folks", right?)

Tomorrow: I know Gerhard's out there I can hear him breathing


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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #17 (September 28th, 2006)



Today's edition of the Blog & Mail is brought to you by

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When 16 Volumes Seems Like Committing to a Marriage

Remember, several of the books can stand alone

High Society (Volume 2 in the series)

The Walking Barbarian Id encounters Civilization For the First Time

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Anatomy of a Following Cerebus Cover

An Almost Week-Long except for Wednesday and Sunday and Tuesday Blog & Mail Essay



Well, no sooner do I tell you guys that I'm going to do a colour cartoon for the cover of Collected Letters Volume 2 than I change my mind. I dug out a list of letter recipients that I could do caricatures of on the cover and then realized that virtually no one knows what any of them look like! "Boy, doesn't that just look like Kitchener Mayor, Carl Zehr?"

[His Worship got a big laugh at the General Meeting and Dinner of the Kitchener Downtown Business Association when, after a monumental build-up introduction by the KDBA Director, he stepped to the podium. Thanking the director for his lavish praise he then said that while the praise was much appreciated, there's always something that will bring you back down to earth. Two of the women who were sitting at his table had just asked him, "So where do you work downtown?"]

So that was when I got in the new paperback edition of The Little Man, Chet's short story collection which has just come out from Drawn and Quarterly (www.drawnandquarterly.com Highly Recommended) where Chet did a comic strip on the cover (having gotten the idea from the series of Penguin Classics that he did one of the covers for, Lady Chatterly's Lover). He had been pushing Rob Walton to do one on the cover of Ragmop [the great 1990's self-published title which is now a 400-plus page graphic novel available from Diamond Comics Distributors. Highly recommended even though you couldn't get much further away from my end of the political spectrum. That's right: Ragmop is squarely in Yahoo Territory! And has a pretty good track record for making me laugh out loud at its ultra-liberal caricatures of my side of the fence] while I had been pushing Rob to revive his original issue one cover which had been modeled on the It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World movie poster design. The book ships later in the year—Rob's driving the artwork up to Quebecor even as you read this—it was listed one or two Diamond Previews back so your local store should be able to get you a copy if you say something now!]

It is an interesting idea, I decided. The concept is, obviously, that people feel compelled to read comic strips so putting one on the cover of your book is going to make use of that compulsion. I'm not sure that it actually works, but I bypassed that thought with another thought: what kind of a strip would I do? And the obvious answer (all you Yahoos are going to get sick of hearing this, I think) was a photo-realism strip, along the lines of Stan Drake's Heart of Juliet Jones and Leonard Starr's Mary Perkins On Stage [I can't believe how many plugs/digressions this one little item is necessitating. I just got in volume one of Classic Comics Press reprinting of Mary Perkins On Stage's first year February 1957 to January 1958. Volume two is scheduled for release in November. I bought the premium package including a print signed and numbered by Leonard Starr himself! The books are $19.95 each plus $3.95 for shipping and handling www.classiccomicspress.com. It's a surprisingly good read in addition to the gorgeous art.] So I put something together last week making use of the "Siu Ta (so far)" method: photocopying photographs, cropping them to panel size and dropping computer font lettering in the right space. Margaret "Maggs" Liss wrote me that there has been some dispute on the Internet about whether I was hand-lettering the strips or using a computer font and Jeet Heer brought up the same subject at the Doug Wright Awards. Yes, it's true. It's a computer font from Richard Starkings' Comiccraft called "Joe Kubert". Basically I wanted something that was as close to the ultra-clean Ben Oda style as possible which I frankly don't have the "chops" for (Oda lettered virtually all of the narrative comic strips of the 1950s and 60s. I've even heard the story that he had the keys to a lot of cartoonists' studios so he could just let himself in in the middle of the night, letter the strips and then let himself back out again. Which would make a really good photorealism strip in and of itself!). It's also a lot easier to do caption and balloon corrections. You just retype the material, re-space it and away you go. The final reason is that in the aftermath of issue 186 the predominantly liberal comic-book field went from treating me as a first-rank penciller, inker, writer, writer-artist, cartoonist and letterer (nominations for Eisners and Harveys) to relegating me to nominations in the Best Letterer category only (where I finally won a Harvey in 2005). It didn't bother me since it was so obvious that that was what they were doing: if you're not a feminist you can't be any good at anything but minor technical achievements. But, as I told Margaret and Jeet, I figured if I used a computer font that they wouldn't be able to do that anymore and, sure enough, everyone has been favourably mentioning my artwork on "Siu Ta (so far)" the first time my artwork has been mentioned favourably by anyone since 1994. I did want to emphasize that I gravitated directly to the Joe Kubert font, so Mr. Kubert can take a very deep bow that his lettering is what Dave Sim Superstar Letterer picked over any other for his photorealism work. It's a damned fine font and worth every penny of the $75 or so that it cost. Joe Kubert's lettering font! Accept no substitutes!

Anyway, I've got the logo lettered and a cover inset image of two of three teenaged girls pencilled and inked so hopefully I'll have the finished cover ready to go to Diamond for solicitation in October sometime. Ger's also working up his part of another wraparound cover for Following Cerebus 11 this week. Craig and I are betting that the Dream Analysis issue 10 is going to "burst all bounds" and have to be split up over two issues. More on this tomorrow but at least I GOT to the Following Cerebus cover before the end of episode 1, eh?

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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #16 (September 27th, 2006)



Last week's Blog & Mail was brought to you by

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Dave Sim Collected Letters 2004

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Last week's Blog & Mail (and this spill-over addition) was dedicated with the greatest respect and admiration to Chris Woerner, serving with US Forces in Baghdad even as you read this, stationed in one of Saddam's old palaces. Talk about a room with a view. God willing he comes back to us safe and sound and we'll be seeing him at one or another of the Yahoo get-togethers—maybe SPACE in April of '07? Say, if anybody has an idea of what we can do with the trade paperbacks before we send them over to make them less inclined to turn into trade paperback stew (glue bindings on books melt in the Iraqi heat, I've been told) please feel free to post your favourite recipe here ("Then take a small spatula and carefully extracting the remaining glue residue…").


Okay, I'm going to have to be a little careful here because today's entry deals with Alex Robinson and he sure didn't have any idea that I was going to be doing this Blog when he wrote to me on 6 September or that I intended to use excerpts from people's letters without permission. [I also apologize for getting these columns out of order—I kept juggling them, trying to minimize the "emotional trauma" they were apt wreak in feminist circles—and ending up promising that this column would appear last Sunday in doing so. Last week I did two Tuesday columns by accident. Jeff Tundis suggested that I type the days of the week in a single column at the beginning of my work on a week's worth of Blog & Mails and I took his excellent suggestion this week, so everything should be straightened out from now on].

He writes, "It was also good to see you at SPACE, though I wish we could've spoken some more in a less noisy setting. It was also strange because at one point I noticed that a few people had gathered around us and were just listening to us converse, without actually participating. I'm sure you're used to it by this time, being the former godfather of self-publishing and all, but it was a very disconcerting experience to me, almost like being on stage."

Well, truer words were never spoken (and the subtext makes me even more hesitant about quoting Alex here) but I think it's just a difference in perspective. I'm so used to it by now, I didn't even notice our "audience" per se. I started off doing fanzines, Alex started off doing mini-comics and here we were in an environment where we were THE Dave Sim and THE Alex Robinson and in that context—a night-before party at a small-press convention—I just think it polite to let people listen in who are, in their turn, starting off. It gives them a sense of connection (however valid or invalid that sense might actually be) which I think is a major part of small press events.

Of course the subject also touches on issues of privacy that I've had to give up since publicly stating that I'm not a feminist and that I advocate non-feminist political choices. Feminists never attack ideas they always attack you personally which leaves you with two choices: let them tear you to pieces in absentia with rumour and innuendo or adopt the view that everything about your life is public and an open book, there's no such thing as a private correspondence or a private conversation because anything you do privately is going to get "spun" by the feminists into some form of foundation for further character assassination.

But, I'm getting ahead of myself.

Alex and I have a long history that goes back to him sending me copies of Box Office Poison in the original digest comic format I mentioned above and I was always pulling for him to make it and always gratified when another issue arrived with the familiar return address. Needless to say, having watched his painstaking and hard-fought for progress, I'm a HUGE fan of his latest graphic novel, Tricked, and made a point to write him a long letter about it after buying it and devouring in one afternoon shortly after it came out (he sent me a copy sometime between my buying it and writing to him). Years ago, on those occasions when we were both set up at the same small press or mainstream con, I'd wander by his table and say, "Wow. THE Alex Robinson." It's a good example of a joke that later comes true and threatens to devour you. Alex freely confesses to have lifted a few of my storytelling tricks (far more obvious in Box Office Poison than it was in Tricked—he's definitely become his own man) and might even have been charged with being a Dave Sim clone at one point. But, in the future? It would be no great surprise to hear: "Ah, Alex Robinson. Yes, brilliant graphic novelist. Have you ever heard of Dave Sim? No? No, most people haven't. He did this largely forgotten work called Cerebus. See if you can dig up some of the issues from the mid-1980s and you'll see a lot of where Alex Robinson came from." There's no point in trying to argue with it. If it happens it happens. I got a letter a while ago from someone who had just discovered Barry Windsor-Smith's work and was amazed to see just how profoundly he had influenced my own work how much of his Gorblimey Press stuff and his later Conan material I lifted practically intact. Several people have told me that they had no idea that Lord Julius was based on someone until they ran across the Marx Brothers by accident!

The ultimate verdict of art history is always out of our hands.

Anyway, I'm friendly enough with Alex and have enough history with him (which is a little different than the situation with Batton Lash—I inadvertently influenced Batton through my Pro Con speech to write Archie vs. Punisher and use the proceeds as seed money to start Exhibit A Press and that's really where the professional connection begins and ends) that I just flat-out asked him in my last letter if his crazed misogynistic character Steve in Tricked was based on me.

"I was surprised that you would think that the character Steve was you. If that was really what I thought of you, why would I send you the book? I know your stock has fallen a bit in this stupid industry, but I didn't think you got many people insulting you directly to your face."

I didn't think that was the type of person that you are but there are very few people who have genuinely and sincerely been charged with misogyny in our industry (or in society in general for that matter) and none where no voice has been raised in his defence—I'm the only one I can think of aside from, perhaps, Robert Crumb and he's pretty much "vouched for" by being married to Aline Kominsky whereas as far as I know I'm under universal female indictment for having broken the hearts of D.L., D.S. and S. A. (discretion really is the better part of chivalry) in the ranks of my industry "conquests" (they broke their own hearts, in my view, all I did was refuse to capitulate to their feminist politics—a subject for another time). And Steve in Tricked was definitely a truly misogynistic character which is also virtually unique in the field (as well as in society in general) so based on my alleged misogyny (which, in my view, is really just opposition to what I see as feminist excesses) if that had been your intention—to document comics' only universally agreed-upon misogynist with a genuinely misogynistic character—I thought it would at least make for a fruitful and open discussion if you thought, as an example, that I was in some way slighting your better half (as seemed to be the case with Batton Lash—at least from his better half's point of view) on the only occasion that Kristen and I chatted at SPACE (2003, I believe).

The most recent person to violate the Dave Sim radio silence dictated by the comic-book feminists was Dirk Deppey in his Comics Journal interview with Terry Moore who, apropos nothing, suddenly launched into


About a year and a half ago, we did a critics' roundtable on Dave Sim, and I'm sure you're aware of his, what's the euphemism, "controversial" views on men versus women. I have to say that the official Comics Journal line was best described the first time around they did this, which basically, had an artist's rendering of Sim as the commandant at a concentration camp for women. I have a difficult time working up that level of antagonism towards Sim's views, not because I agree with them, but because most men and women I know really do view the opposite sex as the opposite species on one level or another. The whole men-are-from-Mars-women-are-from-Venus thing is fairly ingrained not just in our culture, but virtually all cultures. Sim just went a little overboard in trying to turn it into an all-encompassing, goofy-ass theory, in my opinion.


Again, there is no effort to address my ideas, they are just declared "goofy ass" and that's expected to be the end of it. Again, I find that intellectually dishonest. Lawrence Summers—before feminists hounded him from his office as Harvard president—addressed a core biological reality that women are incapable of competing in the advanced maths and sciences even though thanks to the excesses of affirmative action they outnumber men by a wide margin at the start of the academic "race". In both instances we were labelled as misogynists even though we were just making an observation based on empirical evidence. With all deference to Mr. Deppey—who is, I grant you, an improvement over his predecessors at the Journal in this area—the intellectual dishonesty in continually evading what Lawrence Summers and I and people like us are saying by suggesting we have "goofy ass" theories and that we should content ourselves with being dismissed out of hand in that way goes well beyond the feel-good parameters of "men are from Mars women are from Venus". If you want to be intellectually dishonest on the subject of feminism, that is your fundamental right but I would appreciate it if people would stop deprecating me and Lawrence Summers and others like us just because we base our views on empirical evidence. Either refute our views with contrary empirical evidence or, you know, stop referring to them as "goofy ass" as if you have already refuted them.


