Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Dave Sim's "Secret Project" ... REVEALED!

Happy Boxing Day!

The title of Dave Sim's new project is "glamourpuss."

What is it about, you ask? Well, go to...

www.glamourpusscomic.com

And enter...






Make sure you have the Flash Player installed on your browser, and check out the animated intro (and everything else, of course!)

Further updates (such as events, surveys, etc) will begin in late January!

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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Dave Sim's blogandmail #471 (December 26th, 2007) - The Final Blog&Mail





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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The FINAL Blog & Mail!


That's right! I got an early Christmas present from God when the computer seized up!

As long as the computer was here, I believed I was obligated to use it (waste not, want not) the fact that it went on the fritz, however, changed the structure of the situation. Fixing or getting something fixed that's broken implies that you believe it's necessary (which is definitely not something I have ever thought about computers).

I have a warranty (a platinum warranty) on the furnace and I will do what needs to be done to keep it functioning because the idea of living in Canada without a working furnace is unthinkable. But the computer? AS IF! I need a computer like I needed the television I threw out.

Sandeep's over here and has pronounced it officially deceased. I'm just going to put in a safe dry place and all the stuff that's on there will be preserved by future generations. The only thing that's actually "lost" (in terms of being in the here and now) is a review I did of Jules Feiffer's HARRY THE RAT WITH WOMEN for Sandeep's VERSUS magazine #7. He's going to see about recovering it but he's no more interested in going to computer repair hell than I am and I have too much work to do to let someone in the house and have to explain "No, I don't want the computer FIXED, I just want the stuff that's on there saved on disk". There's also a first draft of what was going to be the next four Blog & Mails, correspondence up through File 57 (this isn't as much of a concern as it sounds. I have hard copies in the Archive and Claude has enough of the correspondence to do five or six volumes before I need to be worrying about 2007-2008 correspondence: considering that I've only done two volumes in four years, I think we can avoid panicking before, say, 2015 at the earliest). My commentaries on Mark's Gospel are on disk.

As for me, it seems my "lifelong" prison sentence has turned out to be just short of four years: a year answering the backlog of mail when CEREBUS ended, keeping up with the mail (total of a little less than 3,000 pages) and doing the Blog & Mail (probably another 2,000 pages) as well as various articles, interviews, reviews, etc. As I said all along, I was just reading into the record and it looks as if God decided that I didn't have much to add (I was starting to wonder: I think I've answered every question at least five times!).

I will be spending roughly 100 hours on the Internet promoting my new bi-monthly title (starting, God willing, January 30 at 6 pm EDST on the Comics Journal Message boards and then going on from there. I'll be posting my schedule at that time).

I know this was supposed to be the official launch of the new title here on Boxing Day but, you know, in a strange way it IS! The official launch will now take place when Jeff Tundis declares the website officially and totally up and running. We'll pick up from there January 30 through most of the month of February when the ordering period is.

Thanks to all of you for sharing my imprisonment with me while it lasted...thanks to Jeff Tundis, Sandeep, Darrell Epp, Matt Dow, Scott Berwanger and all the regulars. Ted Adams for sending me all the IDW stuff (much obliged -- sorry I won't be able to plug it anymore). I've got 50 more of the 1,000 PLATINUM REAL WORLD PREVIEW EDITIONS to put in plastic bags with backing boards and then into the specially stamped mailers with the 4-digit back cover access code to the website VIP areas. That leaves 1,000 GOLD VIP to be likewise stuffed on Saturday and Monday (Christmas Eve).

Happy New Year everyone and thanks again!




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REPLIES POSTED ON THE CEREBUS YAHOO! GROUP
___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.
Here are the Diamond Star System codes:

Cerebus #1-25 $30.00 STAR00070

High Society #26-50 $30.00 STAR00071

Church and State I #52-80 $35.00 STAR00271

Church and State II #81-111 $35.00 STAR00321

Jaka's Story #114-136 $30.00 STAR00359

Melmoth #139-150 $20.00 STAR00431

Flight #151-162 $20.00 STAR00543

Women #163-174 $20.00 STAR00849

Reads #175-186 $20.00 STAR01063

Minds #187-200 $20.00 STAR01916

Guys #201-219 $25.00 STAR06972

Rick's Story #220-231 $20.00 STAR08468

Going Home I #232-250 $30.00 STAR10981

Form and Void #251-265 $30.00 STAR13500

Latter Days #266 - 288 $35.00 AUG031920

The Last Day #289 - 300 $25.00 APR042189

Collected Letters - $30 FEB052434

Collected Letters 2 - $22 MAR073054

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #470 (December 25th, 2007)



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From the Kingdom Interlinear Version of Luke 2: 8-14

This is a direct English translation of the original Koin Greek



And shepherds were in the country the very living in the fields and guarding watches of the night upon the flock of them. And angel of YHWH stood upon them and glory of YHWH gleamed around them, and they feared fear great

And said to them the angel, "Not be you fearing, look! For I am declaring good news to you, joy great, which will be to all the people. Because was born to you today Savior who is Christ YHWH in city of David; and this to you sign, you will find infant having been swaddled and lying in manger."

And suddenly came to be with the angel multitude of army heavenly of ___s praising the ___ (God) and saying, "Glory in highest to God and upon earth peace in men of well thinking."


And that's what Christmas is all about, Christopher Shea.

A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year to All Readers of the Blog & Mail

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REPLIES POSTED ON THE CEREBUS YAHOO! GROUP
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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Monday, December 24, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #469 (December 24th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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The World's Shortest Blog & Mail Entries

EVER as Secret Project #2 Comes to the Direct

Market


I keep forgetting to mention this, but if you are a retailer, you might consider ordering a lot more copies of CEREBUS and HIGH SOCIETY than you do of the other CEREBUS trades. For some reason CEREBUS and HIGH SOCIETY sell WATCHMEN style numbers.

Don't feel bad if you haven't noticed. When I was invited to the Big Apple Con a couple of years back, Peter Dixon volunteered to sell the trades at the table which left me deciding how many to ship down. I think I decided on three of each. The CEREBUS and HIGH SOCIETIES were gone in, like, the first ten minutes and for the rest of the show every other person asked if I had CEREBUS or HIGH SOCIETY.

And I, of course, sat there cursing myself for the idiot that I was. If anyone should have known to send down WAY more CEREBUS and HIGH SOCIETY than anything else, it should have been me, eh? Never even thought of it.

Due to Dave Sim's recent computer difficulties, the December 25th blog&mail will be the last for the foreseeable future.

Announcements concerning Secret Project II and other events will be made as soon as possible.






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REPLIES POSTED ON THE CEREBUS YAHOO! GROUP
___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.
Here are the Diamond Star System codes:

Cerebus #1-25 $30.00 STAR00070

High Society #26-50 $30.00 STAR00071

Church and State I #52-80 $35.00 STAR00271

Church and State II #81-111 $35.00 STAR00321

Jaka's Story #114-136 $30.00 STAR00359

Melmoth #139-150 $20.00 STAR00431

Flight #151-162 $20.00 STAR00543

Women #163-174 $20.00 STAR00849

Reads #175-186 $20.00 STAR01063

Minds #187-200 $20.00 STAR01916

Guys #201-219 $25.00 STAR06972

Rick's Story #220-231 $20.00 STAR08468

Going Home I #232-250 $30.00 STAR10981

Form and Void #251-265 $30.00 STAR13500

Latter Days #266 - 288 $35.00 AUG031920

The Last Day #289 - 300 $25.00 APR042189

Collected Letters - $30 FEB052434

Collected Letters 2 - $22 MAR073054

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #468 (December 23rd, 2007)



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I think the thing that really tipped me over the edge into making Secret Project #2 a "Go" was long-time CEREBUS reader, Robert Rowe of Reseda California volunteering to buy 100 copies of the first issue of Secret Project #2 just so it would come out. Okay, it's not much to go on but between Robert's 100 copies and Ralph's 250 copies, I figured "What the heck, if they can go a little crazy, why can't I?"

I phoned Robert and asked if it was okay to use his name in publicizing the book and he left a message saying "Sure." He wanted people know that he's not a retailer, just a reader, so I'm letting you all know right here.

Legally, I can't offer anyone a better discount than I offer Diamond (between 60% and 65% off depending on whether I can get the retailers an extra 5 points each on the first issue. The final decision is up to Bill Schanes and the guys in Purchasing), however in order to avoid any bruised retailer feelings (Robert does plan to resell them and the retailers are naturally sensitive about amateurs encroaching on their territory), I'll only be able to offer him 30% off the cover price of $3 which is really an "entry level" retailer sized discount. So, that's $2.10 each.

If anyone else who isn't a retailer feels like going a little crazy, the offer is on the table.

And if you're feeling a little giddy (hey, it's probably just the Christmas Spirit!) about Secret Project #2 coming out, you might want to post a thank you to Robert at the Yahoo Discussion Group. It might not have happened without the opportune arrival of his Christmas card.

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___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Dave Sim's blogandmail #467 (December 22nd, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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The World's Shortest Blog & Mail Entries

EVER as Secret Project #2 Comes to the Direct

Market



It's been typical of how things have gone that I phoned Diamond to reserve three ad pages in PREVIEWS and to discuss one of my other promotion ideas…and found out that rather than having several days under their deadline for the January issue, I was talking to Marty Grosser in the midst of sending the rest of the pages off to Quebecor. They had backed up their deadline by a week because of the Christmas holidays. So, there I am with the Comics Preview Edition being worked on that has "In the January PREVIEWS for items shipping in March" written on it in several spots. It's going to cost me about a grand to have all the covers reprinted.


Merry Christmas, Quebecor!


The reprinting of the covers wasn't really the worst of it, it was recalculating everything else, moving my completely mentally handcrafted and orderly intellectual exercise forward by one month. Go through the whole ComicsPRO pitch and change all the January's to February's, all of the March's to April's. I'm skipping a month between issue one and two to let the retailers be able to assess sales for at least a week before they have to order #2. The month I was skipping was May and the month I was skipping to was June. Now the month that I'm skipping is June and the month I'm skipping to is July. Sitting there checking that mentally for about fifteen minutes while blowing my nose every thirty seconds.


Yeah, thad's id. [HONK] I'b bretty sure thad's id. July, instead of June. [HONK]


You know, there's somebody who doesn't get a lot of credit in this business. Marty Grosser. Do you know he's been editing PREVIEWS for 22 years and in all that time, they only shipped late once and that was because of the big ice storm in Quebec a few years back. Look at the size of that thing. Every month. And Marty and his guys and gals get the job done.


If we had a few more publishers and editors and creators who were as reliable as Marty, we'd be in fine shape.


Due to Dave Sim's recent computer difficulties, the December 25th blog&mail will be the last for the foreseeable future.

Announcements concerning Secret Project II and other events will be made as soon as possible.






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REPLIES POSTED ON THE CEREBUS YAHOO! GROUP
___________________________________________________
If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail: Addendum: "IN DIALOGUE WITH GARY GROTH" 10/07



October, 2007


Gary -


Okay, Gary, as promised I am through my mail for the first time in a long time so I can now address your latest salvo. I think it's regrettable that you don't want your points numbered so that the reader is more easily able to follow the discussion. I can only assume from that that you don't want the reader to be able to follow the discussion.


So. Let me do what I did with Michael B. just now and address your points in reverse order so that at least some of it will still be fresh in people's minds.


I already addressed the problem with posting the correspondence to the Blog & Mail, but I sincerely apologize again for doing so. As I wrote to you, I think any degree of unfairness you might see in my doing so can be corrected by giving you the last word for the period of three weeks or so between Blog & Mail sessions by making sure that your latest salvo is the latest one posted. I can appreciate that you find the Blog & Mail difficult to navigate. Personally, I find the entire Internet pretty much impossible to navigate particularly when I'm actually looking for something and always when I'm trying to understand its structure as I have been trying to do in anticipation of possibly promoting my upcoming Secret Projects if they ever get that far.


I do think I'm safe in saying that you are among friends here to a far greater extent than I am so if that's what concerns you – that this will turn into a "pile on Gary Groth" gig -- let me put your mind rest. You're a good Marxist-feminist and so are all my readers. If there are any exceptions to that rule, they learned long ago to keep it to themselves. I'm just reading into the record on an on-going basis.


Obviously I don't agree with you that you're shifting the discussion in more promising directions. What you are doing is trying to change the subject from Marxist-feminism and the extent to which it is a universally held system of belief in our society. There's only so far that we can go in the discussion because either a) everyone in our society is a Marxist-feminist or b) everyone in our society knows enough to pretend to be a Marxist-feminist because they see what happens to anyone who gets "off the reservation" as I have.


But, that having been said, the only names that I recognize on your list where you are asking me if these are members of the Extreme Avant Garde are Jeffrey Brown, Paul Hornschemeir, Sophie Crumb and Anders Nilsen.


I've written about Jeffrey Brown's work earlier on the Blog & Mail when he wrote to thank me for writing him up here and taking his side against whoever-it-was who wrote the time-to-chop-you-down-to-size review of Jeffrey's work in a recent issue of THE JOURNAL. The fact that he is primarily concerned with the "slight incident" in his work

-- here's what I did today, here's where I hang out, here's something that happened to me a while ago – would point in the direction of Extreme Avant Garde. The fact that he separates his work into larger works and slight incident works – juggling many different sketch books simultaneously and keeping them thematically separate -- would suggest to me (at the very least) a less extreme Avant Garde approach. Extreme Avant Garde to me is the people who just throw down on the page whatever comes to mind and can't sustain a narrative past two or three panels or, when they do, it doesn't actually "go" anywhere or say anything. I would still classify Jeffrey as avant garde because his larger works are still composed of slight incidents. Of course then he threw me for a loop with his Wolverine mini-comic that he gave me at TCAF – as Chester threw me for a loop when he said he was doing a Kirby monster page as his benefit piece for the Doug Wright Awards and then Seth decided to do one as well. Oh. I didn't know you guys were allowed to do that. I thought that was what Dave Sim was being indicted for and why his work wasn't any good: because it referenced super-heroes and mainstream comics crap.


I don't think it was intended ironically in the Dan Clowes "Dan Pussey" sense or the Chris Ware "pathetic super-hero" sense. The point seemed to be genuine homage. It was a really good Wolverine story and I say that as someone who never even bought BWS's Weapon X series because it didn't interest me. Chet's was a really good Kirby page. Seth's was a really good Kirby monster pin-up.


I don't know how old Jeffrey is, but it might be an age thing. At a specific age when you come in through the avant garde side (obviously influenced by Chester and Joe Matt – the cartoon Jeffrey Brown looks more like Chester than he looks like the real Jeffrey Brown) I think you assume that this is what you write and draw about. You do your I NEVER LIKED YOU and for a lot of them, that's what they stick with. Obviously Chester did that and THE PLAYBOY and then UNDERWATER and then LOUIS RIEL. It remains to be seen if that will prove to be the avant garde template. No one seems in a tearing hurry to do their own narrative about an historical figure or to do a narrative about something as esoteric as how language is learned OR (for that matter) to do their version of "My Mom Was A Schizophrenic": a dissenting viewpoint on a universally held societal view that merges autobiography and polemic. For the time being everyone seems to be doing I NEVER LIKED YOU…or Dan Clowes High Irony and Chris Ware High Irony stuff: comics as flat and lifeless as they seem to see life itself as being.


Paul Hornschemeir I really only know from a) STAND ON A MOUNTAIN, LOOK BACK which was a submission for the Day Prize in 2002 and which made the Short List that year and b) that he was theoretically debuting a new book at SPACE last year or the year before and that this was a major selling point of the show: Bob Corby was getting a lot of e-mails wondering if the new Hornschemeir book was actually coming out. So, in the ultra-cool, laid back world of indy and avant garde comics that really said something. The ultra-cool and laid back are not ultra-cool and laid back about Paul Hornschemeir which usually means you are way up at the top of the avant garde.


The fact that he called his publishing company I Don't Get It Graphics would point to a conscious awareness of the popular response to this kind of material which isn't a characteristic of the Extreme Avant Garde. The Extreme Avant Garde takes it as a given that if you don't "get it" that's an indictment of you and an example of how low and unimportant you are. Calling your company I Don't Get It Graphics means that you at least understand how the real world works and you aren't scrupulously occupying a spot as far away from the real world as you can get.


STAND ON A MOUNTAIN is a very impressive piece of work, technically. It's a beautifully designed and executed package. In terms of Extreme Avant Garde, looking at the book I have to keep referring back to the index to see if I'm reading a story and where the story starts. "Ex Falso Quodlibet" turns out to start on the first story page with that as one of the word balloons. It would be just as logical to believe that the story was called "IT'S BLASPHEMY" with a splash page with the character saying that, followed by a dedication page to an ex-girlfriend and then with the first narrative page. But, no, the "It's Blasphemy" page isn't listed so, presumably, it's just a pin-up.


But the fact that there's no way to tell points, to me, in the direction of Extreme Avant Garde.


The fact that the pages are beautifully pencilled, inked and with a single colour over them and obviously didn't just land on the page that way points in the direction of less extreme Avant Garde. If the images had been just slapped down on the page with no rhyme or reason to them – as if done by a three-year-old or Picasso in his later years -- then that would be Extreme Avant Garde. The subject matter is Extreme Avant Garde. 24 pages of an anthropomorphized fish missing his ex-girlfriend and feeling sorry for himself ("It is Sunday, and the question of what to do stagnates, goes dead, and muddies in the bath…becoming a different inquiry entirely: Why do anything?").


As a devout monotheist and former atheist, I see this a lot in the avant garde and Extreme Avant Garde: how depressing Sunday is. Back in the 60s when the earth was still cooling, we atheists used to attribute this to the oppressiveness of religious people who forced all the stores and things to close on Sunday, but of course, nowadays virtually everything is open seven days a week…and still Sunday is depressing for atheists. It has a different texture to it. The texture is separation from God. It closes with the observation "More and more…I recognized and embrace my capacity to forget. For, in the end, I think…it is the only true redemption." Yeah, well. Get ready for a lot of depressing Sundays for the next few decades in that case.


The rest of it is definitely Extreme Avant Garde. I don't get this, but isn't it beautifully done? Did I see Paul's name on a Vertigo book or something lately? Maybe I just imagined that part.


Sophie Crumb I only know from what she did in DIRTY LAUNDRY and the samples that you ran a few issues back. Certainly not enough to make an assessment.


Anders Nilsen, I bought whatever his latest project was at the time of the first TCAF (so, summer of 2005) because I happened to be at the Beguiling table in the tent when they announced that he would be signing for an hour. Well, it's not as if anyone was stampeding to get his autograph so I bought a copy of his book and got him to sign it to me and talked with him a little bit about writing and drawing comics.