Anyway, on to happier subjects:

Thanks very much, indeed, for sending along Husky, the two-headed digest with the first chapter of your 2 Cool 2 B 4gotten and Tony Consiglio's Titanius. An actual brand new Alex Robinson digest comic. Just like old times. Is it just me or this a kind of mano a mano "who's actually going to finish their story first?" kind of gig? Anyway, splendid shot by Kristen of you two boys in tuxedos and sporting a couple of spiffy cheroots really badly reproduced. Is that a vest Consiglio is wearing or have the shingles come back so bad that they're now actually growing out through his shirt? Scandal-mongering bloggers and the comic-reading public have a right to know. Maybe Alex has the original photo posted at http://members.aol.com/ComicBookAlex or can put it up there sometime soon for verification by any of the Yahoos specializing in skin ailments (yep. Looks like shingles all right. Right through his dress shirt. Yeccch.)

Tony and Alex have been hanging out together since their days at SVA in one of Will Eisner's classes where they were (how can I put this?) deemed to be somewhat-less-than-exemplary students in the deportment department. Tony tells one of my favourite stories about Will coming over to his and Alex's table at a comic-book convention (San Diego?) and has really gotten tired of me dragging him across the room at SPACE to tell yet another complete stranger (the last one was Jason Trimmer as I recall). Tony is easily one of the funniest guys in comics (not quite Evan Dorkin level but definitely up there) and I always look forward to new work by him. If we can get a hundred or so people to check out his website at http://members.aol.com/DoubleTony we might even be able to persuade him to post the Eisner story. Also recommended is his latest book from Top Shelf, 110 Per[cents sign. Why doesn't my keyboard have a "cents sign"? I never noticed that before. Somehow I just know this is all Tony's doing! Curse you, Tony Consiglio!]

Alex's contribution gets off to a running start. There's a quality to writing a serialized graphic novel that's quite different from just writing a comic book and, I suspect, different from writing a non-serialized graphic novel and Alex, it seems to me, has that nebulous quality pretty much nailed. Tricked was non-serialized and Box Office Poison was serialized. I've only done "serialized" (so far). How quickly do you have to get into the story and how much information do you have to impart in how short a time seems to me the core of the aptitude. Here Alex gets a lot of the information across in the form of a patient's questionnaire at a holistic medicine center and an interior monologue that is one large block of text in the iconic shape of the narrator's face, both really good ways of accomplishing the necessary task that don't impede the narrative flow or call unnecessary attention to themselves. The result is that you get (by my estimation) roughly 22 pages of narrative in 16 pages. That's a very good proportion to hit in a medium where so much of the narrative challenge is how you condense information without appearing to do so, so that you can let conversations between characters take a more natural-sounding (to the reader's inner narrative ear which he or she isn't usually aware of unless he or she happens to also be a cartoonist) course.


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Dave Sim's blogandmail #15 (September 26th, 2006)



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Okay, this is the end of week two and it seems pretty clear that the choice is between actually answering my mail or continuing with the Blog & Mail. Just out of curiosity, I asked Chester and John and Siu and Han what length of time they would pick if they started a pool to decide how long I would keep this up. Balancing how much of my life it was already taking up against the fact that I did a monthly comic book for 26 years the lowest guess was two weeks and the highest guess was three weeks.

At that point—after briefly considering starting a pool then and there, making it to four weeks, packing it in and taking their money—I thought: the key thing will be to not set a precedent that you get 3,000 to 5,000 words every day. As soon as I can I have to do a real short one so they know that some days that's just going to happen. They're Big Yahoos (for the most part). They can take it.


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Monday, September 25, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #14 (September 25th, 2006)



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This week's Blog & Mail is respectfully and with great admiration dedicated to Chris Woerner, long-time Yahoo in good standing serving with US Forces in Baghdad. And, with a couple of days left in the week, I'd like to expand that dedication to include all of the military forces which are serving in the War on Terror, in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of NATO and the US-led Operation Enduring Freedom (and, for obvious reasons, a special hello to Operation Foundation, Canada's representative group at US Central Command in Tampa, Florida). The free world is forever in your debt and your contributions to the advancement of freedom and democracy will never be forgotten.


Lou Copeland forwarded a draft petition from Joe Kubert which had appeared on Tom Spurgeon's website on the refusal of the Polish government to return Dina Babbitt's art which had been acquired and was being displayed by the Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum. The cover letter in part read:


Deported to Auschwitz as a teenager, Mrs. Babbitt's life was spared by the infamous war criminal Dr. Josef Mengele, after he saw a mural of Snow White that she had painted on the wall of the children's barracks to soothe the children in their final hours. He then compelled her to paint portraits of gypsies upon whom he was performing his barbaric "experiments".


After the war, Mrs. Babbitt relocated to California, where she worked as an animator for Warner Brothers and Jay Ward Productions. Among other things she illustrated such characters as Wile. E. Coyote, Speedy Gonzalez, Capn Crunch, Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird for many years…


...Four years ago, when I wrote the book Yossel, about a teenage cartoonist whose life was spared by the Nazis because they were amused by his drawings, I did not know that there had been a real-life case that bore similarities to my book. I was stunned to learn of Mrs. Babbitt and even more stunned by the Polish government's position.


The petition is "intended to be signed specifically by cartoonists, animators, and comic book artists and creators". I left a phone message with Tom Spurgeon last week asking to have my name included. I encourage all other interested cartoonists, animators, and comic book creators to send an e-mail to the director of the David S. Wyman Institute for Holocaust Studies, Dr. Rafael Medoff, at rafaelmedoff@aol.com.


Issue 43 of Batton Lash's Supernatural Law came in and is Batton's usual great work, ably assisted by Trevor Neilson and Melissa Uran. When Terry Moore packs it in on Strangers in Paradise sometime in the next year, that will make Batton's book the longest-lasting self-published title (as in: most number of issues). "A Vampire in Hollywood" touches a lot of satiric bases (which is a lot of the fun of Batton's work as you successively go along with the transition of his themes)—O.J. Simpson, Gay Rights, "Outing", the predatory press, all get little nose-tweaks and whoopee cushions in a story that is ostensibly just about a vampire selling the rights to his life story to the movies. Highly recommended as always. Check out Batton's all new stories online in full colour every Monday and Thursday at www.supernaturallaw.com and if you still haven't got the Supernatural Law parody of Cerebus (the cover of which Ger and I helped ink) go to www.exhibitapress.com where they have them available.


I really didn't want to get into this, but Mimi Cruz, a long-time friend both of Batton and his wife Jackie Estrada told me that Jackie had told her that she and Batton WANT to come to the "Ye Bookes of Cerebus" event at the Salt Lake City library but she (Jackie) is afraid that I won't talk to her. As I pointed out to Mimi, back in 1996, in Cerebus 203, with the Planet Comics retailers in Oklahoma City facing a combined prison term of eighty years for selling comic books deemed to be obscene, I had written an open letter to the Friends of Lulu when Jackie was the president of that organization saying that I thought it might be a good idea if the Friends of Lulu (composed in part of female cartoonists and writers and other creators) could get together a petition that they were opposed to censorship of any kind in the comic-book field. I proposed that if the whole organization didn't want to participate, maybe some female cartoonists would want to participate and was it possible for the organization to facilitate that? What I got back was basically an evasion from Jackie and Batton's fax machine dated January 23, 1996 over the seven names of the Board of Directors (Anina Bennett, Jackie Estrada, Deni Loubert, Cheryl Harris, Heidi MacDonald, Liz Schiller and Martha Thomases) enunciating at length the Friends of Lulu mission statement and concluding with a single paragraph saying that they didn't see what I was suggesting as part of their mandate and that the CBLDF and the Friends of Lulu were separate but complementary organizations. I gave another try at a response dated 24 January (printed in issue 206) trying to find some compromise which would allow the possibility of such a petition to take shape and to be used by the CBLDF as part of any mainstream media/public relations exercise in any jurisdiction where there had been an obscenity bust. I thought in 1996—and I think now—that a roster of female names (especially if they had drawn or written Wonder Woman or other iconic characters) would carry a lot of weight in the mainstream media particularly if some higher profile members were willing to do anti-censorship media interviews in those jurisdictions.


My last-ditch attempt involved offering them four pages in the back of Cerebus for a membership drive (basically, I'll help you with something I'm not interested in if you'll help me with something you're not interested in) if they would put a mention in their newsletter asking if anyone was willing to sign such a petition and offered to continue to debate the issue in Cerebus with them until some sort of compromise was reached. I finally got a reply nearly two months later:


Dear Dave: Thanks for your offer of four pages. We are grateful, but we would prefer not to accept. We will not be continuing this correspondence. Sincerely, Friends of Lulu Board of Directors.


Through the course of the discussion I heard from exactly ONE female comics reader who expressed her support for the First Amendment as taking precedence over her personal likes and dislikes, so—something I'm not terribly proud of, to say the least—I gave in instead of pursuing the matter. The feminists won again.


It was a year later that I saw Batton and Jackie at Will Eisner's surprise 80th birthday party in Florida. I don't think I was discourteous to Jackie, but I certainly didn't have much of anything to say to her. I found her and her Board of Directors' response to me and my suggestion to be intellectually dishonest and I, quite frankly, don't have much to say to people who I find to be intellectually dishonest. If they had a good reason not to put my suggestion to their membership, they should have explained it. If they didn't have a good reason not to put my suggestion to their membership, then I think they should have put my suggestion to their membership. I was willing to leave it at that and had done so for ten years. But, in my view, Jackie has again crossed the line of intellectual dishonesty by attempting to make it sound as if she was—and is—the victim of my shunning her, when it was she and her then Board of Directors who shunned my suggestion and discontinued communication with no good reason for doing so except, I assume, because of two possibilities: 1) personal animosity toward me in the wake of Cerebus 186 or 2) feminists support censorship of anything they disapprove of but don't want to be seen as doing so.


Mimi asked if I could phone and tell Jackie that I don't hate her and that I would talk to her if she came to the Ye Bookes of Cerebus exhibit and my answer (as much as I like to accommodate Mimi wherever I can because I have always found her to be intellectually honest) is no. I don't think you should reward intellectual dishonesty and "victim posturing". I capitulated in allowing the feminist then-Board of Directors of the Friends of Lulu to close a discussion without a valid rational reason. In my view, our society is in the mess it's in because that has become the societal norm: allowing feminists to close off and evade discussions without valid rational reasons so I see myself as having made an enormous concession in doing that and in not raising a big stink about it until I got a rational answer. But, that's as far as I'm going. To ask me to further mollify Jackie Estrada because her feelings are wounded is to descend into the inner circles of feminist lunatic hell, in my view.


I'd be delighted if she and Batton came to the gig in Salt Lake City but mostly because I think she is using her false portrayal of victim-hood to make it impossible for Batton to come. And I find that profoundly intellectually dishonest—the urge to try to cling to victim status even when you are victimizing someone else.


Let me put it another way: back when 186 came out, Sook-Yin Lee (Chester's then girlfriend) declared Cerebus to be the "Mein Kampf of Comics". I just met her for the first time at the Doug Wright Awards. We exchanged pleasantries and I congratulated her on all the publicity she's getting on Shortbus at the Toronto Film Festival this year. Does that mean I think she was right to call Cerebus the "Mein Kampf of Comics"? No. Does that mean we're going to become close personal friends? No. Does that mean that she now thinks Cerebus is a great work of art and she'll be recommending it to all of her friends? No. But it does mean that we're grown-ups and that it is very grown-up thing to do to treat someone in a civil manner in any social context.


The only people I have no dealings with, personally, are my ex-wife and ex-girlfriends because I think doing so is a bad idea. If my ex-wife or any of my ex-girlfriends are interested in coming to Salt Lake City, they are certainly more than welcome. It's a free country. If they want to come by and politely say "hello" and I'll say "hello" back politely and to make a little amiable chit-chat, I'm certainly more than willing to do that. As long as they don't push it and try to become one of my best friends or in some other way insinuate themselves back into my life. Yes, this is all terribly personal and inappropriate but so is the on-going use of victim posturing to maintain the high ground against Dave Sim's anti-feminist views terribly personal and inappropriate. As I say, I left the whole thing where it was sitting for ten years. If Jackie had left it alone, I would have left it alone.


Given the propensity of liberals to revise history this is not unexpected. If I don't say anything to remind people what the actual historical record shows (the Cerebus Archive nears completion) they will soon be treating my decade of ostracism and vilification as just another example of crazy Dave Sim's delusions. "Oh, we always LOVED Dave, he just overreacted". I'm willing to be accommodating up to a point. I'm willing to be polite up to a point. I'm willing to be gracious about my ten years in the wilderness up to a point. What I'm not willing to do is to accept a revised version of history where my dissenting views on feminism were accommodated, because that strikes right to the core reality of who and what feminists are as opposed to how feminists like to view themselves. If they're willing to make use of intellectual discussion rather than character assassination to support their own views and refute the views of others, I think that's great and I support it 100%. If they want to sweep me up into the falsehood that they were always that way when I'm living proof that they have never been that way, then that's something else again.