I remembered filing it under "N" in my alphabetical graphic novel shelves but I just went down and looked for it and it wasn't there, so that turned out to be a false memory. I couldn't find it in any of the "neither fish nor fowl" magazine sized stacks (I'm pretty sure it was magazine sized) so I can't give you a very accurate assessment. I think it was an allegorical rather than…


…oh, wait. Double checked and it was in with graphic novels just in the wrong place, so, yes I did give it the benefit of the doubt even though it was saddle stitched. It's pretty thick.


It's got a "Waiting for Godot" quality about it that would put it in the Avant Garde end of things. The fact that the narrative is reasonably sequential would keep it out of the Extreme Avant Garde category (which is why I had it in with graphic novels instead of "neither fish nor fowl") but the fact that it doesn't make any kind of conventional sense would push it back in.


It's all unanswered questions.


Where did the guy come from? Why is he talking to his teddy bear as if it's a sentient being? It seems to originate in Moebius' more esoteric material and has the same kind of open-ended "Hey, it can mean whatever you want it to mean" quality that just looks like laziness to people looking for conventional narrative and which is the defining quality of art for people in the avant garde. "It represents man's alienation from himself, his search for meaning in a world where there is no meaning. The reindeer and the dogs represent his intrinsic animalistic nature that he's resisting but which he will ultimately be forced to confront even if he's still unable to participate in it or restrain it." The whole Comparative Lit 101 scam. Art isn't actually about art, it's about being able to sound as if you see great depths that other people don't see. I Don't Get It Graphics.


The last part ventures near conventional narrative when the guy runs across the crashed helicopter with the mortally wounded pilot and has to deal with being asked to shoot him because he's suffering. But that's a very sharp turn from everything that's gone before so it's very difficult to say that DOGS AND WATER is a graphic novel or just a "U Decide" avant garde experiment. That part is what I gave it the benefit of the doubt over. Without that part, I would have put it in the "neither fish nor fowl" category.


Okay, moving backward from there, you agree that the last two Presidential elections were close but assert that even the roughly 50% who voted Republican don't share my "more outré views". Well, that's really the question. Do they not share my view that the Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast are Impossible or do they recognize that in a society that has been transformed into a Marxist-feminist dictatorship, you better see the Empress's New Clothes if you want to get elected? I dare say that in most Republican families it is taken as a given that the husband is in charge while it is also recognized that that is not a view that is easily sold to a lotus-eating population that believes men and women are interchangeable. Just because my views are considered "outré" doesn't mean that they aren't accurate.


Well, to the women, liberals, Marxist-feminists, homosexualists and the Extreme Avant Garde, you could add socialists, environmentalists, tree-huggers, global warming devotees. They aren't enemies, but they are the opposing viewpoint and they do all seem to "clump together". It's an incoherent melange I'll grant you, but it's also the melange that is directing our society. It's the place we're going if we aren't actually already there. The rubric "politically correct" covers it admirably. I don't think empirical evidence supports the views of the "incoherent melange" but the fact there is always a different sky that's falling in the consensus view of the "incoherent melange" -- in the 1970s it's that we're running out of oil, in 2007 it's global warming – means that they can always run ahead of the empirical evidence refuting whatever their last delusion was. Twenty years from now, we'll have an ironclad case against global warming but they won't be talking about that anymore the same as they no longer suggest that we only have a twenty-year oil supply. It isn't a conspiracy. It's grasping at straws when straws are all that you have left. The left wing anti-globalization riots such as you had in Seattle are a thing of the past. You folks are pretty much out of gas and you now have to sit and discuss facts instead of relying on alarmism.


Oh, and my manipulation of you and Chester wasn't particularly clever, I don't think. You're both pretty predictable.


No, I went through your list of people where you asked (or I thought you asked) if I thought they had "gotten the memo". My original point still stands, actually: everyone is aware that you not only called me a Nazi in your magazine but you also held a Nuremberg Trial of me in (San Diego was it? Or was it Wondercon?) where the charges were presented against me and I was declared guilty to the exuberant glee of the assembled multitudes. Well, obviously a trial where you are indicted and found guilty in absentia without prior notification and without even the pretence of being allowed to mount a defence has far more in common with the Star Chamber or Stalinist show trials (which is to be expected, I suppose, from an extreme leftist like yourself) than it does with Nuremberg. Do you still think that such public vilification with no opportunity for a defence is, itself, defensible?


See you don't want to address my arguments. You want to frame my arguments for me and say that my vilification has nothing to do with my "courageous stance against lowering standards among firefighters to accommodate weakly skirts" by which means you now allow yourself to not have to address whether the lowering of standards for firefighters (or policepersons or soldierpersons) is a good or a bad idea. Because it is certainly the basis on which we are running our society. Everyone except me endorses and whole-heartedly approves of the idea of eroding standards when it comes to public safety in the name of political correctness. I'm not going to believe in a lunatic assumption just because everyone else does.


No, the conversation we had about Carol Kalish, I said, "I agree with you about Carol. I think she was a very dangerous woman whose choices were ultimately going to prove to be very beneficial for Marvel and very unhealthy for the comic book field. I think even the Marvel executives realized how dangerous and obsessive she was and that was why they moved her out of Direct Sales and into the Friends of Old Marvel fan club revival. Her heroine was the Faye Dunaway character in Network for crying out loud. Even moving her into the fan club wasn't going to work, she was plotting to take everything over from there." And you, embattled as you were on all sides for taking a run at Saint Carol, said, "Can I get you to put that in writing?" And I said, no, of course not. There is a decent interval which needs to be allowed to elapse after someone has died before you criticize them in the sorts of terms that you were using. That decent interval hadn't elapsed at that point. I did say that when a reasonable length of time had elapsed – it's now fifteen years after our conversation so I think I'm safe in saying that a reasonable length of time has elapsed – I would be glad to put it in writing.


I don't know why it is that you're missing that basic human part that everyone else seems to have and recognize. I only wish you could be made to recognize that violating that, you really have only yourself to blame for the long-term animosity which resulted. Likewise when you ran Colleen Doran's sexual harassment experiences with Julie Schwartz in the same issue where you ran his obituary. When your managing editor at the time phoned to get confirmation from me, I told him to please ask you to give your head a shake and not do this. There was nothing to be served in not leaving the subject alone for another six months or a year considering that you had left the subject alone for a good ten years at least at that point.


I have no idea who Dan Nadel or Todd Hignite or Alvin Bonaventura are. I know who Douglas Wolk is because he wrote the article about me in THE BELIEVER that he reprinted in his new book. I don't understand the "who's so avant garde that he even likes the 1970s super-hero work of Jim Starlin!". Wouldn't that make him NON-avant garde? Yeah, I know, you were "being ironic". I guess I don't understand that either. It's always so hard to tell what you people are actually trying to say because you're always using sarcasm or "being ironic" instead of just saying what it is that you mean. All I can do is repeat my original assertion: I don't know if THE COMICS JOURNAL's kingmaker model is sustainable, but I think it's a safe bet to say that you managed to crown The Brothers Hernandez, Dan Clowes and Chris Ware in succession as the kings of the avant garde, roughly over a fifteen-year period and that this was the source of your Publishers Of the World's Greatest Cartoonists claim. Can you follow Chris Ware with the Next Chris Ware? Is Ivan Brunetti The Next Chris Ware? is another way of putting it. If Ivan Brunetti is, indeed, the next Chris Ware, can you follow Ivan Brunetti with the Next Ivan Brunetti in another ten years or so?


See, you extreme leftists always use such extreme sarcasm as if extreme sarcasm can alone refute a valid point. I never suggested that Chris Ware would be sweeping floors or working at McDonalds right now if he hadn't been championed in the COMICS JOURNAL. I assume he would be making a good living in the arts somewhere, but I would also maintain that the only way you could be made to be the next Daniel Clowes, as Chris was, was to be published by Fantagraphics and to be boosted and promoted by THE COMICS JOURNAL with glowing reviews, etc.


As I wrote elsewhere, while I was writing the letter to you, I mentioned that I really had no idea why Chester refused to do an interview with you and he wasn't very forthcoming when he told me about it. As I was typing my speculation that it might very well be that he wasn't interested in explaining why he, too, isn't Gilbert Hernandez, my Gary Groth Alarm went off in my head. Gary's going to jump all over that speculation. Hm. That's true. So what's he going to do? He's going to phone Chester to find out if that's the case. Hm. That's true. So what's Chester going to do? Chester's going to say that that isn't the case. Hm. That's true. So what's Gary going to do? He'll ask Chester to reconsider. Hm. That's true. So what's Chester going to do? Chester will agree to do the interview to prove that my speculation is unfounded. Hm. That's true. Well, I want to read the interview, so let's leave it in. I don't think I manipulated either of you. I honestly told you that that was my best speculation as to why Chester had turned you down for an interview. What you were both going to do after that was completely predictable, but you still made your own choices.


Are there any specific individual artists or aesthetic categories (Old Guard?) that are on my side? No, I don't think so. Everyone understands the consequences of not capitulating to Marxist-feminism just as everyone understands the consequences of being seen as being too friendly with someone who has openly declared his opposition to Marxist-feminism.


I made the overture to pick Will Eisner up at the airport after he had agreed to buy me dinner as a celebration of my having made it to issue 300, but I don't think Will had any idea of the whole "Dave Sim the evil misogynist" thing. I was just one of the new guys and I had done something that he could respect and was willing to buy me dinner over. He also had a stature that made him immune to approbation of any kind. His own cachet and irrefutable credentials in the field would supersede his having dinner with Dave Sim. But everyone would just naturally assume that it was only out of ignorance owing to his age that he would do so and that I was taking advantage of that. There's a good case to be made for that, but having dinner with Will was more important to me than what people would think of me engineering having a dinner with poor duped Will Eisner. There was nothing else that anyone could do to me since I was already universally shunned.


I made the same offer to Neal Adams and then that turned into taking him and his wife and son to Niagara Falls. Same kind of deal. Neal Adams is still going to be Neal Adams whether he gets associated publicly with Dave Sim or not. I was happy enough to just leave it at that. It was one of the best days I've ever spent. I also pitched him on the idea of doing a huge magazine piece for FOLLOWING CEREBUS about it, being careful not to encroach on his time or space and he was fine with that as well. He told me the story about Lou Fine being pussy-whipped and I have no idea if he did that as a way of indicating that he was aware of the war I was fighting and here's something he had to contribute or if it was just coincidental. Socially, in person, I avoid controversial subjects for the most part. If someone wants to talk about feminism, I always say, I'll be happy to talk about it, but I don't think you'll be very happy when we're done. Some people can leave it at that and some people can't. The ones who can't I will usually never hear from again. That wasn't the case with Neal and Marilyn and Josh. It isn't the case with Suley Fatah (of the DRAWING THE LINE book) and his wife Julie. It isn't the case with Mimi Cruz and Alan Carroll of Night Flight Comics. Very much to my surprise, recently, it turned out not to be the case with Roy and Dann Thomas.


Apart from that, ambitious indy creators are, I'm sure, always weighing whether I can do more good for them by plugging their books on the Blog & Mail than the detriment they will suffer for being linked to Dave Sim. Mimi Cruz told me just recently about driving Scott McCloud to a radio interview in Salt Lake City and Scott admitting that there are a bunch of people in the comic-book field who shun Dave Sim and that he's one of them. He figured that Mimi Cruz as a Strong, Independent Woman would be in the same category so this would be an "us Dave Sim shunners" conversation. He told her that I was mad at him for doing an interview in my hometown and not mentioning me. That was news to me. I saw his write-up in the NATIONAL POST and I knew he hadn't mentioned me there (the subject was graphic novels and he made sure to mention Seth – because he was in Canada -- and made sure not to mention me). So, it's very possible that he actually drove through Kitchener and stopped to do a radio interview. Well, you know, that's pretty high grade (as Mimi put it) "18th century, grade six shunning". He also told Mimi that he invited all my friends out for dinner in Toronto and didn't invite me and she sort of blew up at him at that point ("Boy, is he ever lucky Alan wasn't in the car with us!"). "Well, why would you do that" and Scott said something about being afraid that I'd try and punch him like with Jeff Smith. And Mimi pointed out that it was Jeff Smith who had claimed to have threatened to punch me. The only thing I was guilty of doing was saying, "Is that right? Well, hey bring it on." And she insisted that Scott already knew that and then was dumbfounded to realize that, no, Scott was convinced that Dave Sim was seriously unstable and he just went around punching people.


[Late addition: but what was really weird was that Mimi was, at least partly, hacked off at ME over this. Why? Because the way she looked at it this was a completely aberrational thing: that there are all these hundreds and hundreds of people who support me and instead I'm giving way too much attention to a handful of "shunners" like Scott McCloud and Jeff Smith. It's hard to get a word in edgewise, but I tried my best to assure Mimi, no it's completely the other way around. Believe me, if I had hundreds and hundreds of people who support me, I think I'd know about it. Thirteen years later on, I think there would be some sort of paper trail for that and there just isn't. At the very least when I finally bought my own copy of the Trilogy Tour issue of the COMICS JOURNAL and finally showed everyone – less than two months ago as you're reading this -- exactly the extent to which Jeff Smith misrepresented what I said about him: who did I hear from? Michael Zulli. One phone message. He hoped I was okay. I'm okay. I'm fine. Thanks for the call, Michael. Does that sound to you like hundreds and hundreds of supporters?


I'm way beyond getting hacked off by now – what would be the point? – but I am getting kind of picky about keeping the record straight since there are all these weird little convulsions starting to happen whereby various people are trying to revise what happened and what continues to happen so that a) it didn't happen the way that it did and b) if it did, it stopped happening a long time ago. No. I mean, nice try, but no. You people will have to go even deeper into a state of schizophrenia than you already have but the facts are still going to be there after you go around the bend and come out the other side. Bryan Talbot never contacted me to get my side of the story. Just took Jeff Smith's word as gospel truth. How are you going to change that fact? How are you going to make that into decent human behaviour? How are you going to make that my fault?


What depths of psychosis are you collectively willing to stoop to in order to justify that act on the part of Bryan Talbot: criminally libelling someone and not even giving them advance notice, let alone an opportunity to defend themselves? How you people live with yourselves, I don't know, but that's your problem, not mine.


I came up with an analogy for her: up until 9/11 I always thought that there was a good-natured rivalry between Canada and the United States. On the American side I think there is. On my side there always was. But what I saw after 9/11 was that virtually everyone on the Canadian left (Liberals, NDP, Bloc Quebecois) were some seriously vicious American-hating bigots and as soon as I saw that I started distancing myself from those people and I started writing about it (see the updated notes in LATTER DAYS page 465)


The difference in this case is that I don't see that happening in the comic-book field. Consequently people like Scott McCloud and Jeff Smith feel justified in shunning Dave Sim and believe that everyone believes that's the right way to be. And at that point, that just becomes accepted. If you want to fit in in the comic book field, anytime the subject of Dave Sim comes up, just say something about how he's crazy or unstable he is or what a misogynist he is to prove that you belong. And if people start saying those things and you disagree don't say anything out loud to defend Dave Sim also so that you belong. Or make sure that you say emphatically how much you disagree with his opinions – without specifically saying what it is that you disagree with i.e. don't say that you believe that public safety standards should be eroded when it comes to hiring policepersons and firepersons and soldierpersons – before damning him with faint praise.


Well, no, folks that isn't going to stop it. The same as it wouldn't stop American bigotry in Canada if I just smiled pleasantly anytime one of the Marxist-feminists started trashing our closest ally and largest trading partner. No, if one of them gets started, I just say, "I think America – and Americans – are great. I'm a huge supporter of George W. Bush." Will they ever speak to me again? Of course not. But who would want to be on good terms with people who hate America? If they choose to sulk and pout and shun me because I support America, that's their choice. If they want to just avoid the subject and talk about other things, that's their choice, too.


But, I'll say this: if you don't actively try to stop people like Scott McCloud and Jeff Smith by telling them they are flat out wrong in what they are doing, they are just going to assume that you agree with them and continue doing what they're doing]


How would I characterize my side? My side is rational. Here's the facts. As long as you are running your society on the basis of the Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast, then you have already admitted that the genders are not equal, which is why you have to lower standards if you want any kind of female representation among police, firefighters or soldiers, which is why 95% of alimony is paid by men to women, which is why you have to skew standards and accept more women at universities even though by the fifth year of the hard maths and hard sciences there is virtually no female representation left from classrooms that started out 60% female. That's my side, Gary.


The Extreme Avant Garde I addressed earlier.


Eddie Campbell, I'm sure, still holds out hope that he will attain to a prominent stature on COMICS JOURNAL Olympus and that certainly isn't going to happen if he goes around defending Dave Sim. He got his nose out of joint back in the original Jeff Smith dust-up and, egged on by Steve Bissette, rather archly suggested that he should challenge me to a duel or a boxing match or something for me suggesting that I might date his daughter, Hayley. It was a joke. I assumed they both knew that I had been celibate for a period of years at that point (it will be ten years in February). I wasn't about to date anybody (no offence against Hayley). I basically returned fire in what I thought was a similarly arch manner by asking them both what planet they were living on. A daughter in our feminist society dates whomever she wants and Daddy, if he's smart, doesn't attempt to say a word about it let alone talk about duels or boxing matches. That's certainly true but as is the case with most things in our feminist world you aren't allowed to address it directly. You can joke about shooting Dave Sim or punching him out – that's just good old-fashioned comic book fun -- but you can't joke about the fact that fathers don't have word one in any discussion of what their daughters are or aren't going to do even though that's a fact.


I find that level of schizophrenia – the inability to perceive accurately the dichotomy between what a father can actually do and what a father deludes himself he can do – to be just another element of where our society has gone seriously off the rails and everyone but me is pretending we're still choo-choo-chooing along on the same track we always were.


Roger Langridge, too. Being published by Fantagraphics, as far as I know, was the most prominent that he and Andrew ever were. He isn't going to burn that bridge based on handful of freelance jobs he's done for Marvel or DC or whoever. There's nothing I can do to help him, so he certainly isn't going to have any sense of loyalty to me.


Well, you know, I could take a cheap shot at you for lumping your feminine side and your love of firearms into a paragraph where you're describing ME as scary, but that's all it would be is a cheap shot. You know: "at least I don't have to shoot off a .357 to prove my masculinity. That's scary." I know that you've always treated your firearms responsibly that whenever you and the boys decide to shoot some stuff up for the fun of it, you go out in the wilderness to do so and as far as I know you've never come close to having an accident of any kind. I have zero interest in firearms myself and that would put me, I think, on the side of most people in the comic-book field but trying to make use of that would just be, as I say, a cheap shot. So I won't do it.


I would say that between the cartoon of me as a Nazi commandant at a concentration camp for women, the Nuremberg Stalinist show trial you held where I was tried in absentia and not even told that it was going to take place, the mass evisceration that was organized in the aftermath of issue 300 and Kim Thompson egging people on to greater and greater excesses of vituperation against me – to which a huge number of people enthusiastically responded – on the Comics Journal message boards, yes, I would say that the COMICS JOURNAL has done more than its fair share to destroy my career and assassinate my character. There's really nothing extreme leftists like yourself like better than figuring out who needs to be destroyed and collectively destroying him. Lenin, Stalin, Castro, Mao, they were all into that stuff. It's misdirection. As long as we can make this guy over here the problem and make an example of him, we don't have to explain why this whole Marxism thing isn't actually adding up in any sensible way.