Batton, Jackie? Hope to see you both in Salt Lake City.


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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #13 (September 24th, 2006)



NEXT READING IN THE "SCRIPTURE AT THE REGISTRY THEATRE" PROGRAM (FORMERLY "NO PREACHING") IS NOVEMBER 12, 2006

DEUTERONOMY 1-17




"Remember thy seruants, Abraham, Isaac, and Iacob, looke not vnto the stubburnnesse of this people, nor to their wickedness, nor to their sinne: Lest the land whence thou broughtest vs out, say, Because the YHWH was not able to bring them into the land which hee promised them, and because hee hated them, hee hath brought them out, to slay them in the wildernesse."

Deuteronomy 9:27-28



With the "Scripture at the Registry Theatre" readings on their Ramadan hiatus through to November 12, I thought this might be a good time to print an excerpt from a letter I wrote to David Birdsong about a month ago when he sent me a form letter that had been circulating on the Internet that asked "Can a Good Muslim be a Good American?" which, purportedly, had been written by an American who had spent a number of years living in Saudi Arabia. David had been appalled by it. I certainly disagreed with most of it, but I did think it raised some interesting points that were worth, in most cases, refuting and in other cases addressing in greater depth. The original points are in italic.


Theologically – no because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon god of Arabia

That's a bit of a stretch. If the God of the Koran is the God of the Torah and the God of the Gospels (which I assume He is) and He is called Allah in Arabic (as He is called Dieu in French) then that puts him on a much loftier plateau than a "moon god". To even refer to Allah as a "moon god" would be to violate a central tenet of Islam: you must not join gods to God. "Moon god" smacks of animism which is just another form of idolatry and strictly forbidden in Islam. Actually "In God We Trust" is very Islamic and Koranic in tone and certainly calls the Koran to mind more than it does the Torah or Gospels and there's no better instance of America at her best than "In God We Trust".



Religiously – no. Because no other religion is accepted by his Allah except Islam (Quran 2:256)


It depends on how you interpret the term Islam which literally means submission to the will of God (a Muslim is "one who submits"). The Koran certainly deplores most Christians and most Jews of Muhammad's time and locale (the Arab Peninsula) but I think it's a stretch to suggest that that means only Islam is accepted by God (I don't believe the name Allah should be used unless you are writing in Arabic). On the contrary in many places the Koran explicitly states that there are good Christians and good Jews and says that it is an unforgivable crime to kill a believer. "You to your religion and me to mine". It also tells us that all the disputes between monotheists will be explained by God on Judgement Day. I think it would be a stretch to infer that all the resolutions will favour Islam. There are definitely Muslims who believe that. It seems to be endemic to monotheistic religions in their adolescence and seems particularly virulent in Muslim ranks, I suspect, because theirs is the most recent revelation. It's hard not to infer from that "disregard all previous memos" as it is hard for Jews not to believe that they have the "true gen" because the Torah was the first and that Christianity and Islam are just weird offshoot cults that can't even get basic quotes from the Torah correct. Myself, I infer that if God says that the disputes won't be settled until Judgement Day then it's kind of pointless to waste time disputing. Do what you think is best, I'll do what I think is best and we'll see who "wins" when we get there.



Geographically – no. Because his allegiance is to Mecca, to which he turns in prayer five times a day.



His allegiance isn't to Mecca. To declare allegiance to a city would be another form of idolatry. The direction you face when you pray is called a "kebla". The point of bowing in the direction of Mecca is submission to God's will who instructed that believers should do so. The point isn't Mecca or allegiance to a city.



Geographically there IS a dichotomy in that Orthodox Muslims believe that anyone who doesn't live in a Muslim country under Shariah Law is an infidel. Until a few hundred years ago it was unheard of for a Muslim to do so. This is the more salient recurrent point: what do extreme Orthodox Muslims believe and what are they willing to commit murder over? And the answer in both cases is: quite a bit.



Socially – no. Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews.



Actually the Sura in question forbids being friends with infidels and idolators and suggests that most Christians and Jews are either one or both. Again, I think this had more to do with the Christians and Jews that Muhammad encountered in Mecca and Medina in the seventh century who were mostly of a very corrupt aspect and a long way from home (in more ways than one).



Politically – no. Because he must submit to the mullah (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and Destruction of America, the great Satan.



No, he must submit to the will of God as a Muslim. If as a Muslim he believes that that entails submitting to the teachings and directions of mullahs who counsel the destruction of believers (taking it as a given that there are believers in Israel and America which I think any thinking Muslim has to do), well, he is obligated to do so. I find it inadvisable as I would find it inadvisable to ask a priest or a minister or a rabbi what I should or shouldn't believe and how I should or shouldn't conduct my religious observance. If following their instructions let me off the hook in some way when it came to either reward or punishment in the next world, then fine, I would just pick someone arbitrarily, do what he told me and then use the Nuremburg defence: "I was just following orders". But I sincerely believe that will no more "wash" on Judgement Day than it did at Nuremburg. Most folks choose to follow a religious authority and ignore all others without ever looking at their own specific beliefs and how they might be at variance with that authority. It's a choice, a choice I personally choose not to make and I will derive the benefit or suffer the consequences. "You to your religion and me to mine." This is the crux of the debate: whether God desires submission to His will by any and all means possible (like the kidnapped Fox News reporter and cameraman who were forced to convert to Islam at gunpoint) or if He is only interested in submission to His will as a free choice. I think the Great Democracies favour the latter view (as do I) and Muslim extremists favour the former view. Which is the reason that much of the Arab world was (and is) in favour of or coming to be in favour of the disarming and (if necessary) the eradication of Hezbollah. It seems to me a large step in the right direction.



Domestically – no. Because he is instructed to marry four women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34)



He is allowed to marry up to four women if he can provide for them and treat them equally. Which even Muhammad proved incapable of doing. It is universally agreed in Islam that Aisha was his favourite wife and that directly contradicts the spirit of the law (although Muhammad was also given special dispensation to have as many wives as he cared to have). A Muslim is instructed by the Koran to take physical action against a wife only if she is demonstrably guilty of harlotry. Scourging so far as I know is limited to whores and whoremongers. There are a wide variety of interpretations of what constitutes a harlot and what constitutes a whore and what constitutes a good wife and that is a core element of the debate between the West and Islam. The vast majority of girls and women in North America would certainly qualify as harlots and whores in Muslim frames of reference. One of the reasons that Muslim girls and women choose to wear the hijab or other form of cover is to sharply draw that distinction: to consciously choose to be a good wife instead of a harlot or a whore. They are not flaunting their beauty, their hair or their flesh. They are modest and believe modesty in attitude, attire and conduct is an attribute of a believing woman. Anything that deviates from that leads to harlotry and whoredom which is defiance of God or fitnah or haram or various other negative states of being. But a key element is choice, again. Choosing to dress modestly is different from being forced to dress modestly. The Koran also tells us "good women for good men, bad women for bad men". If you want to be a harlot or a whore or marry a harlot or a whore that should be your business and no one else's, as far as I can see. You're only harming yourself in doing so. Madonna spends every night of her current tour pretending to be nailed to a cross with a crown of thorns. I wouldn't pay to see it and I sure wouldn't want to try explaining it to God on Judgement Day, but, "You to your religion and me to mine."



Intellectually – no Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.



Again, this is an issue between extremist and non-extremist Muslims. Most extremist Muslims would believe that no law has validity unless it is Shariah Law and is based on one of the handful of approved schools of Islamic Law which are founded in the Koran. It's the reason that Saddam Hussein refuses to countenance the court that's trying him because he sees it as being based on American or International Law and not on Shariah Law. The American constitution isn't based on Biblical Principles that I'm aware of. It's a document which protects choice, person and property. If you are a Muslim and believe that those protections are divinely inspired (as I do) then you can certainly be a good Muslim and a Good American. You make your choices based on what you believe and let others make their choices based on what they believe. "You to your religion and me to mine." The vast majority of Muslims would believe that I'm damned to eternal hellfire for my beliefs and my advocacy. I really couldn't care less what the vast majority of Muslims believe about my beliefs. The only opinion I care about is God's and I'll find that out on Judgement Day and live with whatever it ends up being.



Philosophically – no. Because Islam, Muhammad and the Quran do not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist.



So far as I read in the Koran, it does allow for freedom of religion and expression. It counsels moderation, as do the Torah and the Gospels. It specifically prohibits, as an example, targeting churches and monasteries in wartime. It has very little patience with shoddy religion and I think much of North American Christianity and Judaism would have to be described as shoddy religion insofar as the momentum is in the direction of allowing everything and judging nothing unfavourably. I don't believe in judging others, but I do believe in judging myself and quite harshly, too. I think that's the only way you can improve. I got rid of all my electronic media, CD player, tape player, television, etc. That's harsh self-judgement on a Taliban-style level for a Westerner. "Dave you don't need this crap and you're getting rid of it. No ifs ands or buts." But I have no interest in banning electronic media in general or advocating that. I do advocate that individuals choose to throw away their electronic media. "You to your religion and me to mine." I'm perfectly aware that 99% of North Americans worship pop music to an extent that overwhelms any sense of God that they might have. That's their problem. I co-exist with that universal viewpoint and am untroubled by it. As long as you don't pass a law that I have to listen to pop music in my own home or I have to have a television, I'm perfectly amenable to being bombarded by the stuff when I go into any public place.



Muhammad certainly expresses a number of opinions in the Hadith, the sayings of the prophet that aren't found in the Koran. I don't read the Hadith because I don't think it's divinely-inspired. It's just the opinions of the human being who was God's conduit for the imparting of the Koran to mankind. He may very well have been opposed to freedom of religion and freedom of expression. The Koran interests me greatly so Muhammad as God's last messenger interests me greatly. Muhammad the man doesn't at all.



Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.



Usually both, but founded in Sharia Law and in the handful of Islamic Law Schools based on the Koran. If you're saying that a good Muslim living in a Muslim country can't be a good American, I disagree. It would be profoundly difficult because you would have to stick to your guns that freedom of choice supersedes the imposition of faith which runs contrary to virtually all Muslim governments. But that just means that a good Muslim would have to be both a good American and an extremely brave American in a Muslim country—willing to courageously face imprisonment, torture and execution for the sake of his beliefs as an American. But, then, that's why America is called the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.



Spiritually – no Because when we declare [ourselves to be] "one nation under God," the Christian's God is loving and kind, while Allah is never referred to as heavenly father, nor is he ever called Love in the [Quran's] 99 excellent names.



Wow, that's quite a dog's breakfast of observations. Since the full declaration of the Pledge of Allegiance is "One nation under God with liberty and justice for all" I think that returns to my previous assertions that the debate is largely between freedom of choice (liberty and justice) and the imposition of faith. "Allah" is never referred to as heavenly father but then I tend to the view that the procreative function is a terrible thing to accuse God of. We are God's creations, not his offspring. But I also accept that people can in good conscience hold what I consider to be a blasphemous view. Whether God had a son or not or whether that son was the Synoptic or Johannine Jesus, God will let us know on Judgement Day. I can't picture any way for it to be settled before then. And the original concept of Christian Love as encompassed in the Greek term agape is far more on an intellectual plateau—profound respect and acknowledgement of stature—than it is about smarmy sentimentalism, in my view. [18 September update - coincidentally enough, last night I was reading Sura 19- "Mary" where verse 96—after discounting that God has a son—asserts "But love will the God of Mercy vouchsafe to those who believe and do the things that be right." So love is not an unknown commodity in God's dealings with his Muslim followers.] In all but one of the Suras of the Koran God is addressed as The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful and Muslims believe that no enterprise great or small should be embarked upon without that pre-eminent acknowledgement "In the Name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful". I don't think, as a result, Muslims are lacking in proper reverence for God. How many Christians or Jews pray five times a day?



Therefore after much study and deliberation…perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country. They obviously cannot be both "good" Muslims and good Americans. Call it what you will it's still the truth.



I quite agree. I think until Muslims begin more universally to deplore extremist Islam and to denounce the excesses of extremist Islam and join the West en masse in the war on Terror and the eradication of those who advocate and practice the intentional eradication of civilians and functioning democracies that all Muslims and those with Muslim loyalties (like myself) should be viewed with suspicion. I think there are good signs that things are changing—the fact that much of the Arab world now supports the eradication of Hezbollah I would consider to be a good vital sign, the fact that much of the Arab world still thinks the "Palestinians" should get the West Bank seems to me a bad vital sign—but it's five years after 9/11 and those positive signs are still anecdotal and few and far between. As Ronald Reagan said, quoting a Russian proverb to Gorbachev, "Trust, but verify."



If you find yourself intellectually in agreement with the above statements, perhaps you will share this with your friends. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. Pass it on, Fellow Americans. The religious war is bigger than we know or understand.