Of course, the Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast are still impossible to believe and everything that you do against me is really just pyrotechnics to try to distract from that fact. It isn't a "repellent screed against womankind", it's the plain unvarnished truth of where we've gone wrong as a society.


Well, according to Bill, he was told to go "over the top" with the caricature of me. Of course Bill has been kind of all over the map with me the last while, so I don't know how much to go by what he tells me about anything, so sincere apologies if, as you say, you just left it up to him and that's what he came up with.


I think I said that you printed me in THE JOURNAL as a cross between "comedy relief" and a "freak show". I'd stand by that statement since I didn't appear anywhere on the COMICS JOURNAL TOP 100 and, as far as I know I've never been denoted as having any stature in the field at all from the COMICS JOURNAL's perspective. I mean, I think you should at least admit that there's a kind of disconnect represented by Dave Sim being the "most interviewed" individual and Dave Sim and CEREBUS appearing nowhere in the Top 100. If the fact that I was interviewed that often is supposed to connote some kind of stature, then why wasn't I on the TOP 100? Conversely, if I wasn't on the TOP 100 then why was I interviewed that often? I think the only sensible thesis that fits those two facts is "Freak Show". Or "comedy relief". Take your pick.


Further to the same subject, I really think you aren't seeing yours and the JOURNAL's approach to interviewing accurately. You can't express "whatever the hell opinions" you want to in a construct where the ostensible journalist is also a competing publisher and adversarial in virtually every area and interest that you could imagine. I mean, you used to be very upfront about it. THE COMICS JOURNAL is the yardstick against which everything is to be measured. If you disagree with that, as I did and do, you aren't so much going to be interviewed as badgered for your dissent. The message is always the same. We are the Best, our cartoonists are the best therefore what we are attempting to establish here is what sort of spear-carrier you can be relative to the World's Greatest Cartoonists, taking it as a given that since we don't publish you, the best you can be is a spear carrier. Not being by nature or inclination a spear carrier, I didn't play the game, the result of which was that instead of being a spear carrier I could only be what I am to this day in THE COMICS JOURNAL, variously a non-entity, a figure of fun, a freak show, comedy relief, a pariah, a geek: that is, any context that could be found for me that reinforced that I wasn't good enough to be Gilbert or Jaime or Dan or Chris' spear carrier. If you check all of the references to me on the COMICS JOURNAL message boards, I think you'll find that they fit in those basic categories. So, you know, mission accomplished for the most part.


The only two pieces that I know of on CEREBUS between issues 41 and 263 was "Bite Now, Sucker" where Cerebus was included in a roundtable basically dissing me for everything that I was doing with him in the book at the time and pushing me to go back to the first eleven issues and start over (the Kim Thompson Theory: everything after issue 11 sucks) and a review of MELMOTH which was generally favourable but concluded "lose the aardvark" (The Dave Sim Should Be Gilbert Hernandez Theory: we can picture Gilbert doing a biographical piece on the death of Oscar Wilde, but he wouldn't have an aardvark in it, therefore that's what's wrong with MELMOTH, therefore the solution is to stop doing CEREBUS and just do things like MELMOTH without the aardvark).


There might very well be more than those two, but the publications side of the Cerebus Archive is really the weakest part and very far from complete. Of course, most of the people reading this will be on your side already, as I said, so I assume if there's a favourable review in THE COMICS JOURNAL that I've forgotten, you'll have ostensible CEREBUS fans lined up around the block eager to make me look bad. No worries on that score.


I'll put a note with this to have Jeff Tundis hang onto it and post it after your response has come in. I haven't actually figured out how many Blog and Mails I've got here this time but I would guess at least three weeks' worth which means that if you get your response to Jeff in the next few days, you can have another go at eviscerating me and the bonus of no one on the Cerebus Yahoo Discussion Group taking issue with anything you have to say.


Hope you and your son are still able to get in a soccer game or two.


Dave

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October 30, 2007


Dave -


Feel free to post your latest letter on your blog any time. I don't know when the hell I'll have time to reply -- my next two weeks are murderous -- but I will, I will.


Gary

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(As of December 21st, 2007 there has been no further response.)

Dave Sim's blogandmail #466 (December 21st, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Actually, my day started at midnight today (still December 10). I had gone to sleep early for the Sabbath – around 9:30 – and snapped awake at a few minutes to midnight. I got up and read aloud from the Koran until the clock turned over 12:01 and then went upstairs. My "fax machine sense" was tingling.

Sure enough, there was a fax from Rick Sharer with his latest "Form & Void" column he's been doing bi-weekly at the new www.comicsvillage.com on Reads. I wrote to tell him that I don't think he's doing me any great favours by just quoting the most provocative parts of Reads (although I tend to get indicted for that as well – disagreeing with people who are ostensibly trying to agree with me) and encouraged him to actually cite some examples of his own if he agrees with me rather than just quoting me. I think the net effect tends to be the same in that case. Because he's just quoting me the Marxist-feminists can just write him off and maintain the illusion that "only Dave Sim agrees with any of this stuff".

It was a very difficult fax to write because Rick's certainly doing a lot more than a lot of people have done. Virtually everyone else has hung me out to dry and opted to at least to appear to agree with Marxist-feminism 100% all down the line. Which is their choice, but it does mean that the Impossible Things are proliferating and being imposed without even a whimper of opposition. The silence having been perfectly (and, in my case, literally) deafening for the last thirteen years, I have a pretty good sense of nuance when it comes to these things. I know "damning with faint praise" when I read it and I know when someone is only appearing to back me up while still maintaining a solid and discreet distance from what I'm saying.

Rick's next column would have come out December 17 and the next one after that New Year's Eve. Read it "Form & Void" for yourself and see if you think he is actually agreeing with me and supporting me or if he's playing it safe.

Anyway, it took me an hour-and-a-half to write back what I had to say (blowing my nose every 30 seconds) and I was back in bed and asleep by 1:30 am and didn't wake up until 3:45 when my "newspaper sense" was tingling and telling me the National Post had arrived.

Due to Dave Sim's recent computer difficulties, the December 25th blog&mail will be the last for the foreseeable future.

Announcements concerning Secret Project II and other events will be made as soon as possible.






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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #465 (December 20th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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If you're a retailer reading this or if you're a friend of a retailer (and who among us isn't?) I don't really know what to say to you that you can say to your retailer about the ComicsPRO situation. I don't like to think of myself as coercing anyone into joining ComicsPRO just for the sake of getting in on Secret Project #2 on the ground floor. As I said, I'll be running most of the information here on the Blog & Mail at solicitation time so I don't think you'll be missing out on anything per se. What you might be missing out on is shaping the way that Secret Project #2 is sold. The next month or so, as far as I know, constitutes the largest amount of lead time any publisher has offered on a No.1, promising to remain completely open to any retailer suggestions of ways to make the book sell better. Obviously, by the time the whole promotion package is in place, that is, around the time that I announce it here, there's going to be absolutely no time to tweak it before the ordering period in mid-February.

I've got my timeline here of the sequence all of this is supposed to happen in.

I'm writing down "Jan 29 – Post ComicsPRO pitch to Blog & Mail."

So, okay, you can tell your local retailer that. If they want to know everything that's happening with Secret Project #2 they can click on the Blog & Mail for January 29 and read all about it there.

If they want to have input on the way Secret Project #2 is marketed they should consider joining ComicsPRO. Because most of the communication between ComicsPRO retailers takes place online I think it's prey to all the same deficiencies that make up most attempted communication on the internet. Because you can't see the person, you're more likely to say things in a far more abrupt or belligerent way. As opposed to their first meeting in Las Vegas where they ended up getting a consensus on just about everything right from the beginning because they were all human beings all in the same room and so treating everyone with courtesy. They're also just starting to get the charge of elitism backlash that is going to happen anytime you have only 100 or so people out of a potential pool of 3,000 or so people and you're charging a $300 admission to the party. Whatever the reason, a backlash is a backlash and it tends to make the inside people – if they've never experienced it -- more than a little "gunshy"

(another built-in implication of the Internet from what I can see: negative people dominate because just being vocally and immediately negative is a good way to make positive people shut right up, meaning that most of the communication starts negative and then goes more negative right from the starting gate on anything).

I'm hoping that the fact that I'm giving them a month's lead time to shape the marketing of the book in directions that they want will overcome that inherent negativity in the Internet context. I'm also hoping that non-ComicsPRO retailers won't automatically go negative on my proposals just because I offered them to ComicsPRO first.

Obviously there are no guarantees in either case.

So, this could be either the stupidest or best idea I ever had on how to bring Secret Project #2 to market. If the external and internal pressures are "getting to" the ComicsPRO retailers all I'm doing is offering myself as a combination scapegoat and substitute victim they can channel their infighting into. Which would maybe not be a bad thing for comics retailing in the long term: Dave Sim saved ComicsPRO from tearing itself apart by giving them something else to tear apart at a critical moment. It would be kind of an expensive contribution on my part and perhaps a needlessly wasted opportunity on their part, though.

On the other hand, if they're keeping their heads level even while they're starting to feel some heat and having their very existence called into question then I could very well be the greatest beneficiary of that. Future generations in the comic field could very well look back at Secret Project #2 as -- as Winston Churchill put it about the English people in the face of the Nazi threat in the gloomy years where nothing Great Britain did seemed to be going right – "That this was their Finest Hour!" It could be a watershed, a turning point, where retailers stopped being "published at" and became full partners in shaping the way books are released just by taking the bull by the horns and steering when they were given an opportunity.

We'll see.

Due to Dave Sim's recent computer difficulties, the December 25th blog&mail will be the last for the foreseeable future.

Announcements concerning Secret Project II and other events will be made as soon as possible.






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Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

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Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #464 (December 19th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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How do you make having to blow your nose every 30 seconds into an auspicious sign for your new title? Well, I'm not as sick as I was in January. That's one thing. It does have elements of that – weird sleeplessness that didn't actually feel like sleeplessness until I realized that I hadn't actually been fully unconscious for longer than ten minutes at a time in almost 36 hours. Since sleep is how I usually get rid of these viruses, that proved to be a killer. This time I am able to sleep for two hours at a time usually right around the time I'm supposed to be getting up. I wake up feeling a little rough, pull myself together and then gradually go downhill until I capitulate and fall over into bed for while. And, of course, as soon as I'm lying down I feel 100% better. So I get out of bed and then proceed to go downhill again.

How auspicious is that? Not very, you say? Okay, the last time I remember being this much of a Human Mucus Machine was November 1977 in Gananoque, Ontario at Gene Day's place, working on CEREBUS No. 1 (He was working on the "Days of Future Past" story that appeared in STAR REACH). Whatever it was we both got it bad and sat there back-to-back in his second floor studio in the big house on First Street, filling up an industrial sized waste drum with used Kleenex.

Actually we switched to toilet paper at one point to save money.

There. That's auspicious. Excuse me. I hab do blow my node dow.

Due to Dave Sim's recent computer difficulties, the December 25th blog&mail will be the last for the foreseeable future.

Announcements concerning Secret Project II and other events will be made as soon as possible.






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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

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P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #463 (December 18th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

_____________________________________________________

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I think I can safely say that this is one of the most ambitious launches of a single title in a long time. Very complicated with lots of different aspects and permutations to it. This has to go first, then this has to happen, and then I have to do this. As soon as I come to the end of the list of things to do, I think of five more things. Being at the end of the ComicsPRO pitch is a big one for me. First of all explaining what it is that I'm trying to do and then making a case for it.

As my Diamond Brand Manager Keith Davidsen said on the phone, "Wow, I've never heard of that." when I told him one of my promotion ideas. Yeah, no one has. This was part of Secret Project #2, the intellectual exercise. "Say what if you offered the retailers the chance to do this?" Does it work on paper? Yeah, on paper it looks great, picked to click. Will it work in practice? No idea. The retailers are all very, very, very busy boys and girls these days (just ask any of them) and basically I'm trying to get them to add my black-and-white bi-monthly comic book to the gargantuan load of work that they already have to do. I completely re-did the ComicsPRO proposal from the ground up because I got it done and I went, "Right, like Brian Hibbs says it isn't focused enough. Don't examine all the ins and outs of it, just lay it out point by point." Here's what I'm going to do. It runs about 13 pages and I'm thinking, that's probably still too long. They don't have time to read 13 pages of anything. They have Diamond orders and reorders to turn in. Well, Sandeep's coming over tonight at 7 pm to download it and e-mail it to Joe Field at Flying Colors shortly thereafter after imbedding all the images that need to be imbedded. Ralph DiBernardo is looking at it right now.

(he's agreed to order at least 250 copies sight unseen and has allowed me to use his name and face – actually a really good Bruce Timm style caricature of him done by Matt Talbot -- in the PREVIEWS AD, saying that back in 1984 he ordered 150 copies of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES No.1 and in February of 2008 he's going to be ordering 250 copies of Secret Project #2. In his most recent fax he said that he would order even more if I'm going to be at the New York Comic Convention in April and I'm willing to sign at his booth. If anyone deserves a first look at the ComicsPRO proposal, it's Ralph).

These Blog & Mail entries would be a lot longer if I didn't have to stop and blow my nose every 30 seconds.

Dave Sim sincerely apologizes for the brevity of these Blogs & Mails and hopes to be back to his usual minimum-two-pages of blithering self by mid-February at the latest once the actual launch of Secret Project #2 has taken place


WATCH THIS SPACE FOR THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE TITLE AND SUBJECT OF SECRET PROJECT #2

BOXING DAY 2007

(ER – THAT'S DECEMBER 26 FOR ALL YOU NICE NON-CANADIANS OUT THERE)






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If you wish to contact Dave Sim, you can mail a letter (he does NOT receive emails) to:

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P.O. Box 1674
Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #462 (December 17th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

_____________________________________________________

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Picking up where I left off on Saturday: I have very high hopes for ComicsPRO particularly in light of the coverage of their early formation and first major meeting. Joe Field was one of the big motivating forces behind the organization and he tends to get things done (he's also the one who came up with Free Comic Book Day). They charge dues of roughly $300 a year which makes sense as a way of separating those who are serious about ComicsPRO from those who aren't. It also creates a kind of pressure in the other direction of "What am I getting for my $300?" which in turn puts a lot of pressure on me as being (possibly) one of those things that they are paying for. You get in on the ground floor of Secret Project #2.

As soon as Secret Project #2 went from an intellectual exercise to a scheduled event, everything in my life changed. I had been writing and drawing the book (I have thirteen pages done on the second issue) and instantly I had to switch to promotion mode. It is a fact in the comic-book field that you really have only your one chance to get your sales up and that's on your first issue so that's where I will be spending virtually all of my time between now and February 18, the order time period: trying as much as possible to make sure that everyone has heard of the book and/or seen the covers of the two different editions of #1 (the Comics Edition and the Real World Edition – retailers will be able to order as many copies of each as they wish).

That reminds me of a fax I have to send to Ralph DiBernardo of JetPack Comics telling him that I will be offering both versions of the first issue on a "buy 2 get 1 free" basis. Excuse me.

Okay. I'm back. While I was there, I remembered to mention that I would be over-printing on the first issue by 50% whatever orders I get so that the books will be there and available for reorder. Diamond's pick-up location at Quebecor is just a short drive from Lebonfon. And then I remembered my commitment to do subsequent printings of each issue of Secret Project #2 as long as there's demand for them. All of these ideas have come from conversations with retailers about what makes life easier for them and what makes them decide to order more copies of a book. Unlike CEREBUS I have absolutely no idea how long it will take me to finish this project so I can't give anyone even a tentative idea of when a trade paperback would be coming out. At 6 issues a year, even if the project is HIGH SOCIETY sized, the earliest (EARLIEST!) it could be collected is 2012.

Dave Sim sincerely apologizes for the brevity of these Blogs & Mails and hopes to be back to his usual minimum-two-pages of blithering self by mid-February at the latest once the actual launch of Secret Project #2 has taken place


WATCH THIS SPACE FOR THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE TITLE AND SUBJECT OF SECRET PROJECT #2

BOXING DAY 2007

(ER – THAT'S DECEMBER 26 FOR ALL YOU NICE NON-CANADIANS OUT THERE)






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P.O. Box 1674
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Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

Win-Mill Productions

Or, you can check out Mars Import:

Mars Import

Or ask your local retailer to order them for you through Diamond Comics distributors.

Dave Sim's blogandmail #461 (December 16th, 2007)



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Trying to come up with a nice short Sunday Edition, I thought I'd mention the only time I've faxed anyone on a Sunday in recent memory.

Hey Chet!

I'm doing my commentaries on Luke 14.

Can you check your translation of [Greek term] in 14:18 and 14:19? Mine has it as "begged off" in 14:18 and as "having been begged off' in 14:19 even though the spelling is the same as far as I can see.


Chet faxed back:

Hey Dave,

I checked my concordance and my interlinear New Testament. My concordance is based on the King James Bible – I checked my copy of the KJV to find out what I should be looking up:


Began to make excuse. The first said unto him, I have bought a piece of ground, and I must needs go and see it: I pray thee have me excused.

19 And another said, I have bought five yoke of oxen, and I go to prove them: I pray thee have me excused.

Not "begged off", but "excuse" and "excused" So I looked those up:

[copies of listings for the term for "excuse" and "excused" 3868] from 3844 and the mid.. voice of 154; to beg off, i.e. deprecate, decline, shun: -- avoid, (make) excuse, intreat, refuse, reject.

Here are 3844 and 154:

[all listings for the use of the two terms]

I also looked up "beg" and "begged", but I couldn't find 3868 there.

Last but not least here are verses 14:18 and 14:19 of Luke from my interlinear:


And they began with one (mind) to beg off all. The first said to him, A field I have bought, and I have need to go out and see it: I ask you, have me excused.

And another said, yoke of oxen I bought five, and I am going to try out them: I ask you, have me excused.

I hope that's legible on this fax. In case it's not, it reads [Greek Term] for (what in the King James Version is) "excuse" and [different Greek Term] for "excused".

If you have any follow up questions, don't hesitate to ask.


So I faxed back:

Hey Chet!

Thanks. That was interesting. I think I see one of the problems between the Interlinear version that I have and the Concordance that you're using. As you say, it's based on the King James Version, so basically what it's doing is telling you what the translators of the King James Bible decided a specific Greek word meant in context. You'll notice that your interlinear does the same thing. On line one of verse 18, it has the Greek word as "beg off" ("And they began with one to beg off")

[Let me interrupt myself here to point out that parenthetical insertions in translations really irritate me. In Chet's interlinear translation, the translators have inserted "mind" parenthetically: And they began with one (mind) to beg off. I think that's intellectually dishonest. If it isn't there, keep it to yourself. I'll make up my own [fill in the blank] as to what it says or doesn't say based on the context of the verse and the chapter. That's why I would always quote it as "And they began with one to beg off" as I've done here.]