Again, I quite agree. I think it will take a while to sink in, but I think ultimately it will sink in that the war is between those who believe people have the right to choose their own behaviour and those who don't believe people have the right to choose their own behaviour. As an example, I don't think Iran can be reasoned with any more than Iraq could be reasoned with. I think Iran needs to be invaded and occupied until freedom of choice prevails over imposition of faith. I think as with Iraq that will probably take decades and thousands if not tens of thousands of lives but I think there could be no more worthwhile investment of resources and lives on the part of the Western Democracies if we are going to build a better future for the world.





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Saturday, September 23, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #12 (September 23rd, 2006)



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This week's Blog & Mail is dedicated with the greatest respect and admiration to long-time Cerebus fan and uber-Yahoo, Chris Woerner, who has recently begun his service with US Forces in Iraq in one of Saddam's old palaces. I'm tempted to ask questions about solid gold toilet seats but if the information isn't classified, it probably should be. Devoted readers of the Internet know him better as ChrisW ("I think ChrisW is the funniest man in entertainment still alive" Tom Spurgeon). Formerly of Lincoln, Nebraska, I've still got in the drawer next to my drawing board the 36-page printout of his "Metaphys-X" essay from March of 2004. An amazing piece of work. Thanks, as always, Chris for doing the heavy lifting on behalf of the rest of us and extend best Yahoo wishes from our group to the guys in your unit.


Next up in the mail was my contributor's copies of Steve Peters' The Origin of Sparky through his Awakening Comics imprint. He states in his cover letter, "I'm still too close to the comic to know if the thematic link gives the whole some cohesiveness, or if it just comes across as a disjointed, jumbled mess." As one of the contributors with pencils and writing (as well as pencils and inks on some infernal beasties a la the back cover of Guys as per Steve's request—a motif which he then mirrored in a way that was downright eerie in its accuracy. Hey, Steve, only I'm supposed to be able to do those beasties like that) on the "Musical Origin of Sparky" four-pager, I'm probably in the same boat. This was my first stab at a creative work after finishing Cerebus so I'll always remember it for that and evidently Steve has turned it into an actual song that you can hear at his website for free through the rest of 2006 (Awakening Comics) or buy it on his new 5-song Origin of Sparky CD (at Cafe Press). The pure, solo Steve Peters material in the book (roughly six pages) is the best, in my opinion—and that includes our jam—but it's probably a safe bet that he ironically doubled his sales over his previous offering, Chemistry, with the efforts of some of his "name" contributors—the Diamond Previews listing included Bob Burdon (sic) and Shannon, Wheeler (sic) and he also has panels by James Kochalka, Donna Barr, Roberta Gregory, Alex Robinson (tomorrow's Blog & Mail subject), Sean Bieri, Matt Feazell, Carla Speed McNeil and other alternative press luminaries. The fact that the Origin of his winged, white-gloved, haloed, angel-winged and pointy-tailed iconic cartoon mascot is given twenty different treatments, most of them free-form jams with other cartoonists (including Steve's year 2000 Cartooning Class—Dany, Luke, Curt, Dan C., Ashley and Grant—sponsored by the Northern Pennsylvania Arts Alliance) is going to rub a lot of comic-shop fur the wrong way but is in itself pretty witty. Why take twenty-five years to thoroughly muddy the waters as Marvel has done with Wolverine (as an example)—why not just do twenty different origins right off the top? The appreciation of wit in comic-book stores in my experience doesn't really skew in such directions. You can laugh yourself right into a case of career suicide that way.

One of Steve's great innovations—having resolved to do a panel a day—is that his solo work always includes a two- to four-digit notation to indicate when the panel was done (i.e. "1-22"). Some days he gets a bunch of panels done and some days he doesn't get any done but the historical record is always laid bare both to himself and his readers. There was a long lapse between pages 2 and 3 of "The Musical Origin of Sparky" when I didn't hear from him, but I was always pretty sure I would hear from him again.

He also sent me an issue of Punch (No. 2968, Volume CXIV, May 28, 1898) as a belated 50th birthday gift which is very much appreciated and which I'm looking forward to reading (I've never actually seen an issue of Punch, let alone owned one). The gift is quite witty as well. The issue was published 58 years before I was born so roughly the same length of time back-dated from my birth-year as I've been alive takes you back to the late Victorian era. Certainly raises a rueful grin from me.


In his P.S. he adds: "Recently saw a short clip of Norman Mailer & Gore Vidal having it out on the Dick Cavett Show circa 1970. Mailer was asking for an apology, and Vidal said he was sorry if he hurt Mailer's feelings. Mailer said his feelings weren't hurt, he wanted an apology for his intelligence being insulted. Made me wish I could see the entire conversation (It was on an `I Love the 70s' clip show)."

I've never seen the Dick Cavett episode in question but I've certainly studied the exchange at great depth (and repeatedly) in Mailer's essay "Of a Small and Modest Malignancy, Wicked and Bristling with Dots" since acquiring it in a collection of essays of his called Pieces (ISBN 0-316-54420-5) at a used book store in Northampton, Massachusetts in the late summer of 1997. The essay is broken up into twelve Channels instead of Chapters and constitutes one of the best examinations of the television medium I've ever read. The entire blow-by-blow dissolution of the Mailer-Vidal "neutrality pact" ("Still Mailer knew his own career had become too popular for the pact to continue. Sometime after Armies of the Night had won a couple of prizes, Vidal began to sour in public.") takes up most of Channels 9 through 11.

The grievous offence to which you refer was contained in a review by Vidal of a book by Eva Figes in The New York Review of Books where Vidal had written, "There has been from [Henry] Miller to Norman Mailer to Charles Manson a logical progression. The Miller-Mailer-Manson man, or M3 for short, has been conditioned to think of women as, at best, breeders of sons, at worst, objects to be poked, humiliated, killed…". It's a perfect example of hysterical feminist hyperbole—anyone who isn't feminine is blatantly homicidal—in that first feminist summer. Imagine being a writer finally attaining to Mailer's hard-won stature in 1970 and then being compared to Charles Manson less than a year after the Sharon Tate murders and being expected to just take it. And THEN to be invited by Dick Cavett to share a stage with Vidal in the immediate aftermath.

Look up the essay if you get a chance and if you're at all interested. It's a real barn burner and was the foremost educational text for me in "what to do and what not to do when the hysterical feminists come to get you." Mailer made many mistakes in his dealings with them, in my view, running their gauntlet unaided (as all of us who choose to run their gauntlet end up having to do) but I can say without contradiction that I couldn't have survived the feminists' characteristic malice and fury if I hadn't seen someone else survive them first.


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Steve Peters. Fellow Professional, Former Mystic, Devoted Deist, Accomplished Musician, initiator of our "Spirituality vs. God" dialogue, Really Tall Person and he'll bag your groceries faster than anyone else in Willow Grove, Pennsylvania

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #11 (September 22nd, 2006)



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Congratulations are in order for long-time Yahoo and "Ye Bookes of Cerebus" curator Jason Trimmer on his new appointment at the Allen Memorial Art Museum bringing him back from upstate New York to his native Ohio (within TV reception range of the Cincinnati Reds as he put it). He sends along an interesting package this time out, including print-outs of the CBC Radio Archives online material supporting an April 9, 1983 interview of which I have absolutely no memory which was conducted by Arn Saba (as part of his Canadian cartooning series on CBC Radio—like everyone else in this country it really aggravated him to have to address Dave Sim or Cerebus even though I had been publishing his work for a year or so at that point but I think I was the only person left that he hadn't interviewed at that point) and which featured Deni and legendary Canadian retailer (for whom the Shuster Best Retailer Award is named) Harry Kremer. Running time 16 minutes and 42 seconds (it says here).


The 2006 historical context text is very amusing. CBC Radio, forced to address the idea of the Pariah King of Comics is clinging tight to the Official Canadian Version of Dave Sim (pioneered by Saturday Night magazine and parroted by Eye magazine—two years later on, still the only Canadian media to acknowledge that Cerebus came to an end): young interesting guy, MARRIED (always a big plus in this country) to his strong, independent publisher/wife, dropped acid, fried his brain irreparably, got divorced, started writing vicious attacks against feminism (note the interconnectedness of those last three items), lost most of his readers and will never be heard from again. There are some new wrinkles this time out.


"In December 1996, Sim underwent a religious conversion from atheist to a non-mainstream version of the Abrahamic religions." Only someone at the CBC could write a sentence like that with a straight face. "Underwent". Most of the time when you write that someone "underwent" something it's, you know, something like cancer surgery or a triple bypass. To Marxist Toronto it's the same thing. Whatever it is that you would change you from a decent clear-thinking atheist into a follower of a "non-mainstream version of the Abrahmic religions" they couldn't imagine anything more grisly or abhorrent. So, whatever it was, I "underwent" it.


[supplement in the aftermath of the Doug Wright Awards: Mark Askwith asked if I had ever met Stuart Mclean who is very well known in this country for his Vinyl Café show on CBC-Radio. I knew the name because Seth has done a number of drawings to illustrate his work in recent years, so I got introduced to Stuart Mclean. Or, as it turned out, "introduced" to Stuart Maclean. "Oh, yes," he said. "I interviewed you once back when Cerebus was just starting." I don't think that's true (as far as I know I was interviewed a couple of times on the CBC in 1983 when we had a full-time publicist attached to the Canadian Tour and as far as I know that's the only way to get on the CBC is through a press release/publicist route unless you've made the headlines through tragedy or homicide or something else). Anyway, you couldn't find a nicer person in the world than Stuart Mclean. He literally exudes niceness in person. He was so sincerely and so earnestly trying to remember when he had interviewed me, I asked him if I could take a picture of him doing so. And he said, Sure! Which was very nice of him. So that photo is part of my coverage of the Doug Wright Awards.


It reminds me of the time that I was using the bathroom in Chet's condo and there was a small sign on the wall facing the toilet that read "They MEAN well." So when I came out, I had to ask him. "What's up with the sign?" It turned out that he reads the newspaper sitting on the throne and he would get so irritated with the latest manifestation of Liberal idiocy that he decided to put the sign up for a while to keep his blood pressure down. So, I try to bear that in mind these days as well and it particularly comes home when you meet someone like Stuart McLean who is so much a part of the CBC culture but is obviously so gosh-darned nice it just radiates from him. "They MEAN well."]


Jason also sent along some print-outs from the Comic Book Resources website ("Original `Cerebus' Art on Display in Salt Lake City August 21st – October 30th") where they seem to have printed Mimi's press release just about verbatim (thanks, folks! Much appreciated!) and The Comics Reporter ("Go, Visit: Cerebus in Salt Lake City") which was kind of funny. Even though the exhibit is listed as "The Comic Art of Dave Sim AND Gerhard" it mentions "The artist will discuss his work during an extended appearance October 27th". Looking on the bright side it almost seems to suggest that instead of succumbing to personality dissociation I've managed instead to merge both Ger and myself into one fully integrated psychological being! What a psychiatric over-achiever I've become since those bad old days when I fried my brain irreparably after being on CBC-Radio with my strong, independent wife! This was followed by "I believe this is the same exhibit that would up at St. Bonaventure, and that student is listed as this show's curator." Student? Jeez, Jason hasn't been a student for so long he's almost old enough to be flattered at being confused with one. And what does "would up at" mean? Is it a typo for "wound up at"? As if "Ye Bookes of Cerebus" boarded the wrong bus in Syracuse and instead of hitting the Big Apple "wound up at" St. Bonaventure? The posting's only a paragraph long, for crying out loud. Who ARE these people? I thought, flipping back to the cover page.


"From the People Who Bring You Comic-Con International".


I laughed. Oh, well. That explains that.


And then Jason also included the coverage from the CBLDF's website where, again, they seem to have run the press release just about verbatim. Thanks, Charles, very much appreciated again. Hope the Saturday night fundraiser is a good one for you and the Fund.


Today's instalment of the Blog & Mail has been brought to you by pages 43, 59, 218, 343 and 506

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #10 (September 21st, 2006)



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This week's Blog & Mail is dedicated with the greatest respect and admiration to Chris Woerner who is serving with US Forces in Baghdad. He called me the night he got his "marching orders" and we had a very nice chat with the excited babble of innumerable others preparing to serve "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave" (and the larger interests of freedom and democracy) and saying their own "fare thee well's" providing an exhilarating auditory backdrop.

He wanted to know what a set of the trades would cost him and I said, "For you? A hundred bucks. You're putting your life on the line and they're just trade paperbacks." I did warn him that one of my other US Forces correspondents told me that glue binding on books melts in the Iraqi heat. So—given that they're likely to turn into a 16-volume glue and newsprint trade paperback stew—Ger and I have since reconsidered and decided to make them a comp. Let us know what your APO address is and we'll get them out to you, Chris! And keep `em flying, soldier! We're with you all the way!