-- which would seem to make sense because that's the first definition in the Greek dictionary: which is the basis that my interlinear seems to go on. This is what it means in Greek. This term in Greek means "to beg off" so what it would say, directly translated into English is "be having me begged off." It's a little awkward, but it's accurate. Now, in my interlinear when they translate that into English in the margin, they "pretty it up" and leave out ideas and concepts and change things – there it says, "Please have me excused" but in the body of the Interlinear translation, it hews to a more exact meaning.

That's why I find it troubling that in your Interlinear, on line one of verse 18, it has the word as meaning `beg off' but on line three of verse 18 it has the word as "excused" and again on line 2 of verse 19. Which makes sense in a different way: for English Christian gentlemen in 1610-11 to say, "Hmmm. `Begged off'. That doesn't sound like Jesus to me. What else have you got?" See, to me what they've done is to `pretty it up' because it's Jesus telling the story and they see the Son of God as being inherently polite. "have me excused". That sounds like the way the Son of God would put it. Yes. Put down `have me excused." Whereas I think the opposite is the case. I think while the meal was being prepared YHWH and the Synoptic Jesus were both listening to the Pharisees talking among themselves about their primary interests. "Yes, this afternoon, I'm going over to see that new field I bought." "Really? I'm thinking of buying five yoke of oxen and I'm going to look at those. Give them a good workout and see if they're worth the asking price." Complete materialists.

The parable he's telling them is about "supper great" – the "big supper in the sky" – and he has the invitees saying, "Oh, I bought a field that I'm going out to take a look at so put me down as `begged off'." Which is a very different sense from "have me excused" particularly when the YHWH through the Synoptic Jesus is compelling the inference that the would-be host is God and that the Synoptic Jesus is the slave who has been sent to tell all the invitees that everything is ready, come on up. The would-be host is actually YHWH so they're just as well off passing on the offer as far as I can see, but I'll bet it gave them a few bad nights wondering if this Synoptic Jesus fellow really was sent by God to invite them to the "supper great" in the sky and, because they chose their base materialism over that, God is now severely P.O.'ed at them.

You'll notice that most of the Greek definitions are pejorative in tone: "deprecate, decline, shun: avoid, refuse, reject." Even the closest definition to the KJV – (make) excuse" – conveys a very different sense from "asking to be excused". If make an excuse not to come to your dinner, that's very different from asking to be excused from your dinner.

When I eventually get back to doing my finished commentaries on Mark – which I'm hoping Secret Project #2, once it's up and running will allow me to do while staying current with all my payments to Gerhard and keeping all the trades in print – this exchange will form a core part of the introduction.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #460 (December 15th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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The World's Shortest Blog & Mail Entries

EVER as Secret Project #2 Comes to the Direct

Market



Okay, these are apt to be some of the shortest Blog & Mail entries in history. It's December 10 where I am and Secret Project #2 has been a "Go" for roughly two weeks now. Yes, it was a great surprise to me, too (or I wouldn't have started answering Asa's Fifteen Impossible Things letter knowing there was likely to be a two month gap before I could get back to it). But suddenly, there I was with the Real World Preview Edition and Comics World Preview Editions on disc and in a FedEx envelope, standing at the FedEx drop box at the corner of King and Benton watching myself push it into the slot.

My favourite joke around here is that writing and drawing a new bi-monthly title doesn't bother me, but promotion makes me sick. Literally. I thought I had another case of whatever it was that I had in January. Fortunately it pretty quickly subsided into garden variety flu. But it has been inopportune. I am faced with having a hundred different things to do to promote the first issue release in April OR lie down and get well. Trying to balance the two, so far I'm sort of sick and sort of getting everything done that needs to get done.

Just interrupted by an emergency phone call from Lebonfon regarding the Real World Preview Edition. Send a fax telling Patrick to e-mail Sandeep. Still trying to get a fax to go through to Recker Distribution to answer a completely pointless question of Julie's from Friday. Her phone message said specifically "give me a phone call" and since then the fax machine hasn't worked. Or has been busy.

Sorry folks, the phone calls have been the first thing that had to go (as you will find out if you phone the office and listen to the message). As soon as I came down to crunch time, the phone started ringing on a regular basis, 9 times out of 10 a pointless interruption that I can't afford right now.

Okay, another fax coming in. Lebonfon. What is Sandeep's e-mail address? Unbelievable. He's been sending them computer files for a year now and they still need his e-mail address. This is the sort of thing the last two weeks have been made up of. First issue memories are made of this.

This is my last day working on the ComicsPRO pitch for the new title. For those of you tuning in late, ComicsPRO is a recently formed organization of comics retailers who are trying to improve things on the retail end of comics. I admire their tenacity and their cohesion and early made the suggestion that they might make Secret Project #2 a pilot project for them as an organization. Basically I am pitching them on the project first. Ultimately, I'll be making all the same information available here on the Blog & Mail during the retailers' ordering time period (end of January to mid-February) so that all retailers will be able to access it.

Monday: ComicsPRO and what I hope happens

Dave Sim sincerely apologizes for the brevity of these Blogs & Mails and hopes to be back to his usual minimum-two-pages of blithering self by mid-February at the latest once the actual launch of Secret Project #2 has taken place


WATCH THIS SPACE FOR THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE TITLE AND SUBJECT OF SECRET PROJECT #2

BOXING DAY 2007

(ER – THAT'S DECEMBER 26 FOR ALL YOU NICE NON-CANADIANS OUT THERE)






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Dave Sim's blogandmail #459 (December 14th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Earlier in her article, Karen Selick notes:


"Firms should be able to question applicants about their intended lifestyles and their ability to withstand the rigours of Bay Street. Do you expect to have children? Who will be looking after them while you're trapped downtown at midnight? Can your health stand the stress without giving you a heart attack or cancer?...


"…Unfortunately questions like these are forbidden, both under the rules of professional conduct and the human rights codes. So the mismatches, the personal discomfort and the waste of money continue."



I'm glad Karen Selick brought that up because it raises what is, for me, a key component of the Marxist-feminist delusion which is the extension of "human rights" to include complete misrepresentation of intent. Women applying for a government job have the "human right" not to have the question of a potential pregnancy and the impact on their job performance by child care raised in their job interview. To do so, according to the Marxist-feminist delusion, violates a woman's "right to privacy".


But they also deem themselves to have the right to apply for a job under false pretences, to apply for a job that they know is going to require them to work 60 to 70 hours a week knowing that they plan to get pregnant in the next couple of weeks and that they will then be entitled to a full year's maternity leave while someone else has to be hired and trained to do that same job which job the substitute person can't actually have (except temporarily). The job is deemed to be the inviolate possession of the person who did it for two weeks and got pregnant and a temporary position for the person who filled it for a year.


Common sense, as a result, would dictate that you hire people who can't get pregnant, that is, men (or women who are past child-bearing age). They can still be unreliable but they aren't going to cost the taxpayer for two training periods and two full-time salaries for a year for one job. But, of course, because we inhabit the Marxist-feminist delusion, just pointing that out is deemed to be misogynistic and sexist when all it really is is simple math and common sense.


The Marxist-feminist delusion option costs roughly twice as much as the common sense second option. The Marxist-feminist delusion option only make sense if you start with the Marxist-feminist delusion "given" that the "necessity" to have half of all jobs filled by women supersedes any other consideration including basic economics and common sense. Paying two people to do one job is viewed as a practical necessity or converting a huge amount of square footage at a place of business into a daycare center and hiring childcare professionals (Asa's "good teachers taking care of them rather than bored, brutish employees") is viewed as a practical necessity or, as Impossible Thing #2 holds, investing tens of thousands of dollars in government funded daycare to create a "fundamental human right" daycare space for the child of a mother who is paying a small fraction of that amount in taxes is deemed to be a practical necessity and not a recipe for budgetary and fiscal disaster.


This delusion is deeply rooted in our society. Chief Justice Beverly McLachlin's original paper presented to the Canadian Bar Association states overtly that law firms still retain


An Edwardian male-dominated model, where the professional was expected to work long hours and give 100% devotion to his career.


As Karen Selick points out


My own assessment of life in a Bay Street firm is very similar to Madame Justice McLachlin's – which is why I have never worked for one. However, unlike the Chief Justice, I'm content to let them toil on in their self-imposed wretchedness, rather than trying to overhaul them so they'll be more to my taste [Karen Selick works for a small Belleville, Ontario law firm]


Selick's position moves in the direction of common sense, but it is still founded on the deeply rooted delusion in our society, originating in Marxist-feminism that there is something fundamentally wrong with working long hours and giving 100% devotion to your career, that what is needed is an overhaul of society so that most if not all of its employment functions on the basis of intentional and structurally implied half-assed effort.


It holds that we need to all be structuring our lives and aspiring to the delusional Marxist-feminist "having it all" – satisfying and fulfilling marriages, satisfying and fulfilling family lives, satisfying and fulfilling jobs, satisfied and fulfilled kids. Selick takes it as a given that the top lawyer in Ontario (whoever that might be and whatever Bay Street firm might employ him) lives in "self-imposed wretchedness". I'm no big fan of the legal profession but I do think the advancement of civilization depends in large part on those individuals who have 100% devotion to their careers. If I went to a heart surgeon I would prefer him to be a 100% devoted heart surgeon and not a part-time or hobbyist heart surgeon.


Of course I infer "100% job performance" quite differently from the Chief Justice and Karen Selick in that I assume that those individuals have some sort of life, probably a marriage and probably parenthood outside of their legal careers. But I also infer that they are more likely to be making case law that will shape the future of our civilization than Karen Selick who has escaped what she deems to be "self-imposed wretchedness" by making her legal career into something between a hobby and a facet of her personality. 25% for her marriage, 25% for her family, 25% for her job, 25% for her kids. To me – and I am, so far as I know, the only individual who has actually moved his thinking far enough outside of the delusional Marxist-feminist construct to see the obvious truth – giving a fraction of your time and attention to that wide a variety of lifestyle choices looks like an across-the-board recipe for intentional mediocrity. Mediocre marriage, mediocre family life, mediocre job performance, mediocre parenting. It seems obvious to me that if the lawyer is giving 100% at his job and what time he can to his marriage and his family and his parenting and his wife and the mother of his children is giving 100% devotion to their marriage, their family and their kids, and what she can to whatever outside job she might hold on a piece-work or freelance basis then everyone is getting much closer to 100% performance. Even if he capitulates to Marxist-feminism and cuts back his time and attention to his profession to 25% and 25% for the kids and his wife ignores the kids and their home 75% of the time by going out and getting a full-time job, you're still getting literally – 50% -- half-assed child rearing.


Back when the father working and mother rearing the children and making the home was the universal norm (or very close to it), children's literacy levels were much higher, there was virtually no child therapy or child psychology to speak of, psychoactive prescription medicines for children were unheard of, marriages didn't usually end in divorce, we didn't even have a term for "child poverty".


I agree with you Asa insofar as I don't think daycare is the issue.


I think the issue is one of where we need, as men and women, to devote the vast majority of their time and energy in order to produce the most smoothly functioning society that provides the greatest good for the greatest number. I don't think where we are or where we've been going since Marxist-feminism hit in 1970 provides that. In fact, I think the evidence points in an entirely different direction, which if we are just courageous enough to face it head-on and choose wisely will make all of the needless complications of daycare and all the other peculiar ramifications of the Marxist-feminist delusion a bad thirty-seven year long dream.


Okay, that's two Impossible Things down, Twelve to go.





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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #458 (December 13th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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It's a little bit tangential to Impossible Thing #2 – the exorbitant cost of government-funded daycare relative to what women taxpayers contribute to it – but on a much smaller scale, it presents the same irresolvable problem which Marxist-feminists think they have solved by making it everyone else's problem besides their own. The dust-up started when the Chief Justice of the Canadian Supreme Court presented a paper to the Canadian Bar Association suggesting that large private law firms had to change in order to keep women lawyers.


It's the same argument. Just as for Marxist-feminists there isn't an irresolvable conflict between paying a relative pittance in taxes while expecting the government to expend enormous sums rearing your children for you, for a certain species of Marxist-feminist lawyers (in whose number I most decidedly include Chief Justice Beverly McLachlin) the same concept applies: the only impediment to women simultaneously doing the same great job of rearing children that full-time mothers do while also doing a bang-up job at the highest levels at a prestigious law firm with all the career advancement that entails is the unwillingness of prestigious law firms to, you know, make it happen, dude! What's the hold up? But, let Madame Justice speak for herself:


A recent study has estimated the average cost to a law firm of an associate's departure at $315,000 based on investment costs (such as recruitment and training), and separation costs".


Well, as the teaser said yesterday, Karen Selick studied economics before she studied law and smelled a Marxist-feminist rat. So she checked the report mentioned in the footnote, called Beyond a Reasonable Doubt: Building the Business Case for Flexibility (remember what I said about the length of a title and what it will end up saying about Marxist-feminism that it really didn't intend to?) available online from Catalyst, a non-profit group that describes itself as "the leading research and advisory organization working to advance women in business".


The $315,000 figure, it turns out, includes (among other things) all the salaries paid to associates when they were summer students and articling students. But five pages after it first presents this startling figure, the report confesses "These costs do not capture the revenues associates generate while they are employed by their firms."


In other words, the $315,000 figure is only one side of the coin. Firms pay out that much, on average, over the entire course of each departing associate's tenure. But they also earn income by billing clients for the work the associate performed.


How much income? The report doesn't say. It does say, however, that firms break even on an associate provided that he or she stays at least 1.8 years. After that point, they actually make a profit, not a loss, on associates – even those who eventually leave.



You see what I mean? It doesn't matter what the context is, if it's Marxist-feminism they are going to have to outright lie to you in order to support their contentions and they have no qualms about doing so. And in each case, their motivation is to find some way to make you (or anyone besides themselves) pay for their lifestyle. As Karen Selick goes on to say


If firms had to establish in-house daycare centres, or pay rent on unused office space while associates take sabbaticals or work part-time, the cost of keeping an associate could easily outweigh the cost of losing one.


And that's true across the board. There is no way to make hiring a mother-and-baby combo as cost effective as hiring either a man or a woman who doesn't have a baby.


Karen Selick continues:


What's perturbing is that the Catalyst study not only bamboozled Canada's Chief Justice with its alarming number, but it also apparently took in the crème de la crème among Canadian legal minds. Ten of Canada's leading law firms sponsored this research, but nobody spoke up when Judge McLachlin unwittingly misrepresented it.


Well, where angels fear to tread: the reason ten of Canada's leading law firms sponsored the research was because they would be accused of being misogynists if they didn't. The reason they bamboozled the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is because Beverly McLachlin is a Marxist-feminist and will, consequently, believe anything that will make the conundrum of how to give 100% to child rearing and 100% to career advancement and make it anyone else's problem besides the one trying to do it: in this case Canada's largest law firms. If you lose a Marxist-feminist lady lawyer because she had a baby, it will cost your law firm $315,000, ergo, if you spend half of that on in-house day care, you're still coming out ahead by $157,500.


Nobody spoke up, because if any man did so, pointing out that the numbers were fudged so that there actually is no loss to the law firm if they lose an associate after 1.8 years (Selick found a 1991 study that showed that female lawyers who had quit worked a median of 3.2 years), that man would be denounced as a lying patriarchal misogynist.


All the law firms could do, knowing how the Marxist-feminist game works, was to count the money they invested in the study as what it was: a protection racket. You pay us Marxist-feminists umpty-ump thousands of dollars and we won't denounce you as misogynist swine. They learned it from Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition protection racket: cough up money for us or we'll picket you as racists.


The only reason Karen Selick could call them on their transparent attempt at high-level fraud was because they couldn't call her a misogynist. And, of course, she just reads this as men lawyers being too dumb to see through a transparently fraudulent misrepresentation. The only reason I can mention it (the only reason I'm the only person who CAN mention it) is because the Marxist-feminists have no way to threaten me with their protection racket.


Tomorrow: Actually it's even worse than a protection racket, the closer you look at it. So that's what we're going to do. See you then.





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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #457 (December 12th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Debating daycare with Asa Maria Larsson, Feminist and CEREBUS Fan. I clipped the following article from the National Post a while back.


"Baby Pays If Leave Too Brief: Study" Sorry, I haven't got a date on this one.


Dr. Rebecca Sherlock (I couldn't make that up) a neonatology specialist at the BC Children's and Women's Health Centre at the University of British Columbia found in her study recently published in Early Human Development:


The less time a new mother stays off the job, the more likely her child's motor and social development will be impaired…The analysis of federal survey data underlines the importance of government-funded maternity leaves but does not mean mothers should avoid work outside the home.


Sorry to interrupt. It doesn't, actually, "underline the importance of government-funded maternity leaves", what it indicates is the impossibility of government-funded maternity leaves: there just isn't enough money – even in oil-rich and overtaxed Alberta and Sad Sack overtaxed Ontario -- to pay for the length of maternity leave indicated as being necessary by the study. When you live in a Marxist country like Canada, Asa, you learn to read these things pretty closely because even the most conservative reporters – having long ago capitulated to Marxist-feminism – learn to skew their articles in Impossible Thing directions. Here let me show you what I mean:


"The results could be used from a public health or policy perspective to say, `We need to fund women to stay at home longer with their kids,'" [Dr. Rebecca Sherlock] said. "I hope that what wouldn't be drawn from my conclusions is that all women should just drop their jobs and stay home…When I found what I found, I thought, `Oh, God, I hope this isn't used by some ultra-conservative politician."


See what I mean about how I couldn't make any of this up? Her concern isn't for the health of the babies and the delusional Marxist-feminist belief construct jeopardizing the health of those babies, what she's concerned about is that an ultra-conservative politician might take note of her findings and (as us heartless ultra-conservatives are wont to do) use it to set policy based on factual data rather than Marxist-feminist delusions: to institute pediatric policy based on the health of babies rather than the delusional wishful thinking of their Marxist-feminist mothers. I know, we're absolute fiends that way.


Wait a minute it gets better:


The less time the mother spent off work, the more likely the child would have a developmental impairment – meaning their motor or social skills were clearly below where they should be at that age. The chance of impairment dropped by 3% with each extra month of leave. There was no link to development impairments for mothers who took at least 24 months off, the study found.


I could have told them that. As it says in the Koran a child is not weaned until he (or she) is two years old. God invented babies, so He should know, right? So the facts are there: early childhood development is not a "baby dumping" thing. It requires the full-time attentions of the mother for two years. Pretty straightforward, right? Not in Marxist Canada it isn't:


Dr. Sherlock had just had two children or her own, took relatively little time off work afterward and expected research to confirm that the length of maternity leave has no bearing on childhood development.


She said she was so surprised by the findings that she rechecked the statistical analysis several times to be sure the results were sound.


The study's conclusions would seem to fit, however, with most of what is known about the importance of early childhood development, and the role of parents in stimulating and nurturing children, said Dr. Fraser Mustard (no, I didn't make that one up, either) one of Canada's leading experts in the field. In fact, as a consultant to the South Australia state government, he is urging the jurisdiction to provide paid parental leave of 18 months – six months longer than in Canada – and allow one parent to take a day off a week until their child reaches age three.



See, there's Marxist-feminist logic and reason at its finest. If the statistics show that the only healthy way for a baby to grow up is to have full-time attention for two years, well, right away you know that what you need to do is change the rules so mothers can have a year and a half off (up from whatever it is now). I left my pocket calculator in my other pants, but just doing a little ciphering in my head, I think you still come up six months short. A full year short in Canada. I mean, even leaving aside what it's going to cost the Australian and Canadian tax payers to pay a mother's salary for a year and a half and a year respectively for no actual work., I think we are definitely in Houston? We have a problem territory here. Dr. Sherlock shouldn't have worried that my gender would dare to puncture her delusions, though, even with the health of babies at stake:


"Parents are the best input," said Dr. Mustard, founder of the Council for Early Childhood Development. "If you understand the biology of brain development, yes, parental leave makes sense."


"No," replied Dave Sim of the Anti-Baby Dumping Coalition. "What it means is that full-time parenting for two years makes sense. Or parental leave for two years if you want to stick the taxpayers with the bill. Anything less than two years and what you are doing is ignoring the facts because they are at odds with your delusional `thinking'" The next part I could have called an audible on the field:


[Dr. Mustard] said it is still important, though, that women have the opportunity to pursue careers if they want, both for their sakes and that of society.


And if the motor and social skills of children have to suffer AND if the taxpayers have to fork over eighteen months worth of an already inflated government salary for no work in order to minimize but not alleviate that condition, well, as your team will hasten to assure us that's a small price to be paid for baby-dumping mothers to maintain their high self-esteem.


Dr. Sherlock said she believes it is important that women have a choice to work or not, freedom that will affect their happiness in the family environment.


Happier mother, unhealthier baby. Make sense to me.


She laments, though, that she could afford only THREE (emphasis mine) months of maternity leave with her first child, while training as a paediatrician, and two months with her second while undergoing sub-specialty training in neonatology.


"In pediatrics…we're here to help families and children, and yet I took three months off for my own," she said. "It's a bit ironic."



It's certainly a bit something, Dr. Sherlock. "Ironic" isn't the word that I'm looking for, I don't think. But it's certainly a bit something.


Tomorrow: Karen Selick (who studied economics before she studied law, and commends it to her legal colleagues)





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Dave Sim's blogandmail #456 (December 11th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Okay, moving on to Impossible Thing #2. Here's Asa's take on that one:


#2 It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother – who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes – can be a contributing member of society.


"This is, of course, assuming that the only contribution the woman makes is her taxes…not that the job itself is of any benefit for society at all.


"As for the rest, see above. Childcare is for the children's development as much as, or more, than the parents'. A 30-year long study in Sweden showed that children who had daycare grew up to be more socially adept, more optimistic, and had a more positive view of themselves and their abilities. Especially those that started by the age of one – or earlier! The adults that were the most negative and unsure were those that were kept home with their mother until they started school."



Okay, again you're lumping a lot of unrelated things in together here – not the least of which is implying that daycare is for parents' development (a bizarre assertion) -- so let's see if I can't gently pull them apart, identify them individually and then, again, return to the actual subject.


Last thing first: "the adults that were the most negative and unsure were those that were kept home with their mother until they started school." Well, yes. I assume that what they are negative and unsure about is the wholesale capitulation to Marxist baby gulags as The Grand Way Forward For The People's Greater Personhood Revolution. If you weren't dumped as a baby and foisted off on relative strangers as a way of life growing up, you're apt to think that there's more to family life than baby dumping and foisting children off on relative strangers. Or, at least, that there should be. I mean, I understand that Marxist-feminism is based almost entirely on forward momentum. You people are emotional sharks, you always have to be moving forward and you always have to be positive about anything that women want to do no matter whether it's a good idea or not. Us "negative and unsure" types are just a little old-fashioned about thinking that it's better to do what works the best rather than changing it to suit the whims of baby-dumpers.


Yes, certainly pretty much any job benefits society.


The problem I had in originally framing the Impossible Things is that women don't like "sweeping generalizations" so I tried to phrase each of the Impossible Things in terms of a specific iconic individual because it's the only chance I was going to have for any women to even read what I had to say (at whatever distant point in the future that might occur). The point that I'm making is that where you attempt to institutionalize government-run, government-financed daycare you are immediately going to begin running a huge deficit. The least efficient way to do anything is to have government do it because the people in charge of the money have no vested interest in spending it wisely or efficiently. It isn't their money. Which is why the conservative view holds that government should only do those things that make sense to deal with collectively (i.e. you need a proportion of an entire country's wealth in order to have a viable military. All fifty states financing fifty different militaries isn't practical. In Quebec (which is the furthest along of any Marxist-feminist society that I know of in complete capitulation to no-holds-barred socialism in the daycare end of things) what they have is described as "subsidized" daycare where parents pay something like $3 a day (it might have been raised to $5) to have government daycares take care of their kids and the government picks up the rest of the tab. Oddly enough, we only have vague numbers on how much that turns out to be, both on a per space and in an overall budgetary sense, I suspect, for much the same reason that we don't know what socialized medicine actually costs: the numbers need to be dramatically fudged just to keep them at "high-end astronomical" and not "off even the theoretical radar screen".


At the time of the last Quebec nation-within-a-nation (they don't like to be called a province so we're appeasing them with nation-within-a-nation, now: so far so good) election, Prime Minister Stephen Harper basically paid Quebec a multi-billion dollar bribe – excuse me, equalisation payment is the Marxist-feminist euphemism ($15B?) -- that was ostensibly to improve health care in the province and which was basically put toward the nationalized daycare money pit/black hole by Jean Charest's government instead. It disappeared without a trace and will need to be reinforced by comparable amounts pretty much yearly if not every six months from now until the end of time. Basically, Alberta and Ontario are being drastically overtaxed in order to pay for Quebec's extreme socialism and bribe them into not separating.


It's a funny country that way, Asa.


But the point is that government-financed daycare is fiscally irresponsible because it is so dramatically disproportionate in terms of the trickle of dollars coming in the one end and the monstrous amount of money needed to supplement the trickle to even make a pretence at viability. I realize that women are tactical in nature so all they can see is the direct cause and effect: that someone needs to take care of their kids while they go out and work and it doesn't matter to them how much it costs to do that. Fifty thousand for a daycare space when she pays $1,000 a year in taxes? Fine, whatever. She has other things on her mind. But, like all forms of Marxism it isn't sustainable in the same way that Canada's sole-source government financed socialized medicine isn't sustainable.


I'm sure that the 30-year long study in Sweden showed that children who had daycare grew up to be more socially adept, more optimistic and had a more positive view of themselves and their abilities. They were raised by Marxist-feminists and that's really all Marxist-feminists believe in teaching: inflated self-importance. As a university educator I read recently was quoted as saying, all of his students had very high self-esteem and a good self image. They presented well, they played well with others and they all had good "people skills".


What they couldn't do was read or write.


They had no idea what a sentence was or a noun or a verb and they couldn't spell to save their lives (a handwritten sign in Sobey's this morning told me that the dinner rolls I was buying were "whole weat"). As he rather archly pointed out, he'd really prefer if they had a slightly lower (and consequently more accurate) self image and at least be able to write or read something.


As for the high self-esteem of all those newborn "baby dumping" – excuse me, "early childhood learning" – babies. Well, I've got a study of my own here, Asa. Oddly enough.


Tomorrow: Dr. Rebecca Sherlock, neonatology specialist at the British Columbia Children's and Women's Health Centre. Yes, a woman, so she has to be right, right?





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Continuing my refutation of Asa Maria Larsson's attempt to refute the first of the Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast.


I don't think that actual wives and actual mothers (who look at your program without Marxist blinders on and see it for the, please forgive my frankness, transparently false, impractical, heartless and wilfully ignorant way to rear children that it self-evidently is) qualify as "women who base their entire identity on being irreplaceable". Personally, I take the side of mothers who see themselves as mothers first and foremost and whose idea of "replaceable" or "irreplaceable" (as you've raised the issue here) centers on…well, death…as the only context in which the former situation would be deemed to be operative.


That is, for actual wives and actual mothers, the fact of their maternity overrides all other concerns. "In what context could I envision my being replaced as the mother of my children?" Death is the only one they could think of. That is, "if I die, someone will have to take over my 24/7 supervisory capacity over my children's welfare" rather than the Marxist-feminist view of "Really, it doesn't matter who fills in for me, for how long or in what context. I'll hand off my kids to anyone in The Village and walk away without giving my kids a second thought. There's nothing special about me. Anyone on my Approved Villager list will be the same for my kids".


ACTUAL mothers have a much higher (and, I dare say, more sensible and fact-based) regard for motherhood than that.


I assume by your saying that children want "happy, contented parents" that what you are indirectly referring to is Marxist-feminist emotional blackmail which is the natural result of maternity that begins with baby-dumping and takes the rearing of offspring by others as a given. That is, if your children make the mistake of disagreeing with your Marxist-feminist ideology, your core belief that a fly-by-night mother who doesn't really care who she foists her kids off on (within certain "Villager" limits) is just as good as a full-time mother, then you will be (most emphatically and demonstrably if my own mother was anything to go by) "not happy and not content" and your children will be held accountable by you and, as a result, will have to suffer the consequences implicit in their being the root cause of your "not happiness" and "not contentment".


Is it possible to have them discuss this with your husband (assuming you still have a husband)? They might lack the sophistication to understand the depth of the implied Marxist feminist threat (being, you know, just youngsters) and, through long experience, I'm sure he'll be able to counsel them in the direction of outright capitulation to you in all particulars as the only viable option.


"Take a look at `home-schooled' children, then look me in the eye and say that all children should stay home with their mothers."


Well, it's certainly a nice try. Changing the subject from full-time supervisory mothers to home schooling, I mean. I don't think we're quite there YET, Asa, but as much as I think there is a lot wanting in home schooling I think inside of this decade it is going to be preferable to the Marxist-feminist brainwashing that your team has replaced our education system with.


You know Marxist feminism didn't start this way. The early suffragettes for the most part didn't share the modern view that being a homemaker was irrelevant or a series of tasks that could be delegated to strangers and near strangers with no appreciable negative effect. The National Post printed two lengthy excerpts from THE PERSONS CASE: THE ORIGINS AND LEGACY OF THE FIGHT FOR LEGAL PERSONHOOD by Robert J. Sharpe and Patricia I. McMahon (University of Toronto Press 2007) about the (ultimately successful) campaign by five women to have women qualify for appointment to the Senate here in Canada (yes, I do read such articles: the longer the title usually the more likely it is going to reveal something about Marxist-feminism that it didn't intend to)


They advocated the legal equality of men and women but they did not seek to obliterate gender roles. The female role was defined by motherhood, childrearing, and ensuring a happy home life…In 1915, when Nellie McClung wrote to advance the cause of suffrage, she did so from the perspective of a maternal feminist explaining "every normal woman desires children." Similarly Henrietta Edwards described motherhood as "God's greatest gift" and saw a mother as "a co-worker with God in a way no man can ever be." Irene Parlby, too, believed that women had a political role to play in securing better conditions for children, better education, and better public health, but that when a woman was deciding whether to "desert her home for politics…one's children should always come first." Parlby also believed that "only a limited number of women have qualities which will prove useful" in politics. Most women, she declared, could and should limit themselves to their domestic duties.


Well, we can see how that turned out. I think it is only sensible to recognize that feminism – a woman competing on equal footing with a man without Marxist-feminist skewing of standards and de-levelling of the playing field and therefore being more necessary to the workforce in a man's job than in being a wife and mother -- is an exceptional circumstance. No woman under any circumstances should be ruled ineligible for any job simply because of her gender so long as she is able to fulfill the tasks involved (that is, standards should not be eroded in order to achieve gender parity). That's only common sense. As a society, we don't want to take the chance of missing out on a Mme. Marie Curie because we have carved in stone that ONLY men can be nuclear scientists. That, too, is only common sense and a hard lesson hard won but now accepted as a universal truth. Even by me. You'll get no argument out of me on that score, you never did and you never will. Everyone should be allowed to compete for any job they are qualified for and the job should go to the best candidate.


But saying that we should guard zealously against any chance of the next Mme. Curie not being given her due is a very different thing from saying that half of all nuclear scientists should be women. That's ludicrous and demonstrably untrue: and -- just looking statistically at the high end of the maths and sciences where women are completely absent even though, thanks to Marxist-feminist "affirmative" action, they far outnumber men in first year university -- is as far from common sense as you can get (but is, in fact, the core reason that Lawrence Summers was hounded from his office as president of Harvard by the Marxist-feminist mob – and all he did was to allude to the self-evident and inescapable fact) .


Make no mistake about it, it is possible to effect such a wholesale inversion and it is a protected free will choice. I will defend to the death the right of all women, everywhere, to abandon their homes (er "homes") and go out and numerically dominate every field, discipline, profession, human enterprise and institution in the world. I will defend to the death their right to eradicate cooking and all domestic enterprises as having anything to do with women and to institute whatever Stalinist subterfuges they deem likely or necessary for them to succeed in eradicating any trace of genuine maternal sensitivity and any and all genuine wifely attributes from all women in their vicinity, from their daughters and their granddaughters and their great grand-daughters in the name of ideological Marxist-feminist party purity. We're pretty much all of the way there already, anyway, so it's no big concession on my part.


What I can't do, and what women can't do and what our courts and legislatures and schools and universities and all the queen's horses and all the queen's men can't do


is to make that a good idea.


It can be imposed by cunning and shunning and vilification and implied threats and is being and has been imposed by exactly those Stalinist methods, but it can't be made workable and, most particularly, it can't be made workable in female frames of reference. If you want all of those things to happen you have to – and whether you admit it or not, you pretty much already have chosen to -- sacrifice happy lifelong marriages, genuine families and genuine homes on that altar and to that ideology. It's either/or. Happy marriages, genuine families and genuine homes work one way. Interchangeable genders, ostensible families and ersatz homes work another way.


If you are one thing, you are not and can never be the other. If you are the other you are not and can never be the one thing. The one mode of thought and being seeks the eradication of the other mode of thought and being. I think the following item from The National Post makes the case eloquently:


"Choice of `Wise Mother' for Korean banknote angers women's groups" (Nov, 6)


Shin Saimdang, whose nickname is `Wise Mother' is known for raising Yi I, a famed 16th-century Confucian scholar and having a deft hand in painting. She will grace the new 50,000-won note when it debuts in early 2009, the Bank of Korea said. But women's groups say her selection bolsters the idea mothers should stay home and devote their lives to their children's education (sic). "Although women nowadays are highly capable and educated, the idea of `wise mother and good wife' holds them down," said Kwon Hee-jung, secretary general of the women's rights group, IF.


Either/or. Either Shin Saimdang is a good idea and women choose that to be the basis of womanhood in our – or, in this case, South Korean -- civilization (with a certain number of feministic exceptions) or Shin Saimdang is a bad idea and needs to be eradicated in the name of the greater Marxist-feminist good (with all women sharing Shin Saimdang's philosophy either capitulating to and adopting Marxist-feminism or being cowed into submission and silence through intimidation, shunning, vilification and implied threats). But, it's the woman collectively and individually who have to choose.


Okay. One Impossible Thing Down, Fourteen More to Go.





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Continuing my reply to Asa Maria Larsson on her attempt to refute #1 of the Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast:


"Women have always, always worked." I quite agree. I hold "A man works from sun to sun but a woman's work is never done" to be a self-evident truth. What you are evading, though, in my view is the nature of that work, historically speaking. To reinforce the idea that both genders work at the same jobs and in the same way and always have, you have to go back to pre-agrarian and agrarian societies. Which is, again, a protected free-will choice if you can talk enough people into going along with it. I think where you are meeting natural and sensible resistance is in your plan to turn a large corner office on the thirty-fifth floor of the Merrill Lynch building in midtown Manhattan into Chuckles the Retiree Clown's Happy Daytime Home For Abandoned Working Hours Orphans because an approximation of that model worked back in the 1400s on feudal farms. Again, the societal dynamic doesn't favour you. Offices are proliferating in a wide variety of sizes but – as with all other forms of Marxism (communes, collectives, farming co-ops, etc.) Marxism only tends to work at the smallest imaginable size and only where ideology supersedes common sense. If your girlfriend Trixie has two kids and a job on the thirty-fifth floor of Merrill Lynch and you have a home office and Trixie can talk you into taking care of both your kids and hers because your environment is within the scale at which Marxism works and Merrill Lynch isn't, well, good for Trixie. And good for you if your devotion to Marxism as the ideal model of political structure supersedes your common sense so that you are willing to do your two jobs (your business job and rearing your kids) and half of Trixie's job (rearing her kids) while letting Trixie just do half of her job (whatever they're paying her to do at Merrill Lynch).


I think you reveal far more about yourself and the intrinsic emptiness of the Marxist-feminist sensibility than you do about actual full-time mothers when you write about mothers who "sit around drinking tea and chatting and heating up a dinner in the oven by evening." If you are a Marxist-feminist, already fully indoctrinated to and toeing the line of Marxist-feminist party policy – that is, to abandon virtually everything that has been identified with femininity throughout history – (which I assume you are in portraying homemaking in the way that you do) and consequently you don't bake, you don't sew, you don't knit, you don't mend, you don't darn, you don't garden, you don't crochet, you don't do household crafts, you don't put up preserves, you don't flower arrange, and you do only the absolute minimum (and usually less) when it comes to the basics like dusting, cleaning, washing, waxing, polishing preferring to just lounge in your Oprah-inspired victimology nurturing your resentments of what the patriarchy has forced you to do (sit around drinking tea and chatting and heating up a dinner in the oven by evening)…


(sorry, Asa but you're the one who threw that pitch and it's definitely a hanging fastball out over the plate, so please forgive me for pausing here to – in a distinctly unchivalrous fashion -- really crank my swing and drive that over the fence in right field)


See, for an actual wife, an actual mother rather than the Marxist-feminist "good enough for government work" approximation you are trying to make co-equivalent to her, there is a different term for that. See, in the context of an actual wife and an actual mother it isn't a matter of "heating up" "A" "dinner" "in the oven". It's a matter of what used to be called, back before feministic giantesses trod the earth, cooking.