With Gerhard having been gone for a week and there was a more-than-usually-large stack of mail to go through last week—which fell into a distinct thematic pattern, oddly enough, as you'll see as the week goes by—including four, count `em four letters from long-time correspondent Scott Berwanger who readers of Collected Letters 2004 (ISBN 0-919359-23-x) will recall is the creator of Anubis, a mammoth graphic novel that he has been working on since the mid-90s and of which only the first few instalments were ever published. I ran a Plugola ad for them on the back of Cerebus 233 and, yes, that address is still valid. He tried it as a full-sized comic book, then he tried it as a digest format and just wasn't able to get enough orders to sustain publication so, ultimately, he just decided to forge ahead and produce the entire work and worry about the publication end of things when he was done.

I can't count the number of wannabe self-publishers that I've cited Scott's approach to. When he gets Anubis done (and I do think it's a matter of "when" not "if") in another ten or fifteen years, I think his letters in the Cerebus Archive are going to be of interest to a lot of guys who are going to have to take his approach into account as one of a number of options (including self-publishing, working for a publisher, web comics, etc.) and will be interested to see what he had to say about the experiment while it was still in progress. I mentioned this in a letter to Scott a while back and I think it's made him a little self-conscious now (hence the four letters in one week, clarifying his clarifications). That's good, though. He's a trailblazer so the more reports he can send back from his forward position the better for those who are going to follow in his footsteps.

Scott's also a part-time painter and he got offered exhibit space at a gallery called 49 West for an exhibition of a series of paintings based on his Anubis work and he's been going back and forth on whether or not to go for it (by letter number four he seemed to have decided not to). It's always interesting to see a problem that I never faced during the 26 years of the Cerebus experiment. What if a gallery owner had come to me at some point and said, "You remember Roy Lichtenstein? We were wondering if you'd be interested in doing Pop Art enlargements of some of your panels on canvas and exhibiting them at our gallery?" I mean even a small exhibit is going to eat up a large amount of time relative to the time the average graphic novelist has to spare from his graphic novel. Scott's proposed exhibit was twelve canvases which he figured he could produce over the course of a year or so while still producing Anubis the graphic novel. He even tried to back out at one point when there was a fixed deadline and they just eliminated the deadline and left it open-ended. I think I would have been getting migraines by that point trying to decide what my best course of action would be.

The appeal of a gallery show is unmistakeable: it's the Real Art world and that was—and is—a big plus with the Ye Bookes of Cerebus exhibit. I don't think either Ger or I thought that it was ever going to dramatically boost sales on the trade paperbacks or allow us to Conquer the World Of Real Art. But, there is a definite gratification to the Real World environment and to have people treating your work seriously.

Tomorrow's correspondent is the man responsible for making it all happen.

Today's instalment of The Blog & Mail was brought to you by pages 92, 139, 143, 154, 165, 170, 183, 213, 215, 359, 420, 459, 479 and 548 of Dave Sim: Collected Letters 2004. More pages featuring Scott Berwanger and Anubis than any other publication since the dawn of time! And remember!

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #9 (September 20th, 2006)



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This week’s Blog & Mail is also dedicated with the greatest respect and admiration to long-time Yahoo and Cerebus fan, Chris Woerner, who just a few short months ago was hobbling around on crutches at SPACE and at my 50th birthday party in Columbus, Ohio and is today stationed with the US Forces in one of Saddam’s old palaces in Baghdad “staying the course” in bringing freedom and democracy to the Iraqi people. This one’s for you, Chris!

The Doug Wright Awards took place last Thursday night at the newly renovated Gladstone Hotel waaaay out on Toronto’s Queen Street West. Trevor Grace, the official recorder of “Scripture at the Registry” taped the whole thing and we’re hoping to have it downloaded onto YouTube. Jeff will let all you Yahoos know how to hook up with it if and when the logistics are worked out.

It would be hard to overestimate the importance of Doug Wright’s Nipper (later renamed Doug Wright’s Family—Mr. Wright hated the name Nipper the way that Charles Schulz had hated the name Peanuts) to Canadians of my generation. The wordless strip was featured on the back page of the old Star Weekly magazine, the weekend supplement to the Toronto Star newspaper which was syndicated across the country to other newspapers as Canadian Magazine. The unnamed father and mother with their elder and younger sons could easily be described as the First Family of Canadian Comic Strips which, although it hasn’t appeared for nearly a quarter century (Doug Wright died in the mid-1980s) is instantly recalled with great fondness by virtually any Canadian seeing an example of it this many years later. I did an interview by mail with Mr. Wright for the first issue of the Now & Then Times back in 1972 and still remember vividly the excitement of getting two syndicate proofs of the Max & Mini panel he was attempting to syndicate at the time, a long hand-written letter (unfortunately) both long ago misplaced, as well as a paperback of his Doug Wright’s Family strips and a Doug Wright’s Family original both of which I still have.

As tends to be the case with these things, with the passing of Doug Wright, Doug Wright’s Family had vanished into that ether of obscurity which is so often the fate of cartoons—and cartoonists—no longer with us, so the most gratifying news from this year’s awards program was that a street in a new subdivision in Doug Wright’s long-time home of Burlington, Ontario will soon be named after him thanks to the tireless efforts of Seth and Brad Mackay to “do right by Doug Wright”. Their efforts include a complete reprinting of all the Nipper/Doug Wright’s Family strips to be published by Drawn & Quarterly along with examples of Doug Wright’s prodigious output of commercial art and political cartoon work from the Hamilton Spectator and other publications. I can’t wait.

Because John and Siu and their long time friend Han Siu (as best man at their wedding he cracked everyone up at the dinner by saying that it’s a good thing Siu had married John instead of himself because then she would have been named Siu Siu) had to be at a film at the Toronto Film Festival by 6 pm—they would arrive about a half hour into the Seth ‘n’ Chet proceedings when the film was over—I got to the Gladstone just at the initial stages of set-up by Brad Mackay, Jeet Heer (who are both journalists in the real world), Peter Birkemoe of Toronto’s legendary The Beguiling store and a core group of volunteers so we had plenty of time for a nice chat until it was time for them to get down to the serious business of getting the awards show and its lead-in—Seth interviewing Chester on stage—in place.

One of the topics of conversation was, “Would it be possible for someone to be nominated for both Best Book and Best Emerging Talent?” I pointed out that when Wayne Gretzky entered the NHL he was both the best rookie and best player (by a wide margin). Not one for sports metaphors Jeet cited his own example where Chris Ware with Acme Novelty Library—had he been Canadian—would have definitely been Best Book and Best Emerging Talent for his own introductory year. There was also the sad news that one of the star performers of the evening, Lister Sinclair, a legendary Canadian actor best-known today for his CBC Radio series Ideas—who had been scheduled to share his recollections of “Giants of the North” inductee George Feyer—had been taken ill unexpectedly and was at Toronto’s St. Michael’s Hospital. We all wish him a speedy recovery.

Chet arrived shortly on his bike and surprised everyone by wearing a dress shirt, dress pants and a tie—and then pulling his suit jacket out of his backpack (and I mean surprised everyone audibly—you could hear the gasps from anywhere in the room as each new arrival saw him: “Chester! You’re wearing a tie!”). Peter Birkemoe introduced me to one of the nominees for Best Emerging Talent, Scott Chantler and I was able to talk with him for a while about his book Northwest Passage, the second volume of which has recently been published by Oni Press. It turned out that he lives in Kitchener’s twin city, Waterloo (having moved there from St. Thomas to go to school and having stayed after graduation) so we had any number of topics to discuss that ranged across comics and “local boys” Kitchener-Waterloo subjects. James Waley (and his lovely daughter, Mary) and Kevin Boyd of the “other” Canadian comics awards, the Shusters were there, as well as Bryan Munn, who has been developing a Canadian Cartoon Studies Centre in Guelph. There was also a good turn-out of nominees, including the aforementioned Scott Chantler (Northwest Passage), Marc Ngui (Lordie Jones), Lorenz Peter (Dark Adaptation), Rosalind B. Penfold (Dragonslippers), Mariko Tamaki (Skim)—who, unfortunately could not be joined by her cousin and collaborator Jillian Tomaki because of immigration issues—Chet’s neighbour and our old pal James Turner (Nil) and, of course, last year’s Best Book winner, Seth (Wimbledon Green).

With about a half-hour to the interview segment it looked as if it might be touch-and-go as to whether they could fill even half the 40 or so seats set out in rows. Seth and his lovely bride Tania arrived and, with Seth occupied with all the last-minute details—including one last “I only smoke in Toronto” cigarette—I had a chance to talk with Tania (who I had never met) and within minutes the room was packed (I mean standing-room only plus) with the room temperature starting to soar.
The one-hour interview segment was a lot of fun as Seth grilled Chester on any number of subjects that you could see Chet would really like to have had a few minutes to mull over before answering, many of which verged on the boundary of “too personal” and others of which left Chet flummoxed as to whether to disagree with the “liberal-centric” premise of the question or to answer it as if he agreed with the premise and which were, consequently, the show’s highlights, all us voyeurs in the audience eating it with a spoon. At one point, answering a question about his Libertarian political views Chet said, “All of my friends are liberals” and I momentarily considered yelling “HEY!” really loud from the back of the room for comedic effect (being, I was pretty sure, the only other person in the room besides Chet whose politics were to the right of Pierre Trudeau’s) but thought better of it (yelling tends to frighten liberals terribly at the best of times and therefore has limited comedic applications in their native habitats) and Chet apologized the next day when I pointed out the omission. It was pretty formal and genteel but there were a few moments where Seth and Chet seemed to forget the audience was there and it was just like being back at Sushi on Bloor where it was usually Joe Matt asking the most provocative questions—in that case, just to get a rise out of someone.

After a short intermission, the awards ceremony—presided over by Brad Mackay and Doug Wright’s widow, Phyllis, and the youngest of his three sons, Ken (who mock-ruefully informed the crowd that, “Just when I thought I had finally outlived my association with the name Nipper…”)—went off without a hitch with Lorenz Peter winning the Best Emerging Talent Award for Dark Adaptation (that’s him and me in the Gladstone’s lobby next to the vintage elevator). In his on-stage appreciation, Chet said:

I read his first book, The Last Remaining Mellish Bird several years ago when it was first released. I’ve got to admit that I had not liked its shapeless and meandering story, but I thought the artwork showed promise. A while later I was at a comic-book store here in town and I saw Lorenz sitting behind a table, so I went over and told him that I’d read Mellish Bird and that I liked his drawing style.
He said, “Oh, well, here’s my new book, Chaos Mission.”
There was an awkward pause…

…I was hoping he would give me a free copy.
When the pause got too long, I reluctantly pulled out my wallet and paid for a book I didn’t expect to like. To my surprise, I was wrong—I enjoyed Chaos Mission enormously. It was a huge creative leap forward for Lorenz. The main character was a young man who does a lot of drugs and who survives by shoplifting.

I assumed that it was at least semi-autobiographical.
I don’t know if Lorenz wants to confirm that or not.

Anyway, when Dark Adaptation came out last year I was eager to buy and eager to read it. I wasn’t disappointed. Like Chaos Mission, Dark Adaptation is a creative leap forward. It, also, seems to be based on Lorenz’s real-life experiences, in this case as related to family matters, particularly his mother’s illness and his antagonistic relationship with his father.

If Chaos Mission had a problem it was that it was a bit wordy. Wordiness is fine, but a cartoonist should also let a story breathe by occasionally letting the images speak for themselves. Lorenz has now learned to do this…

…It’s too bad we have to give the emerging talent award to only one winner, because all of the creators in this category are doing great work. But, I do think Lorenz is a cartoonist who does deserve more attention, so I hope that winning this award will help to push him into the public eye a bit more.

Congratulations, Lorenz.
Dark Adaptation [ISBN 1-897141-06-8] is available from Pedlar Press, PO Box 26, Toronto, ON, M5S 2S6.

Later, Michel Rabagliati won the Best Book Award for Paul Moves Out from Drawn & Quarterly. Chester accepted the award on behalf of Michel who hadn’t been able to attend:

I’m delighted to be able to accept this on Michel’s behalf. It does seem appropriate after yesterday’s terrible news out of Montreal [a deranged gunman had shot and killed an eighteen-year old girl and wounded twenty others at Dawson College] that we would tonight be celebrating a very positive and life-affirming story set in that city.

I was born in Montreal, grew up in that area, and went to art school there in the late 1970s. The first half of Paul Moves Out is an autobiographical account of Michel’s experiences in a Montreal art school in the late 1970s. So when I read the book it was stomping on my nostalgia buttons on almost every page.
And it did it so well.