(To be fair the dictionary definition does share your own Marxist-feminist minimalist frame of reference: cooking – to prepare food for eating by a heating process. However, I hope we can agree that there is a distinction between throwing Boil In A Bag whatever into a pot of water, zapping something in the microwave or heating up a dinner in the oven and – my own frame of reference – the preparation of a variety of foods selected for their nutritional value and, by means of culinary skill, to enhance and enrich their appeal to the human palate through a long and engaging process of trial and error until an optimum level of appeal over the course of years – individuated for the palates of ONE wife and mother family -- is achieved.)


I think I'm safe in saying that cooking is a foremost element in the creation of a home, otherwise we wouldn't all automatically know the difference between a home-cooked meal and a non-home-cooked meal. As someone who has no facility for the heating of food (or anything else: my small effort in the direction of a less materialistic existence) in the residence part of the Off-White House, I can assure you of that fact, if you have any doubts that there is a profound difference between the two. I realize that your team – that is to say, masculine women (or, more accurately, women who have chosen to portray themselves as masculine) – the very idea of cooking is abhorrent and is classed as implicitly a patriarchal suppression and oppression of your gender. Your team has had a great success in this area and at least in my experience with my last three or four girlfriends (dating back to the late 1980s) cooking has been reconfigured as "(every once in a great while) heating things up in a pan and then dumping them in with noodles but don't get used to it because it isn't going to become a regular thing". It used to mean something very different, it used to be a point of pride for actual wives and actual mothers and I think it assisted in keeping the divorce rate down to nearly anecdotal levels. "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach". Truer words were never spoken as (for all intents and purposes) untold generations of women were reared by their mothers to acknowledge and abide by with the consequence that virtually all of them found life-long "'til death do us part" marriages as opposed to today's Marxist feminist "starter marriages", broken engagements, shacking up temporarily, Sex and the City one-night stands and comparable peculiarities completely at odds with "happily ever after".


I can certainly understand your not wanting to believe that cooking has any relevance to becoming a good wife and mother, but you're the one who brought up the historical perspective on all this and I think cooking as a female trait is far more universal in an historical sense than your own citing of men and women bringing their children to work which, in historical terms, pretty much vanishes out of post-agrarian society which requires dismissing the last six or seven hundred years of human progress in order to sustain (even in the Marxist-feminist delusional sense).


"The great chefs are all men" and other transparently tactical efforts to shirk your team's wifely and maternal duties duly noted, it is still a universal truism that women do the cooking. To be completely blunt about it, the question is one of "what do women have to offer men in exchange for marriage?" Historically? "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." The choice to deprecate that skill (and it is a skill) and to eliminate it from the female repertoire (and it has been pretty much eliminated from the female repertoire) is a free will decision and I will defend to the death your right to make it. However, if we take it as a given that making happy life-long marriages is a core female interest (and I think we can take it as a given) then I think it's foolish in the extreme to attempt to just deal cooking out of the equation while bemoaning the loss of long-term stable marriages as if the reason for it is inexplicable. In addition to the familial cohesiveness that home cooking provides, it also provides the locus of the daily family context: the shared meal. If each family member is just popping something into the microwave and gobbling it down in front of the boob tube at different times of the day (that is, juggling each other as they have themselves been juggled by you) then your team has -- in one go -- eliminated two of the binding elements which make a home: no home cooking (a three year old can "cook" his or her own meal if all that you're doing is popping something in the microwave such that "home" is no different from the daycare or nursery school cafeteria) and no family meal.


Tomorrow: What do ACTUAL wives and ACTUAL mothers see when they look at this?

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #453 (December 8th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Daycare "Mom" versus Homemaker Mom: Round Two (DING!)


In our present context, I think mothers being cooped up in their mini-castles (we have "advanced' to the era of the McMansion) with their children owes more to female safety paranoia having become the new normal than it does to anything my team ever came up with or ever would come up with. Children for the most part are no longer allowed to play out-of-doors unsupervised anywhere out of the eyesight of fretful, fearful Mom. I think the Dads have capitulated on the point (as Dads have been conceding all points since 1970, misguidedly believing that capitulation will mean peace and quiet) and I think it has meant that children are now, unfortunately, being reared against the backdrop of their mother's sociopathic, xenophobic and paranoid psyches (which qualities, I think, are unfailingly going to dominate any society where feminism supersedes masculinity as it has in our own).


The "play date", as an example, is a newly coined Marxist-feminist term which is euphemistic for smuggling children from secure sanctuary to secure sanctuary in locked motorized vehicles there to play with a specific mom-approved playmate for a specific period of time (0400 hours to 0530, as an example). The concept itself didn't exist until a few years ago which is why we didn't have a universally agreed upon term for it until a few years ago: that is, until sociopathic, xenophobic and paranoid psyches became pre-eminent. When men called the shots the moment children were mobile they were expected to a) play outside and b) stay out of trouble in whatever there was of their free time once their schoolwork was done. Fear of Dad being then the norm, for the most part that was what children did: played outside and stayed out of trouble. For the first time in a decade, walking back from Sobey's with my groceries, I saw four children playing together outside with no adult in evidence. It was only in seeing that that I realized it had been a good decade since the last time I had seen it.


No, what I'm discussing is a 24/7 supervisory capacity on the part of mothers where the mother, except in exceptional circumstances, is in residence. Children should play outside and stay out of trouble and be aware that Mom is Home and that Dad's authority extends through Mom to assure that everything is done the way it's supposed to be done. If you are a child and you plan or choose to get into trouble, make sure to be careful about it and be prepared to suffer the consequences if misbehaviour comes to light. This (I don't think it should even need to be pointed out, but evidently it does) is the way children learn, by having physical and behavioural parameters set which are wide enough to allow them to learn by trial-and-error and to test the boundaries of their own God-given free will and to experience reward, consequence and repercussion but narrow enough to keep them from the more extreme forms of decision-making more appropriate to an adult.


As an example, I think the child should walk to school unsupervised, not be driven there, cooped up in a car with Mom (it's your team, Asa, females and feminized males that came up with secure locked vehicle transportation as the new normal for relocating children from one geographic location to another within easy walking distance. Trust me, such a thing would never have occurred to my team. "I walked to school. My kid will walk to school"). The child, once mobile and relatively autonomous should play in the child's neighbourhood within specific boundaries larger than mother's visual focal range but smaller than say the Greater Metropolitan Area in which the family resides. And should do so with implicit but not omnipresent supervision


(i.e. mother is always at home. Mother is a homemaker. If the child falls and skins his or her knee, he or she should have a home to run crying to to get a bandage put on and be reasonably confident that mother will be there 24/7. My view is that this is sensible: more sensible than a cellphone so the child can call his or her mother at work and – assuming she isn't in a meeting -- ask how to put a bandage on him or herself. Children need to be trained to the idea of home as a practical reality by experiencing it AS a practical reality with the mother at its epicentre: "home", not as a euphemism for a building occupied by family members between the hours of 6 pm and bedtime, sleeping hours, and for an hour or so in the morning before everyone departs to their appointed places of business or schooling leaving the domicile empty for eight or nine hours, but as an environment occupied by Wife and Mother except in exceptional circumstances pretty much 24/7. The Wife and Mother Makes the Home and is the one who spends the most time there and is, consequently, the core of our civilization. The Husband and Father works to make the home possible, providing the material resources in the form of currency which the Wife and Mother exchanges for material goods that go into making a Home out of a house. Good husbands and good fathers work to provide those material resources. The end is the home, the job, the office is simply the means. It is a fundamental misapprehension on the part of Marxist-feminists to perceive a job as an end in itself and to, from that, infer that two jobs are better than one. If the mother bird and father bird are both out foraging, the nest and the baby birds are not long for this world. The father bird forages for the sake of the nest, the mother bird and the baby birds, not because foraging is more fun than rearing baby birds, but because foraging is what he does, what he is suited to, as the rearing of the baby birds is what the mother bird does, what she is suited to. This isn't "sexism in nature" this is "nature" – what we are, what we all are.


And this is not rocket science. In my opinion, you will never have good wives and good husbands and good mothers and good fathers so long as you treat the home as a part-time family environment or "just a building with a mortgage I never have time to dust or vacuum".


If you do, as we have and consequently as we are seeing now with the exponential rise in the divorce rate and single parent households, each successive generation will get trained out of the very concept of Home as Societal Norm and into the concept of Disconnected Individuality as Societal Norm. Once the mother bird chooses foraging because it is more fun and gratifying than rearing her young, the nest as a concept ceases to exist.


Don't get me wrong, Disconnected Individuality is a protected free will choice that everyone is free, by the grace of God and by the statutes and laws of our civilization to choose or not choose – and which everyone is choosing – and I will defend to the death the right of anyone to choose it. I've chosen it myself over any construct where a woman would be involved so long as Marxist-feminism holds totalitarian sway in your team's camp. But what I am saying is that I don't think the evidence supports that it is the best way to conduct society and what I am saying is that I think there are inescapable consequences and inevitable long-term societal and familial net effects of making that choice and the swift eradication of the concept of "home" from our society's collective perception is foremost among them.)


By saying that you are examining the situation "historically and on a global scale" I assume that what you are doing is championing Hilary Rodham Clinton's It Takes A Village philosophy. That is, if we all pitch in and help rear the children communally (as, purportedly, happened in villages back in the good old days when feministic giantesses trod the earth) we will soon live in a Marxist-feminist utopia. As I've written previously, the problem I see with this philosophy is that it requires running not only at odds with the societal currents we are actually experiencing but in the diametric opposite direction to them: to wit, turning all of our cities into villages, our towns into villages, our suburbs into villages even as the actual dynamic is in the other direction with our suburbs becoming more like cities, our villages becoming more like cities and our towns becoming more like cities: all marked by dispassionate and disconnected individuality which (core conundrum) your team has unleashed upon society.


Your team collectively and all members of your team individually are certainly welcome to assemble "support groups" composed of unpaid labour upon which you can rely in rearing your children for you if you can a) talk them into it and b) maintain the structure.


That's really the concept behind "play dates". I'll foist my children on you Monday and Wednesday and you'll foist your children on me Tuesday and Thursday. If you have an important staff meeting on Wednesday, I'll foist them on my parents next week, instead of you, or my sister or my neighbour. My larger point has always been that children know when they are being reared lovingly and carefully and when they are being handed off like a football because their existence is, on a regular basis, inconvenient to their mothers' chosen mode of living. Whatever else that does, I think I'm safe in saying that does not engender the concept of "home". That engenders the concept of "effective juggling". What you are teaching your children is that love, centrally and implicitly, involves juggling the people you love and finding someone to substitute for you in their lives.


Here, look at the good caretaker (sic) I found for you for today (after an hour of frantic phoning and scraping the bottom of the barrel). See how much I love you?


What I think it does in fact is to generate a sensibility that as long as everyone agrees to believe that "people juggling" is the same as or as good as maternal love and care then "disconnect as lifestyle" is fully sanctioned and begins to proliferate. Result? Divorce is a new societal norm instead of an anecdotal exception. Caring for someone and being there with them or chronically disconnecting from them and making them someone else's problem are made co-equivalent and we are now all living in Alice's Wonderland where up is down, back is forth, white is black and so on and the maintenance of that mythological construct hinges on universal portrayal. As long as we all keep smiling, "people juggling" and "love" are the same just as mothers and fathers are the same and men and women are the same.


Tomorrow: Stretching a point, but I think this qualifies for continuing right into the Sunday Edition





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Friday, December 07, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #452 (December 7th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Asa M. Larsson (there's supposed to be one of those little circle accents over the first "a" but I figure Jeff Tundis has a tough enough life without having to worry about things like that) writes all the way from Sweden:

"Dear Dave/Mr.Sim/Sir

"As a long time fan and devotee of the Cerebus Chronicles, I have written you about 10.000 letters in the past 16 years. You have yet to have received a single one, however, since they took the form of rambling internal monologues and extensive illegible handwritten notes. So this is the first, and perhaps the last, letter to you. I have no need in general to foist my myriad of thoughts and musings upon you, since I am sure that by now you have heard just about everything from crackpot fans and embarrassing admirers. In my head I can talk to you for however long I wish, without seeing a look of boredom creep across your face – which suits me fine.



I had to look up whether there's a noun form of "myriad" – I've always used it as an adjective. Oddly enough the noun form predates the adjectival form by roughly 200 years (c. 1555 versus c.1800). Actually I hear very little from crackpot fans, embarrassing admirers (is there such a thing?) or anyone else, so thank you for taking so much time out of your schedule to do so.


"However, I could not help myself but to write a response to your Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist, that was posted on your mailblog. I have no idea if you will even glance at it (I somehow doubt it), but just in case you were interested in fairly calm answers written by a Scandinavian Feminist, that contain neither rude words, brimstone or extreme ranting…

Oh, I did more than glance at it. I read all of my mail at least twice, once when it comes in and again when I'm replying to it here on the Blog & Mail. Your letter came in (let me check the postmark) sometime in September. I read it through once and then a second time making note of what I saw as the intrinsic flaws in your Marxist-feminist reasoning and since then I've been clipping what I consider to be applicable news items from the National Post and putting them in the envelope the letter came in. I hope it's okay with you if I run your observations with my replies sequentially.


"Sounds a bit dull, I know, but still here it is:


Okey-dokey, smokey (as Colleen Doran used to say).


1. A woman who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand rears her children full time.



"The maddest idea that the 20th century had (and onwards) is that there is something natural in a mother cooped up alone with her child/children. As if this is what has always been. Looking at it historically and on a global scale, this order of things is about as unnatural and unhealthy for a child as one could imagine. In most traditional societies – women work! Women have always, always worked. A lot of child caring is done by the mother, but also by the community, the father, mother's friends, grandparents, older children, etc. etc. In fact, children who are deprived of the company of other children, and are tuned in on just one caretaker suffer greatly in terms of social development.


"The question is not whether daycare is good or bad, the question is about having small enough groups of children, with good teachers taking care of them rather than bored, brutish employees. In no way ever has any society up to date excluded 50% of its workforce so that mothers can sit around drinking tea and chatting, and heating up a dinner in the oven by evening. If one really wants to be traditional, mothers and fathers should bring children with them to work, and put them in the care of slightly older children and retired people in a corner of the office. Very few office managers would approve of this of course.


"Only people who have never had children, or women who base their entire identity on being irreplaceable, can possibly think that a child wants to be with its mother all day long. Children want children to play with. And happy, contented parents the rest of the time.


"Take a look at `home-schooled' children, then look me in the eye and say that all children should stay home with their mothers."



Actually, Asa, I believe the correct Marxist-feminist euphemism for the recipient of "baby dumping" (aka early childhood learning) is caregiver not caretaker (is it fair of me to consider this a Freudian slip? That Marxist-feminists view children the way a caretaker views an un-mown lawn? With just about as much maternal compassion?)


You're very adept at the Marxist-feminist trick of changing subjects multiple times in the course of discussing a subject as a means of avoiding the subject. So let me attempt to follow suit in simultaneously addressing your sleight-of-hand misdirections while returning focus to the actual subject(s) at hand.


I'm certainly not an advocate of a mother being "cooped up alone" with her child/children. I think that (relatively) new societal reality originates in two areas: the female urge beginning in the post-World War II era to move out to the suburbs where there was less of a sense of community and more of a sense of the Nuclear Family Home, Mum, Dad and the 2.5 kids. The urge, it seems to me, originated in the female desire for exponentially more living space than the Nuclear Family actually needed or needs, in turn originating in the female compulsion (originating in their YHWHistic natures) towards ownership of "green spaces" dominated by the "tender grasses" of Genesis 1:11 under the overall idea of Female Status. It seems doubtful to me that the men of the time collectively looked at the invention of cookie-cutter Stepford Wives (R.I.P. Ira Levin) suburbia and collectively desired to add multiple hours of commuting time, lawn maintenance, etc. to their working day for the sake of too large homes, too far away from work and too isolated from anything even roughly approximating "life" (besides "tender grasses"). It was, obviously, capitulation to the female desires and female priorities of the time.


I agree with you that it wasn't a particularly good idea, but I think the inappropriateness of the concept (people are just not, by nature, even remotely like suburbanites) has more to do with women finding out just how loopy they are once they were isolated in their mini-castles Queens of All The Tender Grasses They Surveyed with nothing to engage their attentions but their own roller-coaster emotions. Not coincidentally, the era of psychiatry and psychoactive prescription drug abuse (the Rolling Stones' archetypal "Mother's Little Helper") arrived shortly thereafter.


Tomorrow: Daycare "Mom" versus Homemaker Mom: Round Two (DING!)





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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #451 (December 6th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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STOCK INTRO INSERTION #9 - As you are reading this, Dave Sim is quickly running out of things to do on Secret Project #2 that fall into the "intellectual exercise" category and is, consequently, coming up on the point where he is going to have to decide if the project is a Go or a No Go. Fortunately, he also needs to be doing the Blog & Mail so, at least for the moment, he is able to use that as an excuse to postpone making a decision. Please stay tuned as he makes his way through the Day Prize submissions one at a time. Somewhere up ahead he has to make up his mind about Secret Project #2 – in the next week or two weeks, tops.

I bet you thought we were all done with Matt Dembicki as well and, again, you would be just plain wrong. If you're big into ecology, then have I got a self-contained graphic novel for you. Matt and his wife Carol created an entire graphic novel out of a pond located near their home. As Jay Hosler writes in the introduction:

This is an unlikely place to experience the wonders of nature. A supermarket is only about 100 yards away. The Doppler Shifts of car wheels hum on the road up the hill and the ground is littered with miscellaneous rusting bits of metal.

Carol and Matt just ignore all that and tell a great story – it took them five years to finish, serializing it in six issues, the seventh only appears here in the collection -- filled with drama and adventure and excitement. Completely self-contained. Believe me, I'm very far from an ecology nut and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Check it out now at www.littlefootcomics.com. And don't miss the MR. BIG CONCEPTS AND SKETCHES mini-comic they also did. The ladybugs on the front cover alone are worth the price of admission.

HATE YOUR FRIENDS has got to have one of the catchiest titles around. Created by Kristin Blank, written by Kristin Blank and drawn by Michael Wood, the unrelated-but-tolerant-of-each-other-presumably-dual-prides of Beautiful Downtown Latrobe Pennsylvania they are still chugging along here at issue #6, four years after issue #1 came out. There's even a full page of recap for the terminally disorganized (like me) who KNOW they have the first five issues around here SOMEWHERE. If you were never cool enough to hang around with the band and always wondered what that was like, well, it seems pretty authentic to me (of course I was never cool enough to hang around with the band and by the time I was cool enough to hang around with the band I was too old to hang around with the band). The cover is especially good this time with a mock-up CD Release Party poster on an authentically grungy looking bar wall (I was always cool enough to see actual bar walls). Check out www.spacemonkeyonline.com. The back cover has an ad for LOVE IN THE TIME OF SUPER-VILLAINS (remember when I plugged the first issue? Not Superman and Not Wonder Woman get drunk and end up getting married in Vegas?) No.2 suggesting that it's coming in the Summer of '07. I'm sure it must still be the summer of '07 somewhere. Maybe on Earth-2. Anyway, it's another great DC Love Comic pastiche cover.