I was stunned at just how perfectly Michel captured that particular urban environment. At times the book almost feels like a love letter to Montreal. I wasn’t surprised to find out that the French-language edition was a best-seller in Quebec.
But I wasn’t sure how well the book would read for people who weren’t a part of that time and place. Any concern that I had that this is a “you had to be there” type of book has been laid to rest by the decision of the Wright Awards jury.
As the title indicates, Paul Moves Out is about young people becoming adults. It’s a very sweet portrait of a time of youthful enthusiasm and an innocent belief in love. Look at this page [indicating the image of page 51 projected on the screen behind him]—what makes me feel so wistful about that last panel? It’s not just being under the covers with someone you love. It’s being under the covers with someone you love…on a mattress…on the floor…in an empty apartment, with an episode of Dynasty on TV. Despite the casual simplicity of the drawing, every detail is important.
Chet then read Michel’s thank-you speech which had been faxed from the Montreal offices of Drawn & Quarterly:

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Chester for accepting this award on my behalf.

I wish I could be here tonight, to meet you and participate in this event. Unfortunately, I’m right in the middle of launching my newest book here in Montreal (Paul Goes Fishing, yup, another catchy title!). Previous commitments having to do with the book release have prevented me from joining you tonight.

I would like to begin by applauding the organizers of the Doug Wright Awards for putting together an event that sheds light on the work of Canadian cartoonists: work that is too rarely brought to the public’s attention.

Congratulations to all the other nominees in the Best Book category, whose oeuvres I have read with great enjoyment and profound interest. We have here an impressive display of talent. I am honoured and moved that the jury would choose to recognize my work out of such a distinguished group.

I would like to thank Chris Oliveros and Peggy Burns of Drawn & Quarterly for their elegant handling of the material, their enthusiasm and their professionalism. I feel extremely lucky to be included in the roster of fine authors published by this continually surprising and innovative publisher.

A very special thank you to Helge Dasher, the ingenious and creative translator who undertook the very difficult task of translating my Quebecois dialogues into English while retaining the texture and colour of the language.

Again, bravo to the organizers of this even and thank you for this honor!

Michel Rabagliati
Paul Moves Out is available at the Drawn and Quarterly website www.drawnandquarterly.com.

The “Giants of the North” award for lifetime achievement (with a newly designed logo by Seth) went to George Feyer, who was, in addition to being a very famous quick-sketch artist in the mould of Sergio Aragones, also a television celebrity here in Canada (there were several of them in the early days of television where the visual emphasis of the new medium made them—however briefly—in demand for a decade or so back in the 1950s and early 60s). The award was accepted by his son, Anthony Feyer, on behalf of the family and several vintage clips of Mr. Feyer from his appearances on the CBC were shown.

Thanks to Chester for loaning me his digital camera (so I could play Jimmy Olsen throughout the event), faxing me his appreciation notes and Michel’s acceptance fax, Chris Butcher at The Beguiling for facilitating the scanning of the photos and their transmission along with the text (e-mailed by Ger) to Jeff Tundis and Jeff for getting them all up on the screen here. Take a bow everybody!

It’s a gorgeous room they’ve got at the Gladstone, but they’re really going to have to figure out how to get some oxygen in there next year.

Photo captions:

Seth and Chester before the interview. Seth: I tell ya, I’m going to mop the floor with him!

Stuart Mclean really working hard to remember when it was he interviewed me on CBC-Radio

Brad Mackay, master of ceremonies at the microphone and Phyllis Wright, Doug Wright’s widow, holding the Best Emerging Talent Award

Chester reading his appreciation of Paul Moves Out.

Loren Peter and me with my newly autographed copy of Dark Adaptation the Best Emerging Talent winner (don’t feel bad, Chet, I had to buy mine, too)

Seth, me and Tania after the ceremony.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #7/8 (September 19th, 2006) (Double-Size Issue!)



I was curious about the "puppet show" John Tran had been asked to shoot (starting with the tryout footage some time back when it was basically just him and Scotty—his long-time assistant—and the creators of the series and proceeding to a promotion gig at Comicon in San Diego this year) and which would have him home in Toronto for the better part of four months. Being me, I just flat-out asked if I could come out to see the set the day before I was coming down for a visit…

(a visit to John and Siu and also to John's mind-boggling collection of newspaper strips, comic book and comic strip book collections, original artwork—including a Stan Drake and a Leonard Starr dailies—and all three volumes of The Heart of Juliet Jones published by Arcadia Publications of Greenfield, Wisconsin back in the late 1980s. The hours just melt away poring over never-before-seen-by-me examples of the work of my favourite artists)

…and he managed to get permission.

The whole thing is put together on a sound stage about the size of a good-sized living room, 360 degrees of sets representing the various stores and food outlets that make up the Mr. Meaty mall. It's a very clever use of space and on this first visit all of the action was in the Mr. Meaty kitchen where Josh and Parker were dealing with a mechanized employee. The show was originally sold to the CBC (where it debuts on October 7) here in Canada, and then the series creators went to Nickelodeon in the US which not only picked up the series (it debuts September 22) but then decided to give it a major promotional push. So the overall sense is one of subdued but gleeful panic as the crew (now blossomed to twenty-five or so) labours to get enough scenes done to stay on track for the "wrap" in the third week of October. This was even more in evidence on my second visit a couple of weeks later as they hit the halfway point in the twenty-six episodes they needed to shoot.

John's a world-class cinematographer but he's also a professional so it was interesting to see him sweating it out as he tries to get the best angle, the best lighting, the best framing, the best camera movement and the best shot all in the shortest imaginable period of time: all of which he managed to do judging by what was on the monitors. I'd look in wonder at what the camera was seeing and then look up to confirm that it really was just a puppet show. That's the mark of a world-class cinematographer.

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The second visit was the same only "later and more-so," with the entire mall closed off with black curtains and a wrestling ring occupying the entire centre of the soundstage (Josh challenges Parker to a wrestling match says the shot list for that day), encircled by as many of the puppets as they could fit into the background with an additional half-dozen or so being manipulated by the staff of professional puppeteers (one of whom turned out to be a huge Cerebus fan). In the hour-and-a-half that we were there (me, Chester Brown and John's wife, Siu Ta) they finished roughly a half-dozen different shots which each required a different set-up, lighting, camera angle—some with half of the wrestling ring floor visible, some with just an edge of the floor visible sometimes with the Josh and Parker with legs, sometimes with the Josh and Parker without legs. At one point, bouncing Josh off of the ropes, Jamie noticed that the harder he bounced him in rehearsal the bigger a laugh he got, so he just kept bouncing him harder and harder and getting bigger and bigger laughs until Josh's hand flew off, necessitating emergency puppet surgery (two full-time staff) to get the hand back on with the clock ticking. They ended the day roughly three scenes behind schedule (about where they had been on my first visit, ten or so episodes prior to that). What was funny was the extent of the improvising that series creators Jason Hopley and Jamie Shannon were doing. They very seldom did a scene the same way twice in a row, adding another line of dialogue or a different emphasis to try and keep things fresh. Is there a funnier way to phrase this line or a funnier way to deliver the line? Which is the first time I ever saw the process taking place outside of my own head back when I was doing Cerebus, but which also made it very hard on the crew and visitors because you KNOW that it's a set and that they're recording sound so you're supposed to be absolutely quiet. But a new improvised line of dialogue would catch everyone off-guard and there it would be: unplanned recorded laughter making a second take necessary.

Anyway, as a thank you for letting a completely unnecessary body (mine) take up space—twice—in the middle of Their Shot At The Big Time, I decided to do the attached cartoon for the guys ("Soy What?" is one of the fast-food outlets on the show). Just when I was thinking that I better just leave the cartoon with John to give to them, the Floor Manager called a ten-minute break and I had time to give it to them personally and get some photos for my Blog, here. They both had virtual steam rising off of them such as you would get after running a marathon the result of holding puppets aloft for hours at a time, the bright television lights and cramped quarters (they sit on stacked wooden boxes with thin cushions on top mere inches from each other, again, for hours at a time). Anyway, they were really impressed that here were their actual characters drawn by someone else in cartoon form on an actual piece of paper that they get to keep (and get framed for the office wall was the conclusion). On my side it seemed as likely that I might be giving Jim Henson his first colour cartoon of Kermit the Frog. "Oh, yeah, I met them even before Mr. Meaty went on the air." Oh, and I told them I thought I could deliver 900 viewers on September 22 which is probably wildly exaggerated. So, if maybe a dozen or so of you could e-mail Nickelodeon after the show airs and tell them you want to see MORE MR. MEATY! we can at least create the illusion that I delivered on my "promise".

And they invited me and Chester to come back anytime.

Which we'll both have to do since both of us enjoyed what we saw of the show and neither of us have a television.








(Photos by Chester Brown)

(Dave accidentally created two posts for today, but instead of rolling it over to the next day, he decided to post them both now! - Jeff)

Tuesday September 19 – Today's edition of The Blog & Mail is brought to you by that strange blank space in today's world where Cerebus ought to be.
Matt: Boy, I really can't count the number of times that I've read something in the newspaper or heard a passing conversation that reminded me of something I first read about in Cerebus —sometimes years ago—and still no one has the slightest idea of what Cerebus is and when I try to explain it to them they couldn't be more disinterested.

Is there something wrong with me?

Doctor: Yes, definitely. We just don't have a name for it yet. But we strongly suspect it may be illegal in 38 of the United States and five Canadian provinces.
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Sandeep told me a funny story about Trevor Grace who has been taping my Scripture Readings at the Registry Theatre (and much obliged, Trevor) and selling them on eBay to benefit the Food Bank of Waterloo Region (the initial offering of the complete Genesis, Exodus and Leviticus—soon to be joined by the complete Numbers which I finished reading on September 10—raised a little over $400 in just six days!). I guess Trevor at some point asked Sandeep if I had any moral objections to Cerebus being printed in China (since Trevor had a contact in printing there of some kind). And Sandeep goes, "How the hell should I know? Why don't you phone Dave and ask?"
The answer is, no, really I don't. Whatever they are paying people in sweat shops in the Orient to produce North American consumer goods, it's more than they can get paid to do anything else. I wouldn't actively pursue a better/cheaper/faster printer and I'm just as happy to pay North American wages to keep jobs in North America but I think both things are constructive: as far as I can see generating employment in the Orient is just as necessary as generating employment in North America and we still haven't found a printer although we're coming down to the point where we are going to have to find one soon so if anyone has any contacts or suggestions, we're always open to them. I don't mean mailing me a list of 9,000 printers worldwide. I can find that myself. I mean, if you are aware of a printer who does work like the trade paperbacks (a printer that specializes in catalogues as an example) that still uses negatives instead of direct-to-plate (or if you know of a place that can convert negatives to computer files with no loss of quality) and you can get us price quotes on, say, 4,000 copies of Form & Void with shipping to our warehouse in Leamington, Ontario we'll certainly be glad to look at whatever price quote the want to come up with.

In fact if anyone has any ideas about printing or anything else and is willing to volunteer to help on…whatever it is…we'd be glad to listen to any idea and possibly give it a try. I keep pushing Gerhard to get a volunteer to help him with the www.cerebusart.com website because it's really causing him to pull his hair out and is verging on ruining his life (or at least the part of his life that I see: every Tuesday when he comes in). And by help, I don't mean "You guys should do more prints." If you can find us an outfit that does prints, packages them and ships them and you can get us price quotes, that we'll be glad to take a look at. But just doing prints because it sounds like a good idea and ending up with a closet full of unsold prints and big chunks out of our lives taken up with signing and packaging and mailing just enough prints to make back our initial costs, well, no, those (as I'm sure you'll understand) aren't really the kind of things we're looking to invest our limited time in.

As an example, it was really Claude Flowers being very, very interested in future volumes of Collected Letters that led me to explain to him that the only way that I could envision them being viable was print-on-demand (we sold 1,000 copies on the initial Diamond solicitation, had two reorders of 100 copies each and that was it and we're sitting on 1,700 or so copies that are just costing us money for storage and as inventory) but that I thought it was more important to do work on Following Cerebus and the other projects that I've been working on so, if he really wanted future volumes of Collected Letters, he would have to do the legwork in figuring out how to get them done, what it would cost, etc. And now, here we are, moving ahead with future volumes of Collected Letters. Will they be successful? I have no idea. I really doubt it. I suspect whatever interest there was in the first 1200 copies has probably satiated the demand and we'll end up selling considerably less than that of each subsequent volume that we do. 50 years after I'm dead they might very well be bestsellers but here in 2006 they just don't scratch the secular-humanist itch that most people want scratched, just like the last two hundred issues of Cerebus don't scratch that itch (but fortunately for us, the first 100 issues do). They're just not a good fit with 2006 (and I suspect they won't be a good fit with 2010 and 2015 either). But, because Claude researched it exclusively as print-on-demand, being a bad contemporary fit doesn't really enter into it, we end up making money no matter how few we sell. And if we put out fifteen volumes over the next few years it's apt to be another "up and down" revenue stream like the trade paperbacks. But, it does mean that Claude will get the future volumes of Collected Letters that he wanted which, I can pretty much guarantee you, wouldn't have otherwise been the case. I was content to just have all the letters stored on disks as part of the Archive. If no one read them for another hundred years it wouldn't be that much different from the situation that I'm in now.