According to the inside front cover of HATE YOUR FRIENDS, "When Kristin grows up, she's going to be a pretty princess!" Even if it's intended ironically (and I'm pretty sure it's intended ironically) it's always nice to see that sensibility making a comeback, however temporarily. But, then, I used to love it when the bubble gummy "Barbie" song used to come on in the nightclub I went to.

I'm actually thinking of inaugurating a SHORTEST COMIC DAY PRIZE. If I do T'DIRK TODURKEY (yes, I've checked the spelling a half dozen times and that is, indeed what it says) THE SUFFERING by Nate Higley has the inside track. A whopping 2.5" high by 4" wide and a (further) whopping six pages long, this one has a lock on the Mighty Tiny Sweepstakes horizontally, vertically and page count. Just to tell you what it's about I'd have to do a SPOILER WARNING. According to the back cover it's dedicated to Noelle Barby (the most kick-ass girlfriend ever), Coheed and Cambria, and the real D'Dirk Todurkey…Dirk Mai. Click on www.natehigley.com and see if he'll tell you any more about it (let me know if there are any photos of Noelle Barby (kick-ass girlfriend – that's a good thing, right?)

Hey, here we are at the bottom of the pile and it's SYMPHONY OF THE UNIVERSE Book 1, Chapter 1: "The Mad Prophet" written and illustrated by M.A.D. who turns out to be Molly Durst of Never-You-Mind-Phone-Directory-Boy, Ohio. Don't know what the "A" stands for but obviously Mum and Dad were just asking for trouble giving her those initials.

This time there is a website so I don't have to call and ask if I can run her address as I had to do with Maria "Wakka" Ciccone (her phone message said to leave a message and she would call back in six months) (I'm trying not to take it personally even though she hasn't called back yet) (what am I going to tell her if she really does call back next May?) (why is it these parenthetical thoughts breed like rabbits when there's a female involved?).

Molly's been busy. She's got a mini-poster in the book with little cover reproductions of the first five issues and a very nice "YOU ARE BEING WATCHED" (like I didn't already know that) eye-in-the-pyramid graphic inviting me to uncover the secrets of the universe. This is, again, infernal stuff but well back in this direction from TWISTED TOTS. Molly needs a little work in all the vital areas, but stranger things have happened. You can take a look at the "work in progress" and maybe order an issue or two at www.symphonyoftheuniverse.com.

Holy smokes. That's it. That's all of the Day Prize submissions. And I'm not even at two full pages yet.

Maybe I could just run STOCK INTRO INSERTION #10 - As you are reading this, Dave Sim is quickly running out of things to do on Secret Project #2 that fall into the "intellectual exercise" category and is, consequently, coming up on the point where he is going to have to decide if the project is a Go or a No Go. Fortunately, he also needs to be doing the Blog & Mail so, at least for the moment, he is able to use that as an excuse to postpone making a decision. Please stay tuned as he makes his way through the Day Prize submissions one at a time. Somewhere up ahead he has to make up his mind about Secret Project #2 – in the next week or two weeks, tops.


Kind of cheesy, but it did fill out the second page.

Tomorrow: At Long Last, Sweden's Own Asa M. Larsson





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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #450 (December 5th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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STOCK INTRO INSERTION #8 - As you are reading this, Dave Sim is quickly running out of things to do on Secret Project #2 that fall into the "intellectual exercise" category and is, consequently, coming up on the point where he is going to have to decide if the project is a Go or a No Go. Fortunately, he also needs to be doing the Blog & Mail so, at least for the moment, he is able to use that as an excuse to postpone making a decision. Please stay tuned as he makes his way through the Day Prize submissions one at a time. Somewhere up ahead he has to make up his mind about Secret Project #2 – in the next week or two weeks, tops.

ZEPHYR & REGINALD MINIONS FOR HIRE (issue No.2) in "Despot Industries, Inc. World Conquest Division" is a good example of one of those books that is closer to the amateur side, art-wise, than to semi-pro that you can't dismiss out of hand without missing out on a very funny comic book. Again, for those of you who love the really traditional super-hero stuff, this is a really good parody. The cover, a parody of FF #1 features the Legion of Good Girls (Unseen Crusader, `Lectric Lass and Widget Woman) attacking the Kirby monster while in the foreground the head of Despot Industries is saying to Zephyr and Reginald, "Will you idiots do something?!? Those girls are hurting my monster!"

Well, I laughed anyway. Art by Gynn Stella, written and edited by Rick Silva and Gynn Stella for Dandelion Studios out of Osterville, MA, www.dandelionstudios.com

ACT OF CONTRITION is a self-contained graphic novel written by Nik Havert, drawn by Wes Sweetser and lettered by Craig DeBoard. Wes has a ways to go in the "finish" department but he has a very good compositional sense along the lines of Alex Toth's work for Warren Publishing (like "Daddy and the Pi") where panel borders were pretty much non-existent and you "discovered" the story image by image and word balloon by word balloon which is not the easiest way in the world to tell a story (he said, speaking from experience). Wes doesn't get it right 100% but he does have a very high batting average in an approach where a newcomer is going to lose you a lot more often than he finds you.

SPOILER WARNING (SKIP THE NEXT PARAGRAPH)

It's a whodunit and, well, the priest did it. Which, in this secular age, I pretty much knew from the time the priest entered the story around page 6 or so, so I don't even think it really rates a SPOILER WARNING because that was the first thing I thought: "Oh," I thought, "This being the 21st century, obviously the priest did it." Hoped that wouldn't be the case. "Please surprise me and have someone else do it and just have all the evidence point towards the priest." Nope, the priest did it. Which is too bad because the writing almost entirely avoids clichés, the characters are all nicely developed.

It's a really nice piece of work, more accomplished and tightened up and sharper delineation towards the end than the beginning which is the way you want it to be. So I have really high hopes for the next book these guys do together. www.picklepress.net

Hey, you probably thought we were all done with Chad Lambert, but we're not. It's Steve Noppenberger's POTLATCH PROJECT from Angry Dog Press and it has two, count `em two Chad Lambert stories, one drawn by Amanda Morley and lettered by Jaymes called "Depression" and the other drawn by his Possum at Large collaborator Joe Gravel "Possum at Large: the Broken Record". I'm only obliged to read the submitted material but I always feel guilty if I don't flip through everything. Nice to see fellow Canadian Joanne Ellen Mutch back with a pin-up. I didn't know she (is/used to be) a store owner. Another pin-up by the always brilliant Brad W. Foster. A very funny strip by Lou Copeland (that name rings a bell somehow). Bob Corby is in here. A nice couple of pages by Fran Matera who I'm ashamed to say I never heard of before considering

Fran Matera graduated high school, '42 and received his first assignment illustrating comics with Quality Comics. Fran eventually enlisted in the US Marine Corps. While in the Marines, Fran is credited with drawing a portrait of President Truman…

Maybe I have heard of Fran Matera if the portrait of President Truman – which Truman autographed – was in an issue of Roy Thomas' ALTER EGO a while back. If it's the same one, it was a beaut.

…After being discharged from the Marines Fran was then hired by Al Andriola to pencil the KERRY DRAKE strip. Later Fran would replace Coulton Waugh on Milt Caniff's DICKIE DARE. Then Fran drew DICKIE DARE for a two-year contract. In the early 1960s, Fran worked on TREASURE CHEST COMICS and the CHUCK WHITE AND FRIENDS feature. He drew many strips and comics during his prolific career including: ghosting on REX MORGAN for 3 years, STEVE ROPER, BRUCE LEE, MR. HOLIDAY, drawing TARZAN and HULK and other comic books for Marvel. In addition Fran Matera has worked on Will Eisner's DOLLMAN. Visit Fran at www.penandbrush.net/matera_.html

If I was on the Internet, I'd be there already. And then I'd never get through the rest of these Day Prize submissions.

Eric Adams' LACKLUSTER WORLD is still going strong at issue 4 from Generation Eric publishing (Gen Eric, get it?) at www.lacklusterworld.com. For those of us who have been keeping up, the issue starts off with a bang with an extreme flashback to when three of the main characters were kids.

It's very heavily anti-organized religion (hey, what isn't nowadays?) but also pretty engaging and the use of the "Where Were You The Day You Died?" t-shirt in the comic book, I would imagine, moves a lot of Eric's "Where Were You The Day You Died" t-shirts on the Internet. Hey, I bet if you go over there right now you can buy one in your size and get caught up on back issues at the same time!





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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #449 (December 4th, 2007)





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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STOCK INTRO INSERTION #7 - As you are reading this, Dave Sim is quickly running out of things to do on Secret Project #2 that fall into the "intellectual exercise" category and is, consequently, coming up on the point where he is going to have to decide if the project is a Go or a No Go. Fortunately, he also needs to be doing the Blog & Mail so, at least for the moment, he is able to use that as an excuse to postpone making a decision. Please stay tuned as he makes his way through the Day Prize submissions one at a time. Somewhere up ahead he has to make up his mind about Secret Project #2 – in the next week or two weeks, tops.

Sepia tones must be hot this year and no one thought to tell me. Here's another book done almost completely in sepia called the SPINDLETONS by Indianapolis' Josh Johnson, pretty close to a square format on glossy stock, squarebound. Like MOUSE GUARD, it looks more like a children's picture book than a classic comic book. There are lots of interesting borderlands opening up when you have a form basically made up of words and pictures. What makes a publication a children's picture book and what makes it a comic book. The distinctions become very fuzzy particularly when you don't use any word balloons. How many images do you need per page to make it a comic book? Of course, if you just stay on the borderland in between, you can be a children's book when you need to be and a comic book when you need to be. Although it's from Vei Publishing, it has it's own website at www.spindletons.com.

Of course, then you have books that could only be comic books: like Matt Dembicki (previously a Day Prize nominee) Andrew Cohen and James West's SPADEFOOT #1, good old-fashioned space opera with Matt writing and inking, James and Andrew doing pencils and colours. It's been up and running as a weekly webcomic since last fall. Other commitments eventually meant James had to take a hiatus from the strip and Andrew stepped in to take his place. You can check out the webstrip at www.waspcomics.com or order the comic from www.twistedgate.com …or do BOTH!

Allen Freeman is back with the latest instalment of his anthology title SLAM BANG #2 Vol. III. He gets a good group of folks together every time out. One of the funniest things in the book is Allen's intro drawn by Michael Wurl. Apart from that there are some long-time favourites of mine like John Lustig's "Last Kiss" (www.lastkisscomics.com), Anton Bogaty, Brad Foster, Mark Martin and some folks I never heard tell of before like Gilbert/Dougherty/Humble/Rickaby with a beautifully balanced black and white and gray-toned detective story. There's even an interview with Tim Corrigan illustrated by yours truly. "Over 200 pages of Mind-Morphing Comics". The cover alone is worth the $12 ($10 plus $2 postage) admission charge. www.fanaticpress.com

From Cleveland Heights and editor Jonathan Hodges of Bad Place Productions comes SAFEWORDS 2007 an esoteric and eclectic "Anthology of Illustrated Works" including "Should" (Brendan Firem) "City of Iron (Preview)" (Hodges and Carey Maynard) "(expletive)" (David Watt) "In Between" (Giles Johnson and Jennifer Gordon) "Mr. Boo" (Hodges and Jay Fife) and "Woodboy and the L'il Lites" (David Watt). It's a very sophisticated package, handsomely produced from way over on the avant garde end of things. Check out www.badplaceproductions.com to see what they're up to in 2008.

ZYGOTE IN MY COFFEE #3 is a squarebound digest-sized anthology with a gorgeous cover by Amane Kaneko (www.amanekaneko.com). Unfortunately, apart from a couple of Stoopid Pigeon strips it's entirely made up of poetry and under the International Blog & Mail Free Trade Plug regulations, I'm not allowed to tell you that you can order a copy of it at www.zygoteinmycoffee.com. Sorry about that.

LOOKING OUT TOWARD THE SEA from Michael Wood at Space Monkey Comics of Latrobe PA is a bargain at $1.00 including postage. Digest sized and only four pages long (you were expecting, maybe, WAR & PEACE for $1.00 including postage?) I'd have to say that this is one of the best attempts I've ever seen at integrating photos and drawings and word balloons.


ERIK EVENSEN'S SKETCHBOOK DIARY THE COMPLETE SERIES, as you might have gathered from the title is Erik Evensen's sketchbook diary, the complete series. This is where a life in comics gets a little weird. Erik started his daily sketchbook diary in February of 2003 after being challenged by Matt Talbot, co-writer and inker of JOHNNY RAYGUN which is published by Jetpack Comics which is the publishing arm of Ralph DiBernardo's Jetpack Comics in New Hampshire (remember? The guy who bought hundreds of copies of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1?). So Matt's all over this book as a character, as is his longtime girlfriend Jen who is also published by Jetpack Comics (Squarecat Comics, her own autobiographical strips). Good easy reading fun from Studio E3 (www.studio-e3.com) and a new strip every day from Feb 5 to October 23 2003. Maybe that'll light a fire under your procrastinating ass.

Those wacky Columbus, Ohio Panel guys get me every time. PANEL TRAVEL FALL 2005 TWO DOLLARS. What does this look like? I know this format. It's a passport!

They've done a mini-comic the exact size and shape and texture as a U.S. Passport. Get it? Special Travel Issue – and it looks like a passport? 9 stories by the usual suspects. I'll give Dara Naraghi and Andy Bennett the nod this time out for "best of show" with "Bystander".





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Looking for a place to purchase Cerebus phonebooks? You can do so online through Win-Mill Productions -- producers of Following Cerebus. Convenient payment with PayPal:

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Monday, December 03, 2007

Dave Sim's blogandmail #448 (December 3rd, 2007)



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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

_____________________________________________________

STOCK INTRO INSERTION #6 - As you are reading this, Dave Sim is quickly running out of things to do on Secret Project #2 that fall into the "intellectual exercise" category and is, consequently, coming up on the point where he is going to have to decide if the project is a Go or a No Go. Fortunately, he also needs to be doing the Blog & Mail so, at least for the moment, he is able to use that as an excuse to postpone making a decision. Please stay tuned as he makes his way through the Day Prize submissions one at a time. Somewhere up ahead he has to make up his mind about Secret Project #2 – in the next week or two weeks, tops.

POWER MOVES #1 is one of Paul Sloboda's contributions this year from Fool's Gold Press. Paul's an interesting case. He's definitely in the semi-pro verging on pro category. A little too idiosyncratic for Marvel and DC but I bet he could do a Harvey Pekar story and give you full value for your money. The interesting thing about him is that he initiates these intellectual properties and then loses interest. He's probably best known for EXIT AT THE AXIS. This one he started in high school when he was 15 and got back to when he was 30 (ahem) three years ago now. It's really pretty well developed. You could give this to a DC editor as a blueprint for another artist to draw from and I bet it would find an audience. But, right now all it is is this first issue. Same with SALVAGER KAIN, TALES OF OCTOBER (his latest). FOOL'S ERRAND seems to be the one he's gone the longest with, 3 issues. First issue came out in 2000, second one in 2001 and the third in 2002. Really amazing use of black and white. I can heartily recommend his entire output with the caveat that he is going to leave you hanging. If all you're interested in is good comics, though, and watching a semi-pro guy really sharpening his chops, Paul's your guy. www.foolsgoldpress.com

Tom Williams who was a Day Prize Recipient for MISA is back with a digest, S.P.B.:RISE. It's a gorgeous piece of work but he's (personal opinion) going esoteric to the point of incomprehensible but I can't fault that any more than I can fault the guys whose drawing chops just aren't there but whose stories are interesting enough that I don't even really notice. I can and have spent a lot of pleasurable time flipping through Tom's work. This time out he's working in black-and-white, sepia tones and sepia variant tones with the occasional splash of green or pink or blue. The original strip (reprinted in the back) is really more of an infernal riff on PEANUTS than anything else. Tom admits to getting "weirded out by the possibility of it getting lumped in with the whole `goth comic' racket." The part I liked the best was his profile of each of the characters in the back. Check out Tom's work at www.opencrashcomics.com. You should know within a few mouse clicks if he's your cup of tea or not.

Jeff Zwirek's BURNING BUILDING COMIX #1 is one of those great formalist experiments that you always hope people will send to Scott McCloud. Essentially it's the story of a fire in an apartment building that starts on the ground floor, so Jeff's able to do two sequences per issue: in this case the bottom floor and then the fire spreading to the apartment directly above it. Presumably issue #2 will be the third and fourth floors. Very crisp clear artwork, no word balloons to speak of. Less formalist, but no less interesting is BLACKSTAR #4 a digest title which features two serialized stories, part three of "Long Reach" and part 1 of "Lunch Room" both quite intelligent works. He's got a recurring gag in the first strip (an autobio) where the character of Peter will say something in a foreign language:

Peter: It's time to start thinking differently.

Jeff: So what do I do?

Peter Schreiben sie namen nieder

Jeff: What's that?

Peter: German.

Jeff: Meaning?

Peter: Meaning you should try learning some other languages. It helps you think in different directions. It also means it's time to start FRESH! A CLEAN slate.

He gets him every time with that. "What's that?" followed by the name of the language, then "Meaning?" and then the explanation. It works really well. Very intelligent comics. Take a look at Jeff's work at www.jeffscomics.com

SUPER IFFY – MYSTIC FIST & THE MIGHTY OM ROD by Yuri Duncan and Micah Hornung is an interesting experiment: telling a 16-page super-hero story in colouring book format: i.e. one image per page with a single descriptive line at the bottom. One of those times that I think: "Hey I want to try doing that!" Yeah, right in all my ha-ha extra free time. No website but you can contact Yuri at 6171 Rosslyn Ave. Indianapolis, IN 46220.

You know, I try not to be paranoid, but when I'm presenting with three issues of SIHM from Something's Fishy Productions, there is a certain layering effect that I can't escape. Written and drawn by Maria "Wakka" Ciccone (isn't Ciccone Madonna's last name?). Obviously getting off on the wrong foot with "In the beginning, man created God and then, to further their efforts at groping blindly toward immortality, man created good and evil." At the back Wakka confesses "This book almost killed me." It's easy to see why. It's a very ambitious outing for a rookie and she's obviously trying to make use of what she sees in manga that appeals to her while not remaining slavishly "manga-oid". She fixes a lot of the obvious problems as she goes along while still ending up a little too close to manga home base to actually either stay out of the category completely (and so be assessed on her own terms) or to remain obedient enough to the manga tropes (and so be accepted as a manga guru or whatever it is they're called). Answering Frequently Asked Questions in the back of issue 2, FAQ #1 is "What is Sihm's gender?" to which she replies "Uh…Sihm is female. Why does it matter?" and FAQ #2 "What is Leon's gender?" To which she replies, "Leon is male…I mean, he's a demon…who the hell cares?" Well, there's certainly an essay question in there: Women always want gender eliminated as a relevant distinction and female artists usually draw their male and female characters so you can't easily tell which they are. Discuss. No website and I'm not about to print the home address of a college age female cartoonist without asking. Guys in comics aren't usually dangerous but they do tend to be poisonously obsequious and romantic and I can't imagine Maria would need that many people to cat-sit for her at a moment's notice. I have a call in to her.





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A good analogy-of-scale for why determinism and free will both exist might be that we are all of us walking around on this miniscule spherical chunk of rock way out in the cosmological boonies – we all know and agree that that's the empirical reality. But because we as individuals are microscopically quantum levels smaller than the miniscule chunk of rock, our perception is that we inhabit a gigantic and variegated world with such a multiplicity of inhabitable and uninhabitable locales that it might as well be an Infinite Context in which to conduct our lives (no human being, no matter how well-travelled will ever come remotely close to seeing every place on earth during his or her lifespan), we tend to favour the latter subjective perception as being the more accurate even though in the Larger objective Context it couldn't be further from the truth, if you mentally picture the earth relative to everything else we know of: the sun, Jupiter, the Milky Way, the solar system. In our smaller subjective context we are unable to grasp the sheer immensity of the earth and in the larger objective context, we are unable to grasp the sheer infinitesimal smallness of the earth.

Free will, I suspect, is an analogous illusion that, for all intents and purposes, becomes "real" if the context is small enough, which we and our context are. The earth is huge relative to us and so conducts its own life in a far more limited and strictly regulated sense. As long as the earth exists, it will be revolving around the sun and rotating on its axis. Even the most limited human who ever lived isn't going to spend his entire lifespan repeating one prescribed flattened oval trajectory around a fixed object and doing nothing else. The larger you are, the more obedient to God you are. God sets you on a specific trajectory and ordains that you will stick to it for umpty-ump billion years and do nothing else and you do. In order to escape that context

(and I suspect that's what we, what our souls, are is The Dissatisfied, the Would-Be Escapists. So Dissatisfied, so bent on escape that we would settle for nothing less than an absolute cradle-to-grave chaotic and haphazard existence in total rebellion against what the sun is, what the earth is, what the moon is, what reality is, what God is. I suspect God's question was, Why? Why would you want to be a) that small because you'll have to be itty-bitty in order to have that kind of mobility and b) that chaotic? And knowing in His omniscience that it was a rhetorical question. The Dissatisfied want what they want and won't be happy `til they get it and then won't be happy when they DO get it so you might as well give it to them.. God even arranged for us to occupy a context where we are completely unable to perceive Him except through inference. Net effect? We spend a good chunk of our existences fretting over the reason for existence and whether or not there is a God)

To cite what I would consider a demonstrable example of free will: I thought that I would be able to write everything I had to say on this Time article in a couple of pages and then I could get back to my capsule reviews of the Day Prize submissions. I could have made that choice. I could have said, "This is running way too long, I better just comment on a quote or two and then ditch and get back to the Day Prize submissions. I've only got two more days until I have to get this to Jeff Tundis." Well, I'm not programmed that way anymore. I've programmed myself, through my choices, to recognize No, I think it's more important that I deal with each of Einstein's quotes, however long that takes. My faith in God is irrefutably the most important thing in my life so refuting (or "refuting") Einstein the Atheist is far more important than getting all of the Day Prize submissions out of the way or (the larger point when I started this) to get back to working on the second issue of Secret Project #2.

Now, you can argue that in the Largest Possible Context, I always made that choice: I have always chosen to refute Einstein instead of just capping the whole thing and "moving on" so my choosing to refute Einstein is an example of determinism, not free will. But the choice to do so also, irrefutably, resulted from a cumulative effect which in turn resulted from eight years of keeping submission to the will of God at the top of my personal list. And those eight years are made up of billions upon billions of free will decisions from not having a drink to not breaking Sabbath to not missing as many prayers as I might have to not passing on Ramadan, etc. etc. And I still make the decision to use up a whole week with this even though I know it is going to alienate a large part of the Blog & Mail readership: possibly even Matt Dow who suggested it ("I meant one Sunday Edition – not a whole week's worth") If that's what happens, that's what happens. If the sales on the trade paperbacks sag as a result, they sag as a result. If I end up having to spend 99% of time arguing instead of 90% of my time arguing, that's just what will have to happen. The eight years I have invested in making God pre-eminent in my life made the choice a no-brainer. But I needed that eight years of making those choices in order to make this choice. That's free will.

"A man can do as he wills, but not will as he wills," viewed properly (as I see it) points in the direction submission to the will of God. If you run contrary to the will of God, you will pay the price. You'll get a warning and then a more severe warning and then an even more severe warning and then you'll get a consequence. You can ignore that if you want, you can explain it away if you want, but that, in my experience, is the nature of reality. The hospitals and morgues are full of people who chose to do exactly that: ignore and "explain away" rather than submit. You can't fool an omniscient being. It's intrinsically stupid to even try. God knew Albert Einstein far better than Albert Einstein knew Albert Einstein. Whatever consolation Einstein drew from Schopenhauer's saying, I suspect there was always a more obvious reason for Einstein's hardships whereby they could have more easily been avoided just by submitting to the will of God and making better choices rather than adopting a grim fatalistic attitude towards the limitations of your own will.

Tolerance is fine, a very good thing, except for tolerance of your own evil or bad choices. Einstein evidently had an "unfailing wellspring of tolerance" for his own decision not to observe the Jewish Sabbath. But I don't think his tolerance for that decision was particularly wise and I'm sure he suffered many consequences as a result. You can't fool an omniscient being.

I am compelled to act as if free will existed because if I wish to live in a civilized society, I must act responsibly.

Well, that certainly isn't true. There are any number of people (and I suspect more all the time) who live in a civilized society and who act with complete irresponsibility. If determinism really was the overriding reality in our context then there would be no distinction between responsibility and irresponsibility. We wouldn't even have terms for the dichotomy. If Einstein, after writing the above quote, got up and went out and hired seven hookers and went to a hotel room, well, that would just be what he had had always done. If he announced that hiring seven hookers and going to a hotel room was his universal panacea for what ailed the human race and if a large number of men took him at his word and that philosophy spread far and wide until everyone was doing it, well, that would just be the way society had always gone.

He undermines his own argument. He holds that if society is civilized it is civilized because determinism had established that it had to be so. If society was uncivilized it was uncivilized because determinism had established that it had always been so. Einstein acting responsibly or irresponsibly in a determinist world could, by the definition of determinism, have no effect for good or ill. The world was always the world and Einstein was always Einstein.

However the fact that he sees, clearly, that individual responsible behaviour has a direct causal relationship to society being civilized or uncivilized means that the only question he was really facing (or, rather, avoiding facing) was "What constitutes the most responsible behaviour in which I can participate, given that I believe that the degree of civilization in a society rises in proportion to responsible individual action?"

He ruled out any kind of religious observance -- that is, any outward and/or overt expression acknowledging a Scriptural God -- and in that I think he made a fundamental mistake. My own view is that submission to the will of God constitutes the purest and most absolutely responsible behaviour in which any individual can engage and that all other behaviours issue from that seminal decision and choice. Everything else is just everything else.

Tomorrow: Meanwhile, back at the Day Prize submissions

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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Albert Einstein: Science can be created only by those who are thoroughly imbued with the aspiration toward truth and understanding. This source of feeling, however, springs from the sphere of religion. The situation may be expressed by an image: science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.


(I'll pass over the idea of science being created and give Einstein the benefit of the doubt that he didn't see himself fulfilling that large of a role. Science can be examined and documented, identified and refined, systemized and tested, but it can't be created. Not by human being anyway.)

It was certainly my motivation in writing my commentaries on the Torah in LATTER DAYS and my best assessment of the reality of creation in the Prologue to THE LAST DAY: "Let's help science to walk and let's help religion to see." So far no effect whatsoever, but hope springs eternal.

The main source of the present-day conflicts between the spheres of religion and of science lies in this concept of a personal God.

That was and is certainly true, in my opinion, but I think the fault lies on both sides. Speaking as someone who worked both sides of the street (as it were) in the Prologue to THE LAST DAY, I think I'm safe in saying that religion isn't interested in science even when science supports Scripture (which I think it does) (once burned by Galileo, twice shy) and science isn't interested in religion even when discoveries in science point in the direction of Scripture (which I think they do) (once burned by the Inquisition, twice shy) In both cases, I think it comes down to the question of morality. Science wants reality to be a dispassionate force that has no causal or repercussive relationship to intent or ethical or moral choices between good and evil. The only laws they're interested in are Newton's Laws of Motion, the fact of gravity, the fact of the speed of light and comparable irrefutable, measurable, neutral facts. Religion can't abide the idea of a construct of reality divorced from morality (which is what happens when, as our society is in the process of doing, you attempt to make all behaviours neutral, that is, to make all behaviours merely factual).

Both are immobilized by their positions, as far as I can see.

By missing that the point of Scripture is the debate between God and YHWH, the various Churches are hamstrung when it comes to questions like gay marriage and working women. Neither "works" in the conventional sense and they knew that as both started becoming a central issue in our society. Feminism and gay marriage both seem to generate a disproportionate net effect among religious moderates who can't understand why both tend to incite Giant Schisms on the basis of a few isolated verses in the Torah and the Koran. They – that is, organized religion -- ignore a lot more of the Law of Moshe than that just in the course of day-to-day business. Why get bogged down in a few nit-picking verses?

To me it seems obvious: because the eradication of distinctions constitutes a capitulation to YHWHism, to he/she/itism where there are no distinctions or where real distinctions are ignored to the long-term detriment of those choosing to walk that path AND those who get swept along by the momentum against their better judgement. It drastically diminishes God and drastically raises up Not God in the popular perception with all the enormous consequences that implies. Even though our entrenched priesthoods have badly missed the core point of Scripture from the very beginning, we are still God's creations so we understand the issues at hand at a genetic level. We are a part of the God vs. YHWH debate and we know that in our souls even if we have no conscious awareness of it as human beings.

By missing or intentionally ignoring the point that morality has a core application in society, science is hamstrung by the fact that even with exponential improvements in all scientific areas, the general experience of life itself doesn't seem to be improving but rather worsening. The problem with abortions wasn't that they were unsafe, it was that they were wrong. The problem with heroin use isn't dirty needles, it's that using heroin is wrong. So safe abortions and clean needles turn out not to be the road to a happier society. It's no accident, in my view, that the use of anti-depressants (the very name would have implied infernal origins to any previous generation in human history: acceptance of depression as a core reality would imply an abandonment of God and being abandoned by God. ) (which I think it does: What else would the descendants of untold generations of good Christians have to be depressed about) has tripled in the last twenty years which (no surprise) doesn't seem to have done anything to alleviate the general level of depression. Depression doesn't originate in chemical imbalances, it originates in bad choices and the inner certainty that there's a price to be paid for bad choices. We are, as a society, making progressively worse choices which implies Larger Prices which implies Larger Depression. If your "given" is that people are just bags of chemicals then chemicals are the answer. If that "given" is misapprehended (which I think I'm safe in saying that it is) then you can't make any progress until you develop a working model that actually has something to do with who and what people are. If we are metaphorical children of God with an in-built urge toward God, science isn't going to be able to help us until it acknowledges that and shapes itself around that as the actual largest societal "given". Speaking from the CEREBUS 289-290 borderland between science and religion I don't see any movement on either side.

Human beings in their thinking, feeling and acting are not free but are as causally bound as the stars in their motions. Everybody acts not only under external compulsion but also in accordance with inner necessity. Schopenhauer's saying, "A man can do as he wills, but not will as he wills," has been a real inspiration to me since my youth; it has been a continual consolation in the face of life's hardships, my own and others', and an unfailing wellspring of tolerance.

I'm sure that's true – that Schopenhauer's saying was an inspiration to Einstein, I mean – but I think as a purely emotion-based construct, it attempts to relocate the actual nature of reality in order to avoid God and to rebuild reality around a certain grim sort of fatalism that presupposes that a grim sort of fatalism is the only realistic response to the world. Which, if you, as a society, wilfully turn your back on God, becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. That is, I would tend to think that a grim sort of fatalism is more the inevitable result of choosing not to believe in God or to believe in God as a Nebulous Reality with no engagement with men or the physical world. Like the Princess and the Pea, once you adopt grim fatalism AS reality it tends to progressively infect you and your worldview until grim fatalism becomes the new reality instead of a marginal aberrational approach to life (Scrooge USED to be the exception, not the rule).

As I said earlier, I would agree that in the Largest Possible Context we are, indeed, "as causally bound as the stars in their motions" but since we don't inhabit the Largest Possible Context -- we inhabit this smaller context where the illusory seems real and the real seems illusory and we at least appear to enact our lives in a linear fashion where we can change the nature of our personal reality whatever way we want -- then I think it behoves each of us, as individuals, to do the best that we can and to make and act upon consciously better choices whether those choices are pre-determined or the result of genuine free will.

Tomorrow: Wrapping up "Einstein and Faith" Week here on the Blog & Mail hopefully with a good analogy





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Fifteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast That Make You a Good Feminist

1. A mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the raising of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time.

2. It makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

3. A woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus.

4. So long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice.

5. A car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership.

6. It is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be women only environments from which men are excluded.

7. Because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society.

8. It is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public.

9. Affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically.

10. Having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone.

11. Only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals.

12. An airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more.

13. A man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself.

14. Disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist.

15. Legislature Seats must be allocated to women and women must be allowed to bypass the democratic winnowing process in order to guarantee female representation and, thereby, make democracy fairer.

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Einstein is quoted as saying:

There are people who say there is no God, but what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views.

Well, if it walks like an atheist and flies like an atheist and quacks like an atheist…This seems sincerely disingenuous to me but I think in the long term it will just be seen as systemic and endemic to the mid-20th century: that people couldn't see that belief in a Neutral Force God who was uncaring about and uninvolved in human affairs isn't a new form of deism but rather a more virulent form of pernicious atheism particularly as it pertains to questions of morality. If God isn't fully engaged then there is no persuasive argument against any form of immorality. As an example, you can have sex with a relative as long as she's on the pill since the only problem with incest is pregnancy. I grew up in that context. If it feels good do it. If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice…consider the possibilities".

Most of the problems in our society can be attached to the Einsteinian abandonment of God. That generation had a residue of religious background to keep most of them relatively close to the straight and narrow, but you don't have to go too many generations past that to see what happens when people grow up completely without a sense of God as anything but a myth and a fairy tale. Childhood obesity is a good one. All that actually exists is the pleasure centers in your brain so your job is to stuff as much sugar and fat in your face as you can. If it feels good do it. There is no sense of gluttony as a pejorative, as a sin, no shame attached to being dozens if not hundreds of pounds overweight. Why would there be if all you are is a big bag of chemicals with pleasure centers in your brain that need to be stroked continually?

What separates me from most so-called atheists is a feeling of utter humility toward the unattainable secrets of the harmony of the cosmos.

But, I don't think that's genuine humility or perhaps, a better way of putting it, a practical humility. It's not just the "secrets of the harmony of the cosmos" – that's just window dressing, that's just a dramatically extended fireworks display Writ Large -- the Much Larger Question, it seems to me, is the reason behind that extended fireworks display which I see as the hatching out of the conflict between God and the Seminal YHWH that goes all the way back to the Big Bang. The question back then and back there was the same question as it is here and now: God or YHWH, He or he/she/it? Choose God would be my best advice.

Secrets -- whether attainable or unattainable – have no discernible gender. The mysterious Dark Matter that makes up most of what we know as the universe could be He Dark Matter or She Dark Matter or It Dark Matter. Or Dark Matter could be all three. Whatever factual information we can gather over the next few centuries about what Dark Matter is I think I'm safe in saying that it won't specifically exclude either gender or non-gender and it is, consequently, YHWHist in nature. If that's what you want to explore, by all means, go take a look and pitch in on a project that will, I suspect, still be turning up blanks five hundred years after you're dead, but while you're doing that, my own best advice (and advice Einstein couldn't bring himself to give) is render God His due in the form of worship, acknowledgement of His sovereignty, submission to His will and alignment with His teachings.

The fanatical atheists are like slaves who are still feeling the weight of their chains which they have thrown off after hard struggle. They are creatures who – in their grudge against traditional religion as the "opiate of the masses" – cannot hear the music of the spheres.

This seems pretty awkward as theology goes since it presupposes that organized religion constitutes the same relationship to men that chains do to the slave. I really don't think the evidence supports that view – for every human atrocity that has been perpetrated in the name of organized religion (and they are legion), the civilizing effect of organized religion far, far outweighs it. It is only the inherent cynicism of atheism that blinds atheists to that truth. The Soviet Union and Mao's China are perfect examples of what happens if you attempt a wholesale God-ectomy on your society. There is no equivalent of the Stalinist, Pol Pot or Chairman Mao purges in Christendom. Christians simply can't murder millions upon millions of their own people or other people in cold blood without Christian doctrine ultimately pulling in the reins. And the sense of scale is important. If you want to indict Christianity for the Crusades or the death of native populations in Africa or North America (much of it inadvertent through disease they didn't know they were carrying to which the native populations were susceptible), there is no question that they took place and they constitute an indictment of Christian doctrine gone bad (as does the Holocaust), but it is nothing compared to what Marxist dictatorships perpetrated as a daily given.

I think "the music of the spheres" is more directly analogous to the "opiate of the masses" than Einstein intended and therein lies a core problem with overt atheism. In my view, you have to separate Scripture from the organizational edifice constructed upon it. The most potent intelligence communicated in a society is going to have the greatest imaginable impact and where that's true, the impact is going to be both positive and negative. Personally, I think it's self-evident that the prodigious wealth housed within the Vatican doesn't represent the greatest strength of the Catholic Church. The greatest strength of the Catholic Church is the greatest strength of Protestant Churches and all Christians sects, the gospels of Mathew Mark Luke and John. The gospels civilized the world wherever they arrived and they also made possible the eradication of whole cultures and the Holocaust. But the former was an infinitely larger effect than the latter. Nothing invented by men can stake that same claim. Mao's Little Red Book led to genocide and misery on a much larger scale than any improvement it could claim. It's only its abandonment which has led to improvement.


If you make the "music of the spheres" the focus of your faith, within a decade or so, people are going to declare Joni Mitchell is God (as, presumably, virtually all of my audience would consider to be a good idea – a prospect that I suspect would have horrified Einstein but which I see as a direct implication of his efforts in the Anything But God camp as enunciated here).

Science can be created only by those who are thoroughly imbued with the aspiration toward truth and understanding. This source of feeling, however, springs from the sphere of religion. The situation may be expressed by an image: science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Tomorrow: What's wrong with that first sentence there?





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