Likewise, it was only Margaret's interest in the notebooks and the Archive that led me to ask her if she wanted to scan all that stuff which she definitely wanted to do so sometime in the next year or two there will be a commercially available package (the DVD equivalent of print-on-demand) of all that material. Did I want all of it scanned and made available? Definitely! Did I want to scan all of it and find out how to reproduce it and make it available myself? Definitely not! Again, having put it all in order and preserved it, I was fine with it not seeing the light of day until 2140 or whatever.

It was only Matt Dow's interest in doing a coffee mug based on the design on the cover of Cerebus 288 that made that possible. And he basically made absolutely no money and got extremely aggravated and has sworn never to do another Cerebus coffee mug for the rest of his life and has been known to scream like a little girl if he even hears the term "Cerebus coffee mug".

Okay, bad example.

But there you are. We said yes to all of those things. At this point it's really a matter of "Hey, why not?" Even if it only makes a few bucks for all of the participants, who knows—it might be the thing that finally moves Cerebus out of the marginalized mini-cult category into Pop Culture Greatness! I doubt it will, but never let it be said that Ger and I didn't give a good idea the benefit of the doubt.

I do prefer that you "pitch" any idea by escargot mail to Box 1674 Station C, Kitchener, Ontario CANADA N2G 4R2 or by fax to 519.576.0955 with whatever facts and figures you have attached to it (including whatever amount you think you should be making off of whatever the idea is). I mean, if you phone, that's all I'm going to ask you to do anyway. I don't go ballistic on anyone who phones (all Internet rumours to the contrary) but usually you'll catch me in the middle of something else—someone else's idea or one of my own or I'll be in the middle of drawing something—and obviously I want to pay attention to what I'm working on and I want to get back to it as soon as I can so I can give it my full attention and that means that most of the time I'm in a hurry to get off the phone. Let me put it this way: how would you like it if you spent a week putting a whole proposal together with all your ducks in a row, facts, figures, flow charts and whatever else and right in the middle of my reading it the phone rang and it was someone distracting me from what it is you were trying to "pitch"?

The downside is that everyone has to wait their turn, coming through Box 1674 for my undivided attention. The upside is that everyone who comes through Box 1674 will, ultimately, get my undivided attention and a fair hearing. There is no secretary or committee or administrative assistant, just me. Fortunately, the whole Cerebus "phenomenon" is small enough for that to be the case and, personally, I don't envision it getting any bigger (as I keep saying) until fifty years after I'm dead. I didn't go to high school with Margaret, Jeff Tundis and I haven't been hanging around together since grade school. They made themselves known to me through this discussion group and coming out to the various signings and pitching ideas and following through on them and they've really done 99% of what they've done strictly on their own initiative. That's the central reason that I'm aware of them and the reason that they've become associated with Cerebus in everyone's mind. In a real sense, they're the ones keeping the book alive at this point.

Okay, we'll call that a "wrap" on the first week of Blog & Mail instalments. Let's see how long I can keep this up.


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Monday, September 18, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #6 (September 18th, 2006)



Just did an interview LIVE! WITH INDIE SPINNER RACK.COM not twenty minutes ago and it's going to be available for your dining and dancing pleasure (what is it with you Yahoos dining and dancing to my interviews?) at www.indiespinnerrack.com twenty minutes from now or maybe later this week owing to a, um, wardrobe malfunction. Yeah, that was it. There was a wardrobe malfunction but that's the only reason it isn't available right this minute. SERIOUSLY! That's as close as you can get to a real-time event in the comic book field! I swear! You can tell by all the exclamation marks I'm using!! What? Okay, okay. So your Uber-Yahoo Dave**t sense is tingling. The interview was actrually done August 30th at around 6 PM with co-hosts "Charlie" and "Mr. Phil" (which just begs for those quotation marks if not a full scale police investigation in the Bronx where they are located). But it could have been done today! I mean, I haven't changed my mind about anything I said in the last two weeks and I even comment on how weird it is to have all the kids back at school and the days getting shorter and the world series starting in a couple of weeks (actually I just did it and forgot to mention any of those things. D'OH!). So it was actually the first instance of time travel in an on-line interview. Now that I think of it, I should've checked the Lotto numbers while I was up there two weeks from now. D'OH AGAIN!

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Fortunately, this month Diamond Previews has again listed it, this time under the Aardvark-Vanaheim heading. Don't miss out twice in the same century!

Gun Fu: Showgirls are Forever


Actually, I just did some artwork as well for Howard's indy film The Secret Life of Comic Book Artists which he's hoping to have finished in time to submit to the Sundance Festival this year. It's a dream sequence that takes place in a mall where Howard's character has gone with a female comic-book artist. The actress is quite a looker and Howard admitted over the phone he should have probably written a larger part for her. "I really think she has a future in this business." Her name is Anna Lynne and she plays Natasha. Howard used a couple of my suggestions in his script which I was pretty happy about.

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previous posts:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95679

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95745

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95847

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95913

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95949


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This may also be viewed at http://davesim.blogspot.com/

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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

http://spectrummagazines.bizland.com/cerebusgn.chtml

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

http://www.marsimport.com/display_series.php?ID=142

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.


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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #5 (September 17th, 2006)



NEXT READING IN THE "SCRIPTURE AT THE REGISTRY THEATRE" PROGRAM (FORMERLY "NO PREACHING") IS NOVEMBER 12, 2006

DEUTERONOMY 1-17


Thou Shalt not be afraid of them: shalt well remember what the YHWH thy God did vnto Pharoah, and vnto all Egypt, The great temptations which thine eyes sawe, and the signes and the wonders, and the mightie hand, and the stretched out arme, whereby the YHWH thy God brought thee out: So shall the YHWH thy God doe vnto all the people of whom thou art afraid.

Deuteronomy 7: 18-19

Last week (September 10) saw the last of the Scripture readings at the Registry Theatre, 122 Frederick Street in downtown Kitchener before the Ramadan break. Ramadan starts on the 24th or 23rd this year depending on who you ask: one of them is Sunni and one is Shiite. My annual calendar of events from Reflections on Islam gives me the later date and then my actual schedule of prayer times gives me the earlier date. Why? I have no idea. The start date for Ramadan backs up nineteen days every year (lunar instead of solar calendar). Hard to believe it's already back here in September. The first time I fasted in 1999 it started December 8.

Admission is free with any and all donations to the Food Bank of Waterloo Region welcomed at the intermission. Apologies to Chris Corrigan of the Food Bank for my not having an intermission on August 27. Having decided to just plough through Numbers 1 to 18 in one session—most previous readings I got through 12 or 13 chapters without a break—I forgotten exactly how long that stretch of the Torah is. Particularly chapter 7. When I hit the "six covered wagons and twelve oxen" in verse 3, I thought "Uh-oh". Nothing for it but to try to make the 89 repetitive verses as interesting as I could. It turned out that I finished around 4, same as usual, but without a break. To say that Sandeep could use a cigarette by then is to understate the case dramatically. And, of course, this had to be the week that we had our first new audience member since we started: Bernard, the owner of the Jane Bond Café, 5 Princess St. W. in Waterloo (e-mail janebond@on.aibn.com ). If you're in the neighbourhood please go in and spend lavishly and tell him "Scripture Guy" sent you.


Those interested in getting copies on DVD of the readings so far (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus and Numbers) can contact Trevor Grace at tgrace2001@sympatico.ca . He's been dubbing off three copies for the Cerebus Archive and a couple of spares. I gave Greg a set as a reward for "perfect attendance" and he missed the next reading so that's the last time I do that.



Scripture at the Registry Theatre

November 12, November 19, January 7, January 21,

January 28 All 1 pm start times


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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95679

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95745

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95847

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95913
___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

http://spectrummagazines.bizland.com/cerebusgn.chtml

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

http://www.marsimport.com/display_series.php?ID=142

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #4 (September 16th, 2006)



Claude Flowers (Sergeant Claude Flowers—congratulations on that promotion, there, "SARGE") has been working tirelessly on future volumes of COLLECTED LETTERS since he returned to Seattle from army reserve duty at US Central Comand in Tampa, Florida (or "Tampastan" as they evidently call it down there). That's right. All the tires were stolen off his car. NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK SHMECK OW! He has persuaded me that the second volume (JUNE 2004 TO ?) should have a colour cartoon cover. I'd rather have a colour photo and the same "real world" look that we had on the first one, but he's right. It's going to sell a lot better with a drawing than a photo (especially now that I've firmly entered the "my face is melting" years of my life) (HEY! LET'S BUY THIS BOOK WITH THE PICTURE OF THE SAGGY-LOOKING OLD MAN ON IT!). Since we have no room at Recker distribution to store COLLECTED LETTERS volumes in addition to the trade paperbacks, THE COLLECTED LETTERS volumes (which we hope to offer at $22 cover price for 250 pages) will be strictly print-to-order—one printing and that's it until there's enough demand to go back to press however-many-years-down-the-road. They will be offered through DIAMOND PREVIEWS and I'll let you know when you should be telling your local stores to order them as we get closer to the date.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS SHORT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE:

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PLUG! Mel Smith of Walnut Creek, California's WILDCARD INK (who turns out to be a huge Cerebus fan) was kind enough to send me copies of the first issue of the revived GUMBY comic book written by Bob Burden and drawn by Rick Geary. If you've been "jonesing" for new Bob Burden stories, look no further than www.wildcardink.com or www.gumbycomics.com "for more fun and adventures" (and who couldn't use more of those?). It features guest appearances by Bob Burden creations Invincible Man and Nifty Boy for those of you who couldn't afford to buy their first appearances in Bob Burden's unique (as opposed to trend-setting) $100 COMIC BOOK (have you seen any more $100 COMIC BOOKS since then? No, I didn't think so). I heard from Bob a while back when he got out of the hospital after he contracted something unbelievably grisly ("took-surgery-to-rid-of-it" grisly) on a visit to post-Katrina New Orleans a few months back. Still waiting for him to send us pages on the Flaming Carrot/Cerebus Crossover (as opposed to the Cerebus/Flaming Carrot crossover in issue 104). Oh well, I'll gladly take a few more issues of GUMBY as good as this one ("HERE'S THE JEFFERY HOUSE! EVERYONE THAT LIVES HERE IS NAMED JEFFERY!") while we're waiting.


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previous posts:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95679

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95745

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95847

___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

http://spectrummagazines.bizland.com/cerebusgn.chtml

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

http://www.marsimport.com/display_series.php?ID=142

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors. Here are the Diamond Star System codes:
Cerebus #1-25 $30.00 STAR00070
High Society #26-50 $30.00 STAR00071
Church and State I #52-80 $35.00 STAR00271
Church and State II #81-111 $35.00 STAR00321
Jaka's Story #114-136 $30.00 STAR00359
Melmoth #139-150 $20.00 STAR00431
Flight #151-162 $20.00 STAR00543
Women #163-174 $20.00 STAR00849
Reads #175-186 $20.00 STAR01063
Minds #187-200 $20.00 STAR01916
Guys #201-219 $25.00 STAR06972
Rick's Story #220-231 $20.00 STAR08468
Going Home I #232-250 $30.00 STAR10981
Form and Void #251-265 $30.00 STAR13500
Latter Days #266 - 288 $35.00 AUG031920
The Last Day #289 - 300 $25.00 APR042189

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Friday, September 15, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #3 (September 15th, 2006)



Today's Blog & Mail is brought to you by the Theory of Relativity.

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Plans for the "YE BOOKES OF CEREBUS" exhibit and performance are continuing for Salt Lake City at the end of October (a few days after the end of Ramadan). Performance? Mimi Cruz is putting together a power point presentation of the first 40 pages of The Last Day which I'll be reading while it's

projected behind me (or possibly "onto me" if we can't get the big auditorium). Should run about three hours with a nice intermission in the middle. Our pitch to the book festival patrons? "GIVE US 15 MINUTES AND WE BET YOU STAY FOR THE WHOLE THING." This will be followed by a Q&A and autographing session and that's what will be on all the advertising and promotion of the event in Salt Lake City. What we're hoping to do right here and now, however, is to let all you Yahoos know that GER AND I WILL BE AVAILABLE FROM NOON ON even though the actual program won't begin until, as advertised, later in the afternoon. That is, just between Ger, me and the Yahoos, Ger will be in the actual exhibit room from noon on and I'll be inside the auditorium from noon on if you want anything autographed or just want to drop by and chat. We hate like heck to see Yahoos having to wait in line behind Non-Yahoos (Or "Soohays" I guess you would call them) AND HUSBAND-AND-WIFE NIGHT FLIGHT COMICS IMPRESSARIOS ALAN CARROLL AND MIMI CRUZ DID A HECK OF A JOB PUTTING TOGETHER THE SINGLE BEST-ATTENDED CEREBUS STORE SIGNING FOR ME BACK IN 1994 so there may be a number of Soohays in attendance twelve years later on. Of course there may not (THE 1994 SIGNING WAS THE LAST SIGNING BEFORE ISSUE 186 CAME OUT) but the invitation includes Yahoos in full standing as well as lurkers (feel free to just stare at all of us from begind a nearby pillar) and anyone else who isn't still sulking about issue 186 TWELVE YEARS LATER!



BULLETIN! BULLETIN! BULLETIN! UBER-YAHOO MATT "YEAH I'M MARRIED NOW: WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?" DOW NO LONGER LIVES AT 2115 MONROE STREET IN TWO RIVERS, WISCONSIN. WE REPEAT: MATT DOW NO LONGER LIVES AT 2115 MONROE STREET IN TWO RIVERS WISCONSIN. THIS INFORMATION CAME TO LIGHT WHEN A LETTER ADDRESSED TO HIM WAS RETURNED WITH A CHECK MARK NEXT TO "NOT DELIVERABLE AS ADDRESSED". IT IS ALSO ADORNED WITH A YELLOW STICKER READING: DOW-115 542412005 1N 09 07/01/06 (ONLY ONE INTEGER OFF FROM E. HOWARD HUNT'S CIA FILE NUMBER. COINCIDENCE? HAHA! AS IF!) AND "UNABLE TO FORWARD", "NO FORWARD ORDER ON FILE" AND "RETURN TO POSTMASTER OF ADDRESSEE FOR REVIEW" AS WELL AS HALF A BAR CODE. IN A LATE-BREAKING DEVELOPMENT A STRANGE CANCELLATION MESSAGE APPEARS ON THE ENVELOPE READING: "FROM ANYWHERE TO ANYONE" AND (EN FRANCAIS) "DE PARTOUT JUSQU-A VOUS" (ROUGHLY TRANSLATED "BLOW IT OUT YOUR EAR, ANGLO SWINE"). THE LETTER HAS BEEN SITTING IN GERHARD'S IN-BOX FOR ABOUT SIX WEEKS NOW (HIS SUBTLE WAY OF INQUIRING "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?" THE FIRST WEEK AND "CAN YOU PLEASE REMOVE THIS FROM MY IN-BOX?" IN EACH OF THE SUBSEQUENT FIVE WEEKS) AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY CONTAINS A DRAWING OF FAMOUS MATT DOW CARTOON CREATION "BONER THE RUNT DOG" BY YOURS TRULY (SEE www.yourstruly.com.) (THAT WAS A JOKE, BY THE WAY,YOU WWW.COMPUTEROBSESSESSEDPAVLOVIANDOGS.COM). If either Matt or his lovely bride can email Ger a new address maybe we can move this project forward sometime before Christmas and Boner can find a new home (NO CRACKS, PLEASE).

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previous posts:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95679

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95745


___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

http://spectrummagazines.bizland.com/cerebusgn.chtml

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

http://www.marsimport.com/display_series.php?ID=142

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors. Here are the Diamond Star System codes:
Cerebus #1-25 $30.00 STAR00070
High Society #26-50 $30.00 STAR00071
Church and State I #52-80 $35.00 STAR00271
Church and State II #81-111 $35.00 STAR00321
Jaka's Story #114-136 $30.00 STAR00359
Melmoth #139-150 $20.00 STAR00431
Flight #151-162 $20.00 STAR00543
Women #163-174 $20.00 STAR00849
Reads #175-186 $20.00 STAR01063
Minds #187-200 $20.00 STAR01916
Guys #201-219 $25.00 STAR06972
Rick's Story #220-231 $20.00 STAR08468
Going Home I #232-250 $30.00 STAR10981
Form and Void #251-265 $30.00 STAR13500
Latter Days #266 - 288 $35.00 AUG031920
The Last Day #289 - 300 $25.00 APR042189

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Dave Sim's blogandmail #2 (September 14th, 2006)



UBER-YAHOO MARGARET “MAGGS” LISS IS IN RECEIPT OF THE LAST BATCH OF CEREBUS NOTEBOOKS AND, IN HER NOCTURNAL AND WEEKEND YAHOO IDENTITY AS CEREBUSFANGIRL (AS OPPOSED TO HER “MAD CHEMICAL ENGINEER” CIVILIAN IDENTITY AT TECH ETCH) (NOW APPEARING ON YOUR MONITOR WITH THE UBIQUITOUS “SOMEWHERE IN THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSSETTS” SUBHEADING), HAS BEGUN OR IS ALMOST DONE SCANNING THEM.

A good example of how unbelievably efficient is Margaret is that the last batch of notebooks came back with their respective computer disks before Gerhard could get back from vacation and post this first week’s worth of BLOG items. I’m now awaiting word whether she wants to take a break or dive right into scanning the Archive proper starting with all the pre-Cerebus documents.

SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE SHE AND HER TEAM OF CRACK VOLUNTEERS (NO, THEY AREN’T ON CRACK, THEY’RE ALL JUST GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO) WILL BE PRODUCING A COMMERCIAL PACKAGE ON DVD FOR CONSUMPTION BY…WELL…PRESUMABLY MOSTLY YOU FOLKS, THE DEVOTED CORE CEREBUS READERSHIP (OR AS YOU’RE MORE WIDELY AND POPULARLY KNOWN IN COMIC-BOOK STORES AROUND THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING WORLD: “THAT WEIRD GUY/CHICK WHO ACTUALLY LIKES THAT CEREBUS CRAP.”) WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED AS BULLETINS ARE ISSUED FROM THE CEREBUSFANGIRLCAVE. LATEST WORD AS OF 8 SEPTEMBER IS THAT THE MATERIAL IS ALL SCANNED AND NOW JUST NEEDS TO BE TWEAKED AND NEATENED UP A BIT. ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN TO THE www.cerebusfangirl.com WEBSITE KNOWS THAT MAGGS NEVER DOES ANYTHING SLOPPILY.

SAY DOES THIS ALL-CAPS FORMAT LOOK LIKE I’M YELLING AT YOU OR DOES IT JUST GIVE EVERYTHING A NICE “THIS CALLS FOR AN EMERGENCY!” QUALITY? COME TO THINK OF IT NEVER MIND EITHER ONE IS FINE WITH ME!

We’ll be right back after this short commercial message:

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TONIGHT IS THE DOUG WRIGHT AWARDS IN TORONTO. THE LEAD-IN EVENT IS SETH INTERVIEWING CHESTER BROWN AND I’M HOPING TO GET SOME PHOTOS AND MAYBE EVEN SOME FOOTAGE OF BOTH EVENTS. I’M ALSO GOING WITH JOHN AND SIU TO A FILM AT THE TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL THIS MORNING, MOSTLY JUST FOR THE EXPERIENCE OF ACTUALLY WATCHING A MOVIE ON A WEEKDAY MORNING.



PLUG! ACADEMY X (ACX) VOLUMES 1 AND 2 WRITTEN BY ADAM CADRE AND DRAWN BY ROB WHEELER. ROB SENT ME A PRINT-OUT OF THIS ON-LINE STRIP (260 PAGE SO FAR) AND IT’S REALLY QUITE GOOD. JIM SHOOTER GOT HIS START AT AGE 13 (YOU READ THAT RIGHT) DRAWING SUPERMAN AND LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES STORIES ON NOTEPAPER AND SENDING THEM TO MORT WEISINGER AT DC WHO SAW THAT THE STORIES WERE “ALL THERE” AND JUST NEEDED TO BE SENT TO ARTISTS LIKE JOHN FORTE AND CURT SWAN AS BLUEPRINTS. ACADEMY X IS SORT OF A STEP UP FROM THAT IN THAT ROB JUST NEEDS TO DEVELOP AN INK FINISH TO MATCH HIS LAYOUT AND COMPOSITION SKILLS AND THEN WATCH OUT, WORLD! AND ADAM CADRE’S STRAIGHT-AHEAD SCRIPT MAKES YOU LONG FOR THE DAYS WHEN THE X-MEN WAS, YOU KNOW, COHERENT. SIX ON-LINE ISSUES SO FAR. I SENT ROB A LETTER AUGUST 30 TO HAVE HIM POST DETAILS HERE SO HOPEFULLY HE SHOULD BE TURNING UP ANY MINUTE NOW. AT LEAST THREE LAUGH-OUT LOUD LINES AND HEAVY ON THE “AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?”

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previous posts:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus/message/95679
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___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

http://spectrummagazines.bizland.com/cerebusgn.chtml

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

http://www.marsimport.com/display_series.php?ID=142

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors. Here are the Diamond Star System codes:
Cerebus #1-25 $30.00 STAR00070
High Society #26-50 $30.00 STAR00071
Church and State I #52-80 $35.00 STAR00271
Church and State II #81-111 $35.00 STAR00321
Jaka's Story #114-136 $30.00 STAR00359
Melmoth #139-150 $20.00 STAR00431
Flight #151-162 $20.00 STAR00543
Women #163-174 $20.00 STAR00849
Reads #175-186 $20.00 STAR01063
Minds #187-200 $20.00 STAR01916
Guys #201-219 $25.00 STAR06972
Rick's Story #220-231 $20.00 STAR08468
Going Home I #232-250 $30.00 STAR10981
Form and Void #251-265 $30.00 STAR13500
Latter Days #266 - 288 $35.00 AUG031920
The Last Day #289 - 300 $25.00 APR042189

Dave Sim's blogandmail #1 (September 13th, 2006)

Wednesday September 13 – Hi and welcome to my Blog. I'm actually going to try to stay current with this on a daily basis, having noticed that I spent way too much time saying to myself while answering my escargot mail "I really should make a note of that and let the Yahoos know about it" and never, you know, actually doing it. Even tried self-inducing a trance-like state and saying to a particular paragraph in a letter I was working on: "Go to Larry Hart (or Lenny Cooper or Jeff Seiler or Jeff Tundis or…you get the idea). Go to him now and tell him what you have to say. Tell him to post you to the Yahoo discussion group. Go now" You know, I figured if I had it typed on my computer screen and I just wanted it to go to another computer screen, maybe I could make it into a Lassie-type gig. "Go to the Yahoos. Tell them you need help."



Finally, I decided to make Uber Yahoo and Minister-in-Charge-of-Checking-Dave Sim-for-Hypocrisy-on-Behalf-of-Secular-Humanists-Everywhere Jeff Tundis (check out his www.cerebustheaardvark.com website, still in progress) my posting victim. The nice thing about Jeff is, like me, he is always working so I never have any trouble getting him on the phone. The even nicer thing about Jeff is that even though he's up to his ass in crocodiles as a general rule, he's always glad to find out what it is that I want (or he's glad to pretend to be interested in finding out what it is that I want which is "close enough for government work" for me!). He pretty much put this format together while I was still talking to him on the phone and asking him if it was possible. So I really found out that it was possible for me to do a Blog without actually being hooked up to the Internet and found out that I was now doing a Blog pretty much in the same moment. So, we'll launch the new "Blog & Mail" right after this brief commercial message.


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In the Blog & Mail today:


IN TALES OF THE SILVERFISH #4 WITH CEREBUS ART AND DIALOGUE BY DAVE SIM CEREBUS CROSSES OVER WITH THE SILVERFISH. This was quite a bit of fun to do from John Q. Adams' layouts although I changed it from the regular old dying Cerebus of The Last Day to Cerebus' first post-mortem guest appearance at a comic book convention.



The pages sat around here for a while as I tried to figure out how to put tone on Cerebus and still have the Silverfish in the foreground. That was when I figured out they're just
cartoon silverfish: draw a head and a body shape and people should get the idea from the context. People are, you know, pretty bright that way. Even did my own (albeit second-rate on a Gerhard scale) backgrounds! Some or all of the proceeds from issue 4 will be donated to the CBLDF [see www.SilverfishGallery.com or www.jqadams.com for details]. The Silverfish Gallery features an extensive exhibit of silverfish cartoons done by a variety of comic-book big names and some little names.



It also took a while for the issue to get printed which is pretty much par for the course for rookies and folks for whom cartooning and self-publishing is not their regular gig. I tend to think about that when I'm working on a jam strip for somebody: I wonder what's going to be going on in my life when this turns up in printed form? Sometimes the stuff just vanishes and I never get an answer to that question.

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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

http://spectrummagazines.bizland.com/cerebusgn.chtml

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

www.marsimport.com/display_series.php?ID=142

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors. Here are the Diamond Star System codes:

Cerebus #1-25 $30.00 STAR00070

High Society #26-50 $30.00 STAR00071

Church and State I #52-80 $35.00 STAR00271

Church and State II #81-111 $35.00 STAR00321

Jaka's Story #114-136 $30.00 STAR00359

Melmoth #139-150 $20.00 STAR00431

Flight #151-162 $20.00 STAR00543

Women #163-174 $20.00 STAR00849

Reads #175-186 $20.00 STAR01063

Minds #187-200 $20.00 STAR01916

Guys #201-219 $25.00 STAR06972

Rick's Story #220-231 $20.00 STAR08468

Going Home I #232-250 $30.00 STAR10981

Form and Void #251-265 $30.00 STAR13500

Latter Days #266 - 288 $35.00 AUG031920

The Last Day #289 - 300 $25.00 APR042189